Mitch_Mustain
Don Juan
Have you not had sex with a woman at all and thought about the possiblity of being a queer?
Have you not been laid in such a long time that you wonder?
Do you think you're turning into a homo?
Does your brother constantly state that you dress like a butt lover?
Well now YOU can tell if you are a homo by doing this:
After you get done whacking off to pictures of Crissy Moran or Paris Hilton, go wash your hands and then look at your palms, specifically your fingers, or better yet, your index and ring fingers. Normally and generally(this is not totally 100% accurate but its damn near close)males have an index and ring finger that are just about the same size BUT, the RING finger is slightly longer than the INDEX finger just slightly..if you're fingers are this way stop reading and go back to practicing your hand to gland combat tactics. On the other hand if you find that your INDEX finger is longer than your RING finger....You probably have homosexual tendencies and are gay and you will die of AIDS(disregard the last few words)..
On a serious note, its an interesting thing I read about today on a site about finding sexual tendencies and other behavioral traits in us through the observation of our fingers,,its all sort of related to palmistry,.....so overall take it with a grain of salt.
Have you not been laid in such a long time that you wonder?
Do you think you're turning into a homo?
Does your brother constantly state that you dress like a butt lover?
Well now YOU can tell if you are a homo by doing this:
After you get done whacking off to pictures of Crissy Moran or Paris Hilton, go wash your hands and then look at your palms, specifically your fingers, or better yet, your index and ring fingers. Normally and generally(this is not totally 100% accurate but its damn near close)males have an index and ring finger that are just about the same size BUT, the RING finger is slightly longer than the INDEX finger just slightly..if you're fingers are this way stop reading and go back to practicing your hand to gland combat tactics. On the other hand if you find that your INDEX finger is longer than your RING finger....You probably have homosexual tendencies and are gay and you will die of AIDS(disregard the last few words)..
On a serious note, its an interesting thing I read about today on a site about finding sexual tendencies and other behavioral traits in us through the observation of our fingers,,its all sort of related to palmistry,.....so overall take it with a grain of salt.
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