Do You Have A Favorite SoSuave Moment?

George Gordon

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Hi all.

This board served as a pivotal force in my life. I was a regular for years. Now, I'll drop by every so often.

Whenever I think about this board, one little dialogue always seems to come to mind. And it always gives me a good laugh.

This can be found in "Fifteen Lessons". I want to share it with you. And I hope it cracks you up as much as it cracks me up.

Thanks Hollowpoint!


First Pook writes...

“Ahh…” said the Pook. “Now we have the answer. Away with you!” And the woman vanished in a fireball.


Hollowpoint follows-up with this...

Dear Pook,

In Lesson Two, the women vanish in a fireball, is this because they are the devil?

Thank you,

Hollowpoint


And finally Pook responds with this...

Hahaha. They do this because I have a sense of humor. Don't you?

Next thing you know, people are going to ask me if I'm a violent Pook because I slapped the youth around!


You can kick me to the ground if you want, but if you want to do it more effectively, remind me of this!

Does anyone else have any other favorite 'Comic SoSuave Moments'?
 

thefonz

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Black Italian being exposed as a fraud......really made me aware that you can't believe everything you read on this site
 
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No really? Everyone is full of BS. You just have to be aware.

BTW,
How was Black Italian a troll again?
 

Mr. Unique

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I have many but here are the highlights

1. Dr.beards. This will bring back a good laugh

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=59535 (classic)

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=49880

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=82789


2. purple pimp when he was messing with me and a few others telling me I had a little Wee wee LOL! The mods deleted all the good threads

Originally posted by PurplePimp
i have 2 gold teeth

sorry for interupshon

3. Drunk Mr. cardio when he went Crazy, remember this

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=88192

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89141

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89140

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89145

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89143

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89142

http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89135


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Edit: I found this while doing a search for someones name in the pic thread

Originally posted by DrBeard
Got som new pics + some of my mates!

This is me and my mates drunk and having a laff+ not giving a shiat. I am the tough looking one at the front like an alpha male!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/1031/beardpose7tw.jpg


This is me doing wtf I want!

http://img74.imageshack.us/img74/8651/beardbeer1gn.jpg
LOL!! I didnt know beard was 5'1! :crackup:
 
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At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Dr. Beard has to be my favorite Troll. He only comes around every once and a while and it's always a riot. god that guy is funny, wether he means to be or not.

The thread that some guy posted his picture in and asked if he looked gay. He said that his friends ro something said he looked gay. I'm pretty sure it was a joke but man that was hillarious.

Black Italian being revealed was great.... The reason being, is because unlike many other trolls who are just here to stir sh!t up, he was actually trying to boost his own ego over the net. It was fvcking sad.
 

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This was years ago, but there was a thread on writing poems for a girl. I don't know who posted it, but I keeled over laughing.

The suggesed poem for someone's gf was:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Take off your pants
 

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I liked the C*ckblocked by Jesus thread and the Close fisted kino thread that went over the virtues of socking a chick in the face to see if she was truely interested. Unfortunately, it was deleted.
 

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The ceramic polar bear guy was good value.
I almost got kicked out of the library from laughing so hard to that one, back in the day.
 
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