dirty text messages

[inzone50]

My girlfriend and i have this thing were we send each other dirty text messages to get each other hot. We say what we want to do to each other:

she send me: I wanna lick whipped cream off your rock hard body...

i am running low on ideas...plus i can not describe my thoughts good.

 

[onyx]

This is a text i sent to this chick yesterday.


"I wish you would wear your favourite football shirt and a strap on, while singing your favourite hymm from the sound of music"

lmao

 

[inzone50]

This is a text i sent to this chick yesterday.


"I wish you would wear your favourite football shirt and a strap on, while singing your favourite hymm from the sound of music"

lmao

strap on dude?!!! :nervous:

 

[onyx]

rofl dude it was a joke

 

[onyx]

rofl dude it was a joke