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Some of You are arguing that Your woman dont wanna give You head or dont want to swallow. Maybe its reason of Your cums taste?
I know some stuff, what type of food or drinks makes *** good and bad taste, but i lost the paper with it. Maybe somebody of You know this stuff or got any article?
From my memory - coffe ****s up taste. Beer makes it nice.
 

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"Maybe its reason of Your cums taste?"


possibly but I doubt it.

Now, I am NOT gay but decided to taste my own *** just to see what it was like, and let me tell you - it barely tastes of anything at all, its one of those things (like jelly) where the texture is much more obvious than the taste. ok it might be different for different guys but it seems unlikely that a women would find it so bad that they couldn't swallow it.

One thing I would suggest though - if a women consistently say that your *** tastes bad then I'd guess that drinking more water might help you.
 

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AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAH you tasted your own ***!!???? hahahahahahahahaha

fag



stay the hell away from asparges if you ever want your gf to give you head again.
 

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yeah I did and I loved it and then I ****ed myself in the ass with a didlo, oh man it was so good and throbbing ****s really really turn me on...


FVCK YOU. grow up you loser.
 

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Hey I just busted a nut, wanna slurp up the ***?
 

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I was trying to be helpful but people on this board are childish and take any chance they get to flame people. your OWN *** is a totally different thing.

and yes I do..pass me a straw
 

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*passes straw*

knock yourself out champ!
 

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it tasted like ****. almost as though it came from a stupid loser with several STDs....and stop drinking so much dog p1ss.
 
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someone delete this thread- else I'm probably not gonna hear the end of this. :crackup: :crackup:
 

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Oh for **** sake guys:D are you saying you've never wondered what it tastes like? it was only a little bit anyway:whistle:
 

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Originally posted by Captain Popular
:eek: OMG WTF
Would you suck your own **** if you could reach?

yes, thats not really much different from using your hand.
 

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I dunno. When you think about it, masturbation is, technically, jacking off a guy.

Not exactly straight...:whistle:
 

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:crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: :crackup: THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNEIST FUKKIN THINGS IVE HEARD IN MY MOTHER FUKKING LIFE ROTFLM MOTHERFUKKIN ASS OFF!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!
 

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If I could reach my own **** I would suck on it.... It's my **** anyway

:crackup:

I never tasted my own *** but it wouldnt hurt to try...

:crackup:
 

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Haha. Tasting... I would never taste it haha. You are crazy. But i didnt come here to diss ;)
Thing is. Man dont eat their *** because *** is for girls only. You cant eat it ;) and even if You did, remember it can taste different for woman. And we ae talking about woman. And i was asking after what type of food *** tastes better and after which not. And not for You but for the woman ;) Some food ****s up its taste sme not. For exampel i was sick now, and took lots of medicine. My girl said *** tasted really bad.
Anybody with any link or so ?
 

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My ex was a hardcore swallower and we would have this discussion often. Based on our experience, asparagus, garlic, onions and peppers will make the spunk taste nasty. On the other hand strawberries, Celery and any kind of melon will make it sweet and more prone to swallowing.

If you think I am joking, have your girl do a taste test.
 
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