Crotch Rot...?! lol

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Stank Nutz

Sup All...


Alright lets hear the techniques you all employ, to keep the Nutz from end of the day... Sweaty Stank!?

lol... lets hear it'


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Goldbond, extra strength.

It feels like a thousand gnomes are massaging your balls with icy cool hands.
 
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haha a thousand gnomes

genious

umm just dont ever use aftershave or cologne, i did that once, and that will be the ONLY time i do that in my lifetime.....ouch

just take a damn shower and use that awesome invention called soap.
 

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Originally posted by downfallofdisbelief
[Bumm just dont ever use aftershave or cologne, i did that once, and that will be the ONLY time i do that in my lifetime.....ouch

just take a damn shower and use that awesome invention called soap. [/B]
:crackup: HAHA!!!

I used to use cologne to neutralize swamp arse gasses. Light sprays here and there throughout the day... I loved the aura it set for me(I was AFC in that I didn't care what other people thought of me) I reeked of cheap cologne.

I'd go off at night to the bar and make some new friends. I almost always make sure I hit the showers before goin out. One night I didn't, and I F closed that night as well...

let's say after that drunken ONS I never wore anything down there again... the girl started bobbin on me, it was alright, not the best BJ, but it turned out to be a case of blue balls in the end. ****in retard me didn't rinse before sex, and she almost sandpapered her tongue off.
 

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