Critique on this pleaseeeeee

[gravityeyelids]

I know these threads are obnoxious, but I'm still working the rust off from having been in a relationship for a while, so i think i'm doing well but i need some constructive criticism to improve my game to where it was.

Okay so met this girl at the bar. she was very drunk (but so was I....hush all you that are gonna say not to game drunk girls...i go to a massive party college). She's hot, but not like a 10 or anything. Great big boobies and red hair. Huuuge interest when i chatted her up at the bar. She was literally grabbing me all over, grabbing my shirt and saying "fvck you" over and over again (in a good way). I could tell that she really wanted to bang me but was restraining herself. Im not even trying to be egotistical here, i know high interest when i see it. I was being very physical and busting on her CONSTANTLY, which she loved and threw it right back. She knocked my drink accidentally after i number closed her (as i was leaving). I was actually kinda pissed at this because i had just bought it and told her to buy me a new one. But she wasnt and i'm not gonna fvcking stand there and make a scene trying to get her to buy me other, so i went back to my friends... The first texts are that night after i left the bar. Sorry about the military time. bold text is me. The rest is her. Give me some feedback here

2014-01-12 01:25:30 EST You owe me a drink
2014-01-12 01:31:59 EST Noo
2014-01-12 01:47:11 EST You're ridiculous . I hope you realize that
2014-01-12 02:38:12 EST Uhhhh
2014-01-12 02:38:58 EST You're nuts

[These are from the Next Morning]
2014-01-12 10:05:42 EST Holy **** wait what ahahah
2014-01-12 11:09:22 EST Who is this and why were you being mean ahaha
2014-01-12 12:00:12 EST You spilled my drink. All over the bar.
2014-01-12 12:46:37 EST But who are you? Damn my bad :/
2014-01-12 13:13:44 EST The sexy guy in the black sweater
2014-01-12 13:26:08 EST Lol that means nothing to me i was like blacked out
2014-01-12 13:42:04 EST Yes you were. My name is [gravityeeyelids]
2014-01-12 13:43:59 EST I vaguely remember talking to some hot man probably you lmao. I need
2014-01-12 13:43:59 EST to see who you are. And whyd you text me telling me i'm ridiculous
2014-01-12 13:44:00 EST lolll good pick up line [alien face]‚
2014-01-12 13:47:05 EST It was me. And you're ridiculous cause you kept grabbing me and touching me. I should file sexual harassment charges, ya pervert
2014-01-12 13:49:28 EST Lmao noooo way. I was not lolll so embarassing
2014-01-12 13:49:36 EST Embarrassing*
2014-01-12 13:53:13 EST Haha yep. What have you got going on today? I'm nursing my hangover and watching Netflix if you'd like to come keep me company
2014-01-12 14:04:18 EST I gotta help my friend move fmllllll
2014-01-12 14:15:03EST Ill see what youre doin later even though i have no idea
who you are lmao
2014-01-12 14:17:40 EST Sounds good. Even though you're not really my type...but that's okay
2014-01-12 14:19:17 EST Lolll wtf does that mean?
2014-01-12 20:00:31 EST Cylinder pastrami summary
2014-01-12 20:15:42 EST What the fuuuck lol
2014-01-12 20:21:22 EST That damn autocorrect...
2014-01-12 20:22:24 EST Lolol and what did you mean to say
2014-01-12 20:25:53 EST Don't worry about it
2014-01-12 20:31:10 EST F you lol
2014-01-12 20:32:57 EST I guess you can come hang out if you promise to behave yourself
2014-01-12 20:34:47 EST Haha well im with my friend right meow. Idk whens your bedtime
2014-01-12 20:47:32 EST I don't have class until 6pm so whenever
2014-01-12 20:48:36 EST I have four tomorrow haa shoot me. Wait so did i give you my number after spilling your drink or what
2014-01-12 20:54:13 EST Nope. spilled it right as I was walking away. I am never forgiving you
2014-01-12 20:55:58 EST Hahah i love it. Wait who are you i literally have zero idea what you look like
2014-01-12 21:00:50 EST I thought we went through this...dark hair...6 foot, dreamy eyes, great body, I basically look like brad Pitt in fight club
2014-01-12 21:05:32 EST Ohhh lala send me a ****in pic
2014-01-12 21:08:41 EST Shirt or no shirt brah?
2014-01-12 21:09:20 EST Surprise me
[At this point i sent her a pic of me in tight boxerbriefs over snapchat. I have a very nice body. Not bragging, i think it's relevant to know, because i knew this would increase my chances dramatically]
2014-01-12 21:21:41 EST Snapchat
2014-01-12 21:24:11 EST Ooook i remember you now and see why i was all over you
2014-01-12 21:26:09 EST Your turn
2014-01-12 21:26:43 EST Well im at the store so ill get back to ya on that in a bit
[A Little while later she sends a niiice snap of her face and huuuge tits in a pushup bra]
2014-01-12 23:07:16 EST I'm in the [insert my location on campus here]. You know how to get there?
[The Location is a DHV in itself, because they're brand new, very expensive, granite countertops, wood floors, instant panty dropper...Also i doubt she knew i am a grad student..i think shes in undergrad]
2014-01-12 23:12:23 EST Hahah if im not your type then why would we hang out
2014-01-12 23:17:20 EST Id like to give you the chance to prove me wrong. it's only fair
2014-01-12 23:21:05 EST Hm so what is your type then?
2014-01-12 23:23:18 EST No more questions, if you want to play 20 questions you can do it to me in person or stop wasting my time
2014-01-12 23:25:33 EST Whoa alrightyyy ya ass. I have to be up at 8 so i have to make it a dif day this week
2014-01-12 23:32:03 EST Wednesday im outta class at 9pm and Thursday evening im free whenever. Either of those work?
2014-01-12 23:32:46 EST Thurs works

I didn't respond after that. i'm gonna call her tues or wed and confirm...I need some advice here. Calling better than texting right? First off, it's obviously she had high interest despite only having met me at the bar and being very drunk. I wasnt sure about the "no more questions line", but honestly i was sick of playing little games over texting. Was this a good idea or no? Do i still have a good chance DJ'ers?

And what's a good plan to do on wednesday. Honestly, she's a party girl and probably a sloot. Which is fine. I just want to bang her (fvck off all you guys saying shes low quality and not relationship material. i fvcking know this. i just want to put my penis in her, i have no intention of dating this girl). Part of me says that she wants me bad enough that i can suggest she come over and bring some wine, we curl up and I push for the lay and get it after some mild LMR. I was going to suggest we get drunk in a challenging manner..something like "come be my drinking buddy...if you think you can keep up with me" It's a thursday night at a party college, and most people go out, so i might suggest we get drunk at my place to pregame (i will push for the lay before we go out), and then see if she/we want to go out partying. Bad idea or good?

The other part of me says that im just some guy she met in a bar and is hesitant...which i dont blame her at all for, and she'd probably rather meet in a more public place at least at first...and im better off doing a date-ier date with less expectations. ...but honestly if she was this responsive to some guy she met at a bar drunk....i think she might just want the D.

How should i ask her to come hangout? and give me critique on the convo.

 

[gravityeyelids]

"......party chick"

this is all you need to know. your text game is a little too wordy and sharp with the ashole game but with these type of girls it really doesnt matter.

personally i wouldnt be too serious about trying to get this girl to show up anywhere. i would probably just say "hey party goin on at X at X time come through, dress sexy, bring friends" if shes serious she will call you to ask for more details or text you and ask if "your there?" and "how is it?" in which case you respond "its bumpin, cant really text come through!"

if she doesnt show it doesnt matter, you will likely run into her again and what you should try to do is close that same night shes getting shlt faced. chicks are jekyll and hyde from day and night. just cause she was ready to fuk last night doesnt mean shes still ready/willing to go with you the next day. only guys are like that

This is true. but honestly i was drunk too and i dont know if she fits in the attention wh0re, party girl category. I was trying to kiss close her at the bar, and she wasnt going for it, even though i could tell she wanted to. With the high IL i had, i feel like if she were a real party girl it would have been a brainer to kiss. It could be because it was pretty busy....but stilll i usually dont have much problem kissing girls in bars....especially if it's a kiss not a makeout. but whatever.. I dont want to have to deal with trying to meet up with her at a party...first off i dont know any parties usually....i just go to the bars. and i'd probably just get distracted by the other hotties there anyway. I just want to get her to my place for an easy lay haha. Any suggestions how to get her one on one?

 

[gravityeyelids]

this is where having cool/weird/interesting things in your room/apartment comes in handy.

you can mention having to feed your pet snakehead every night at 12 or 1 am and tell her she should come see it or something like that. work with what you got. honestly it doesnt even matter how ridiculous the suggestion sounds. if a girl has real interest in fuking you all she needs is a little plausible deniability. you dont just come out and say "lets go back to my place so i can **** you like you stole something from me" (unless you're me of course).

closing is about being suggestive and creative. have fun with it.

no, i know how to extract from the bar...what im asking is it too much to ask of her to just come hangout at my place that evening rather than going out with her? i dont really wanna go out that night persay, i just want to have her come chill at my place and watch a movie or something. we don't have to drink, but i like to and she might

 

[Greasy Pig]

For the type of woman she obviously is, I rate your text game as excellent.

Try to get her over for some boozing and then do what you put on the earth to do.

 

[TheGambino]

It doesn't matter wheter you call or text, if she likes you she will be glad to hear from you in any way and she will show up. If she doesn't mixed signals, flakes, and more red flags will come up, in that case get out.

 

[YAboi]

you have game bro . Just don't overthink and don't be too dependent on an outcome just be like whatever happens is watever..

 

[Uncharted]

This was awesome. Nice work. Just make sure you make plans at some point - don't go back and forth too much. If she ditches on the plans then she's not that interested.

 

[gravityeyelids]

Good to hear guys. Sometimes I just get caught up in not having a lot of recent action (although i've only been single for a month now) and tend to place more importance on results rather than improving myself. Thankfully i'm learning to let go of just trying to get laid by any girl i can get ahold of and starting to just worry about getting better at this and screening out the chicks that aren;t worth my time

 

[gravityeyelids]

Update: God i fvcking hate these little text games. I mean i guess i can't blame her for being hesitant since the only time we actually met in person she was like blackout drunk. But still..

so today: (Bold is my texts)

7:50pm: Hey plan on like 9 tomorrow
7:54pm: Lol how about you ask if 9 works?
7:56pm: Hah you can say it doesnt if it doesnt
8:03pm: 9 doesnt


I'm about to just give up on her and go out searching for fresh leads insteard tomorrow, but i want to give it the old college try before I do. She has nice boobies.

Any advice on how to deal with this? I can't do anything earlier in the day.

 

[Ace9]

waste of your time.

interest only dwindles as days pass...text messaging rarely increases it.


Set sail.

 

[MrNiceGuy23]

Text messaging might not increase interest, but it can certainly hold it in my opinion. If this girl is as hot and as slutty as OP suggests, then she most definitely has other men (or orbiters) constantly blowing up her phone. If she is at all interested in any of them, she is going to go to the one who is on her mind at the moment. College girls especially want what they can have right now, they aren't going to wait if they have other guys they like coming for them.

OP has game, but in my opinion it's slightly too arrogant and you come off as just being rude at some points. I thought you handled everything well until the no more questions line and the telling her when to plan to see you. You were being indifferent and slightly arrogant before which worked in your favor, but it seems like you crossed a line telling her she's wasting your time.

She might be a slut, but reading a line like that makes it obvious that you're only after one thing, this could be a negative.