Creativity in the Bedroom...

italostud

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Lick the bunghole! j/k

Having her dress up is always fun. Like in a french maid outfit or something. Ask if she has any fantasies about cops or construction workers, then go find a cheap costume somewhere for you. Get really drunk and **** her up the ass(I always liked doing this hahaha) She'll be a lot more relaxed and "open" to the idea of anal.

Oh yeah, lick the bunghole!
 

mrbreeze

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Well, I’m not in an LTR anymore but here are a few suggestions…

Do it in every room in the house.

Do it in the yard, preferably after dark.

Go parking.

Do it in the woods, sandhills, beach, park... whatever ya got.

Tie her ass up and abuse her, trust me she will love it. (Research this one first, preparation is the key.)

Learn to make her squirt.

Learn ancient techniques of tantra, kama sutra, and tantric sex.
 

Sexy_Malibu

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How creative we talkin here? Like really creative/kinky? or just white bread kinky?

Spanking
Handcuffs
Ropes
Blindfolds
Biting
Hair pulling
Dildos
Vibrators
Anal beads
Lotion
Dirty talk
Toe-sucking
Costumes
Role-playing
Threesomes
Foursomes or moresomes
Food
Blood
Urine
Feces
Animals
Dead people

By the way, I have NOT tried all the things on this list... (some of them quite disgust me just to think about it... blood, urine, feces, animals, dead people, and worst of all toe-sucking!!! :eek: ) This is just a "checklist" I made for my questionnaire... it was done partially as a joke, because I seriously hope I don't know anyone who'd seriously check "feces" or "animals" etc... (ew! ew! ew!) but hey, if you're REALLY CREATIVE, knock your self out! ;)
 

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Helter Skelter

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Originally posted by Sexy_Malibu
and worst of all toe-sucking!!! :eek: )
WTF?
I distinctly remember one time being in a jacuzzi with this girl and we were both leaning back at opposite sides. She had her ankles and feet resting on both of my shoulders. It was the only thing I could reach, so I started kissing her legs and feet (ha, ha) and at some point I made my way to her toes and started sucking on them.

This girl didn't really like giving BJ's so she saw me doing this and said "is this your way of telling me you want a blow job?"

I remember being so hot in there because the water was practically boiling I was getting light headed. At some point, I accidently called her the wrong name(another girl I knew) well that was like the worse thing I could have done and she never forgave me for that.
So yeah, I have sucked toes. If a girl going to suck my diick it's the least I can do. :D
 
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