couldn't find it.

Crazy Asian

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so i was about to fvck this girl.
then i couldn't find it.
it took like 20 min.
then when i got barely inside her, she said it hurt.

so EPIC FAIL.
although i honestly did not feel embarassed at all.
help on wut to do next time?
 

3countriesPlan

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OK here is a good way to find a *****hole... on uh chicks over 18 that is.. ha
Cup her crotch like how you palm a basketball.. then since a normal girls ***** is in the middle ( dear God I hope I dont meet one that has a *****hole on her thigh) then use the underside of your middle finger to rub up and down. The contact will start to get her wet and the lips will split easier.. then the **** will become more obvious and voila
*****hole located just south:D
 

SmoothTalker

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Lol wtf? I never knew it was that hard to find... I mean its right between her legs. Did she have an epic bush you had to dig through? Or are you just trying to have sex in complete darkness?
 

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oh them eager high school days plagued by those dreadful words..."that's not it"

next time just remember to relax, enjoy the moment and like a blind man try to find your way around with your hands.

oh, and in the wise words of Nina Hartley..."A dry finger and a dry ***** is not foreplay."
 

Single_Sucks

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if you just start making the in-out movements against her general area then a.) you will stay hard enough and b.) you will find yourself slipping in in no time.

After all, she can realign her hips to meet you aswell.
 
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