Continue the Sentence using 3 words....

[Wiesman44]

K guys, this thread should get hilarious. Continue the sentence using 3 words, and only 3 words. I'll start it off a little:

I am a midget in....

 

[Bible_Belt]

search of sex

 

[flippinfreak]

with a giant derekeffect

 

[thederekeffect1]

puppet made of

 

[VegasGuy56]

dildos which had

 

[jackie_legs]

sh1t on them

 

[Teen Spirit]

so I sucked

 

[Bonhomme]

'em 'til I

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

had man milk

 

[flyinshark]

and one day

 

[Wiesman44]

I became a

 

[SELF-MASTERY]

c*m drinking *****

 

[thederekeffect1]

that works for

 

[Brian20o2]

the condom factory

 

[AC/DC]

so I can

 

[Taviii]

fist **** your

 

[jackie_legs]

ass really easily

 

[flippinfreak]

without any lube

 

[thederekeffect1]

Playing my Xbox

 

[KarmaSutra]

then sodomizing your