Condoms

[Maeisgood]

I need more information on condoms. I'm going to get laid this week, and I only have one in my wallet and I need advice.

1) How far does it go? How much space is needed at the tip of the penis and how far do u strech it down?

2) How often do they break?

3) Any other important information on them that a newb like me needs to know?

Thanks a lot everyone who helped me reach this haha. :yes:

 

[applaya]

my advice would be to take that condom in your wallet and throw it away. buy some new ones.

 

[biker_gixxer]

How can you be so sure you'll get laid?

Google your search, you'll be able to find out all the info you need on condoms.

 

[trevormcg]

Storing condoms in your wallet for extended periods of time can cause abnormal wear and tear on the condom, and it may already be torn. I would suggest going to a store and buy some more condoms....If you're apprehensive of buying condoms, look at it this way: "when you're checking out, the loser behind the counter is looking at you thinking: 'this guy is having sex?', and you're thinking 'yea mo****a im gonna bang some girls tonight, and your gonna have fun with your five fingers.'" ....and if its a girl, it can even be used as a conversation piece.

As to how often they break....it depends on how you wear your condom...if it fits well, and the girl you're going to have sex with is not a virgin/you dont have butt sex with her, you should be fine. BUT, there are no guarantees. I would get a lubricated condom...and you should be alright, just make sure she's got her natural juices flowing before you go and stick it in her. Look, even if it does break...make sure to have a back up or two in your pocket...and it's really not the end of the world if it breaks (unless your banging some vegas hookers)

 

[shydude]

Hmmm Get some more from the school. High Schools give em for free, unless u r in junior high or lower.. And put like 3 of em on ur penis, she will think u have bigger penis//

Your post must be greater then your signature.

 

[applaya]

And put like 3 of em on ur penis, she will think u have bigger penis//

i hope this isn't serious. please stop posting

 

[Phat]

If you wear it correctly it wont break.. First Carefully tear open the wrapper do not use teeth or sharp object. use fingers. Unroll condom onto ur jon all the way down. then pintch the tip that has air in it make sure there is no air in the tip or it will break.

 

[dannowillbookem]

dont do more than one layer of condom, or they rub against eachother and break much more easily. ironic i know.

 

[LongDrinkofWater]

Another thing, don't be afraid to actually put it on. In other words, don't be afraid to stop the action when it's time to wrap it up. Heck, you may even want to ask her to put in on you. The pause in the action while you do this (if done correctly) will only build her up more in anticipation knowing what's about to come (no pun intended)..................................... (ok, intended)

 

[dannowillbookem]

The pause in the action while you do this (if done correctly) will only build her up more in anticipation knowing what's about to come (no pun intended)..................................... (ok, intended)

heh heh heh

 

[backbreaker]

1. If used right, condoms won't break

2. Getting condoms from school is like getting goverment cheese, it meets the bare min of being a condom and sure as hell isn't pleasureable.


After years of... uh mm.. eperience, crown condoms are hands down the best... they are thin, strong as ****, and women love them.

You can go on ebay and get 24 for 9 bucks

 

[picard]

I need more information on condoms. I'm going to get laid this week, and I only have one in my wallet and I need advice.

1) How far does it go? How much space is needed at the tip of the penis and how far do u strech it down?

2) How often do they break?

3) Any other important information on them that a newb like me needs to know?

Thanks a lot everyone who helped me reach this haha. :yes:

condoms degrade when it is expose to heat for prolong periods. For example condom which has been sandwiched in your wallet will break down due to bodyheat.

High quality condom RARELY breaks. Don't buy cheap condom from vending machine in the bar. those will break definitely. They aren't made to high spec of brand name such as Durex, trojan, lifestyle. If your weenie is larger than average then you have to buy extra large size. small condom will break on large weenie for sure.

Durex has the best condom on the market because its thin latex version is just as strong as other brand thick condom. I used variety of brand from Trojan, lifestyle and Durex. I would never buy condom from vending machines. Trojan latex tend to be on thick size hence it reduce sensation. Lifestyle has only one selling point, flavor condom. Durex condom is best because it actually fits weenie like glove and it can stretch as your weenie expands. I haven't used other brands thus I can't comments on them.

 

[backbreaker]

Durex condoms are as thick as a freakin rubber glove..

actually I take that back.. durex has a brand of condoms (it's sad when you know the different) that is ribbed, that I have gotten pretty good responses for, and I can feel it as well and it heats up... but I still stick with my crown condoms for the most part. However I keep, or at least use to keep a couple around, I can't seem to find them anymore.

The other durex condoms were too thick, I actually want to feel like I am ****ing, not playing with a stuffed doll.

And don't get me started on Trojan or lifestyles.. yeah, it's easy to stop sperm when you are shooting it into a dish washing glove

 

[Desdinova]

I need more information on condoms. I'm going to get laid this week, and I only have one in my wallet

Here's your first piece of info.... throw the one in your wallet in the trash. It's probably fvcked from all the pressure and heat.

1) How far does it go? How much space is needed at the tip of the penis and how far do u strech it down?

This will help:
http://www.sosuave.net/forum/showthread.php?t=63346

For more information, consult the back of the condom box.

2) How often do they break?

For me, about once every two years while having frequent sex, not an occasional one night stand.

3) Any other important information on them that a newb like me needs to know?

- Don't wear two of them at once.
- If you get d1ck pain from wearing a condom with spermicidal lubricant, you're probably allergic to spermicide.
- Don't use Lifestyles brand condoms.
- Don't use Ramses brand condoms unless you have a tiny d1ck (do they even make ramses anymore?)

 

[backbreaker]

lol, they make tiny condoms? Damn, you HAVE to order thoose online, because no one would have the balls to buy them in the store..

I ahve a cousin that is 5'5, 140 pounds, and carries around Magnum XL condoms... like he's fooling anyone

which brings me to a point.. for the love of god, make sure the condom fits.


lifestyles suck

 

[Seran]

- Don't use Lifestyles brand condoms.

why not?

 

[LiveFreeX]

#1. WTF is with all these stupid condom threads. If you don't know how to use a condom you shouldn't be fvcking in the first place.

#2. If you need to use a condom, she is a low quality woman and you shouldn't be fvcking her in the first place.

#3. If she is a Single Mom or Western Woman then you are a low quality man and you shouldn't be fvcking her in the first place.

#4. Pull out method works way better, do not attempt on low quality scum bag women (western women/single moms).