Condom Q

[search1ng]

I'm Going away for a few days, meeting up with a female friend i haven't seen in awhile. Anyway, where do you guys carry Condoms on your person? I've heard wallet is bad, i don't think the Hotel or w/e will have them stocked and I'm not taking my car.

Some insight would be much appreciated, thanks.

 

[Lion]

LOL use you imagination man, if you are going away aren't you taking a bag? Put it in your sock, between your cheeks.... maybe swallow it?!!!!

 

[search1ng]

oh yeah... LOL, moment of brain death. Too used to leaving it at the house/car.

 

[Berlex]

you can store it in your rectum

 

[search1ng]

Good idea! My rectum. I forgot about that!

Oh yeah! while i'm at it you can come over and help widen my ass-hole with this pink rubber dildo. Then we can all sing '99 red balloons' and have a gay circle jerk into a cup and the first one to shoot will have to drink it all!

 

[speakeasy]

I put mine in my wallet despite warnings. Before I bust, I always take one last look down there to make sure it's still on and that it's not ripped. It's always a good idea to take one last look no matter what just to be on the safe side.

 

[Kerpal]

I have always heard not to carry them in your wallet, so I started holding mine in an Altoids container in my pocket. I think it's a good solution. Just don't let anyone see it, because if they ask for a mint it could be awkward.

 

[amoka]

It is only bad to put it in your wallet if you put your wallet in your back pocket.

 

[speakeasy]

Well, if you're getting enough ass, they shouldn't be sitting in your wallet for very long.