Condom Holders!

[PRMoon]

One of my ex girlfriends gave me a two piece plastic condom holder. At first I was like "WTF the only holder I need is my wallet, B*tch!" she laughed an just told me to take it. So I took this square shaped thin plastic piece and put a condom in it. Hmmm nice fit! Infact I can fit two condoms in it no problem!

It's nice that my condoms have a nice safe place to hang out, other then my wallet, which usually gets them roughed up. Plus today I accidentally left it in the back pocket of my jeans and put them in the laundry. The condom wrappers weren't even wet when i found them! Of course If I had put them in the dryer, things may not have turned out as well, but I think the holder is awesome!

 

[al77]

Originally posted by PRMoon
I took this square shaped thin plastic piece and put a condom in it. Hmmm nice fit! Infact I can fit two condoms in it no problem!

Plus today I accidentally left it in the back pocket of my jeans and put them in the laundry.

Hmm.. why exactly you want to fit two condoms in it? I mean why do you want to fit condoms in anything? that holder only eats more space in your pocket without giving anything beneficial, at least i cannot see any advatanges unless you are going to wash your jeans with condoms inside
Did I miss somehting?

Lets focus on more constructive stuff: did you tell her "we gotta test if it works babe"?

 

[Layla]

Thats cool, condom holders.

I think the coolest way to do it is in an altoids box though.:crackup:

 

[PRMoon]

hmmm indeed

Originally posted by al77
Hmm.. why exactly you want to fit two condoms in it? I mean why do you want to fit condoms in anything? that holder only eats more space in your pocket without giving anything beneficial, at least i cannot see any advatanges unless you are going to wash your jeans with condoms inside
Did I miss somehting?

Lets focus on more constructive stuff: did you tell her "we gotta test if it works babe"?

Why would I want to have two condoms?
Hmmm I actually didn't think about this...until now
first off if one breaks I've got a back up! Second I often find myself winging for dumbasses who didn't expect to make it to some chicks (Read two girls one for me one for him) apartment and he didn't bring one. No problem I got it covered.

I don't like keeing a condom freelancing in my pocket cause they get beat up even more then they would in my wallet. Ragged condoms are the reason i started putting em in my wallet to begin with. I've lost a lot of condoms randomly while out, this has stopped now that I've got a mini holder. It's also a bit easier to keep track of then other loose condoms, not counting the ones in the box next to my bed.

 

[penkitten]

they leave a ring in your wallet....

 

[Create Reality]

So it's just a lil plastic box about, an inch quarter square?

 

[al77]

Re: hmmm indeed

Originally posted by PRMoon
Why would I want to have two condoms?

No, it is fine... anyway, I got the main reason: they got ragged.
If you carry them for so long they got ragged, that means you don't use them on a daily basis... how long does it take for a condom to get ragged? More than a week at least.

if I were you I would simply put some new ones on the day of the important date.

If they leave a ring in your wallet: again that means you don't use them very often. Why than to carry them all the time?
Take them if you go on a date. At least I would feel not comfortable with an additional plastic box in my pockets. It doesnt add comfort.

 

[Ice Cold]

Originally posted by penkitten
they leave a ring in your wallet....

It's ****ing hilarious :crackup:

 

[quest]

2 condoms is SUPER important..

i once layed some big fat girl on the beach.
ie; i sure as f*ck wasn't going in bareback.
she used a pick up line on me; "want a headjob?"
ie; i sure as f*ck wasn't going in bareback.

i had been drinking. and when i opened the condom packet, the condom fell in the sand.
ie; i sure as f*ck wasn't going in bareback.
LUCKY FOR ME i had a spare! i wasn't going in bareback!
worst lay i've ever had, and it would have been a whole lot worse if she gave me some disease, or if i gave her a mini quest.

and the next day i went to the "crime scene" with my friends and there were 2 dents in the sand (where her ass was) and a little condom sitting to the left of the bum holes.

pretty funny


ok.. its off the topic, but during the "crime" i could hear my friends talking on the peer above us, so i stood up, and ran away from her, leaving her open legged, wanting more, while i was running and laughing.. by that time my friends looked down and worked out what had happened.

need i tell you, this story made its way out at my 21st.
lol
good times.

EDIT: also, the condom holder sounds like a GREAT idea. i keep my condoms in my back pocket, because i don't have a wallet, and i have loose change+notes+cards+phone in my front pockets.
i can't think of a better idea then those condom holders.
you don't want a broken condom, whats the point of it? except to make it feel worse.

 

[PRMoon]

Originally posted by Create Reality
So it's just a lil plastic box about, an inch quarter square?

Yeah it's about that. It'a actually wider in the center part of the box then it is around the edges.

I just found a site that sells them here's what they look like

http://www.condomania.com/jump.jsp?itemType=PRODUCT&itemID=439

hmmm looks like they're not that expencive either.
Wow they have a Keychain one! that's even more slick!

 

[PRMoon]

Re: Re: hmmm indeed

Originally posted by al77
No, it is fine... anyway, I got the main reason: they got ragged.
If you carry them for so long they got ragged, that means you don't use them on a daily basis... how long does it take for a condom to get ragged? More than a week at least.

if I were you I would simply put some new ones on the day of the important date.

.

Well I mean when I'm going out there's no absolute garuntee that I'm gonna get laid. The only way I could assure myself that that will happen would be to call a girl I know, and I don't like doing that cause meeting new girls is half the fun.

If I'm going to do this, I'd have to rotate travel condoms as some get worn, or I'd have to make sure I use one of them after it's ridden in my pocket/wallet for more then a few days. I think I'd rather just keep them in a case and use them whenever I see fit, knowing they're in perfect condition when I want to get at them.

 

[al77]

Re: Re: Re: hmmm indeed

Originally posted by PRMoon
Well I mean when I'm going out there's no absolute garuntee that I'm gonna get laid. The only way I could assure myself that that will happen would be to call a girl I know, and I don't like doing that cause meeting new girls is half the fun.

If you go out and don't know if you are going to get laid..that may mean sometimes you meet a girl and get laid at the very first day? Oh, then you got a really great game! Thats a reall DJ approach!

Probably then it makes sense to you to have that holder: I just could not imagine I that situation for myself: to meet a girl and fvck her in the same day! You seem like a natural DJ.

 

[diablo]

Since nobody else has mentioned it, I thought I might let all of you in on something... condoms hate heat. This damages the material that they're made of and increases the chance that it will rupture. So, keep them out of your wallet and away from your glove box...

Condom keychain holders? Maybe if I was still 16 I'd be interested in one, but I just can't see anyone taking a person seriously who has a condom on his keychain.

 

[al77]

Originally posted by diablo
So, keep them out of your wallet and away from your glove box...

does a glove box has really somewhat higher temperature?

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by al77
does a glove box has really somewhat higher temperature?

Since my guess is that you're going to at some point park your car with the windows up this summer, the question should answer itself. If it doesn't, try sitting in a shut off vehicle with all windows sealed under the blazing mid-day sun, especially in a parking lot.

 

[PRMoon]

Originally posted by diablo

Condom keychain holders? Maybe if I was still 16 I'd be interested in one, but I just can't see anyone taking a person seriously who has a condom on his keychain.

Honestly, what girl sees your keys until they're past the point of no return? If I'm going to plug a girl on a ONS then where I get my condom shouldn't be that big of a deal whether it be my keys, my wallet, my pocket, out of my penny loafers...she knows she's getting f*cked by this time. Where the condom came from is just a formality.

I could however see my future girlfriend or what have you not beeing so keen on the idea of me having a condom despencer on my keys, that's really just begging for trouble. But really how many girls will see your keys? I flash my wallet where condoms use to be highly visible all the time, so having them on my keys (which rarely leave my pocket until i'm driving) probably makes even more sense.

Not saying i'm going to make a purchase, concidering I've already got a holder that suits me fine and it's somewhat heat resistant. I do agree that leaving condoms in your car is a bad idea. Concidering I live in the desert and everytime I open a car door in the summer i get greeted by a blast of super heated air. I can only imagine kind of damage a puny piece of latex would go through in those types of conditions

 

[Aztec]

I keep mine duct taped to my thigh.

 

[decisive]

hahaha

Originally posted by quest
and it would have been a whole lot worse if she gave me some disease, or if i gave her a mini quest.

hahaha classic!

 

[high nrg]

i found something last night that made me think of this post.

the older gameboy games came in little plastic containers. theyre perfect for holding condoms. if you have any of those laying around i suggest trying that out