Community Vent/Rant Thread...Let 'er Rip!

Wyldfire

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I've been on here so much the past couple of weeks because of the hell that has become my home situation...thanks to the biotch that lives next door. I have to rant...so I'm just going to start a rant/vent thread for everyone's use anytime you're PO-ed.

I moved into this apartment with what I considered to be a totally awesome landlord last October. Another family moved in but only stayed a couple of months because they split up and neither wanted to stay. No problems at all with those folks...we were both "mind our own business" types. The other side of the house was empty for a month or so and then a young couple, their baby and her mother moved in next door. The young mother is the nosiest trouble making pain in the arse biotch imaginable. She calls the landlord several times a day asking for stupid things...she found a hornet inside and expects the whole place to be bombed for pests...when there is no problem. We have a little Jack Russell Terrier who we NEVER let outside unattended...EVER. This biotch lies to the landlord and tries to say the dog bit her. It didn't. She lies about all kinds of things...and spreads rumors. My 6 year old had an allergic reaction to Penicillin so I didn't go anywhere for a few days. She told my landlord my car was broken down...it wasn't. You get the picture.

So my landlord decides to sell the house. My 20 year old answered the door when they came to tell us that their friend was buying the house and that it was essentially a done deal. So I think the house is in closing. I have no written lease...it's month to month and informal. They claimed to be pet friendly. The neighbor has a cat...my 6 year old has been begging for a car for over 3 years, so I figure I should get one before new owner takes possession so there are no problems. I get her a show quality champion bloodline 9 month old CFA registered Blue Persian cat. Neighbor runs to the landlord and "tattles" even though there isn't a no pet policy...AND she has a cat. Grrrrr.

It turns out the friend doesn't buy house afterall...in comes realtor hell. The neighbor was supposed to let me know there was going to be showings starting on a certain day at 4pm. She tells me 2 hours before showing. I have 4 kids, and teenage boys aren't always neat little buggers. I needed some time to get ready. I call agent and explain I didn't get told and needed a couple of days before I would be ready for showings. Realtor calls landlord and landlord wigs out on me...not my fault no one freaking told me...cripes almighty! So the realtor is pushy, rude, inconsiderate, doesn't even attempt to make sure a time works for me before scheduling showings. I have to be here because of the dog. It's scared of people it doesn't know and if someone were to come in with no one home I'm not sure she wouldn't bite them and if she didn't she'd pee all over their shoes for sure. We do 4 or 5 showings and then ONE freaking showing I tell agent I can't do it then because I have appointments scheduled that day and things I need to do and offer 4 other times I could make it work...basically any day but that particular day. She calls landlord and claims I'm being "uncooperative" and interfereing in showing. Bloody hell...come on! How long am I going to have to sit at home for these arseholes before they show a little consideration for the inconvenience they're causing me when I pay to live here...Christ!

Landlord comes over pitching another fit so I cancel my plans AGAIN for this showing. They get here...go next door, look outside and freaking leave. I had front door open and screen door closed and was right here...waiting for them. Biotch realtor calls the landlord and LIES saying I didn't give access. She didn't even come to my damn door!

Landlord comes over carrying on like a raging lunatic...threatening me, trying to intimidate me...the whole nine yards. He offered me my April rent and security back if I move by the 30th of the month. He then tells me if I don't accept his offer he will come in, remove my belongings and lock me out illegally and to hell with the consequences because he "wants to sell the house". So, I've spent the better part of the afternoon consulting an attorney who has agreed to represent me for free because he couldn't believe this sheeit.

I called the realtor and talked to this biotches boss and told them in no uncertain terms that she'd best get her arse on the phone and call my landlord and tell the damn truth or I'd report her to the licensing board for unethical practice and sue her arse. I said within earshot of my trouble making neighbor that if I get one more visit like this from my landlord because of some sheeit she starts she'll be climbing her properly beaten arse out of the nearest dumpster and she'll be lucky if I don't file a motion against her too.

Now I'm deciding whether to try to call the landlord and attempt yet again to logically talk to someone who refuses to even listen to reason or if I should just have my lawyer contact him.

I could see if I didn't pay my rent or actually did something wrong...but jeebus...this is just insane.
 

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Oh so man ways to just rag on your lifestyle. SO much fodder I can use... I wish I was evil. I hate not being evil, being evil seems like something soooo good!

If I was evil, I'd steal, I'd lie,and cheat, I'd trick people, scam, and vandalize.

All of the things I want in my life I could so easily have if I wasn't such a 'nice' guy. It's good to be bad? All the bad guys do what the nice guys dream?

Yeah, my dreams are filled with evil things I could o to make people hate me. All the things I wish I could do to people that pushed me in the wrong direction.

I wonder what my life would be like?

I miss my old oneitis:p
 
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I'm pissed because I everywhere i go to hang out with chicks there's always 3 guys for every girl and theres usually like 2 or 3 girls so that makes it 6 guys and 2 girls. I hate it because they're all AFCs but then when I talk to them and show them that I aint no one's b*tch they get pissed off because I'm supposed to be at their call like the rest. **** that! I'm gonna go smokie a blunt.
 

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I'm pissed cuz I'm stuck indoors writing papers all week and the weather is gorgeus outside!!!
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

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I Like This Dammmmmn Girl Thats Soooo Shy And Afraid Of Guys And Shes Too Shy To Even Really Talk Over Aim And I'm Afraid I'm Never Gonna Get Anything Right Ever And I'm 16 And My Life Passed Me By And Its Always Gonna Be The Same ****.
 

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wow, BBX, all those ands, that's a lot to be angry about!

I like, I like;)
 

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Alright all you damn crybabies...I'll take ALL of your problems and reasons to be pissed if one of you want to take mine. Who's game, goddamnit?
 

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What?
I spent a year hopping from house to house... I didn't have any kids to worry about though...

:p shoulda planned a head

All you have is a conniving b!tch... all depends on is who is more trustworthy and living in higher standards...

;)

PS, you've stayed in the same place for HOW long? and your deciding
whether to try to call the landlord and attempt yet again to logically talk to someone who refuses to even listen to reason
You really are judgemental:p
 

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I fvcking hate my parents who are disappointed in me, even though I'm successful. I fvcking hate the guilt trips they give me when I don't visit or call them for a month or two. I fvcking hate the clueless people who say "you should love and respect your parents, because they're your parents and they raised you."
:cuss:
 

Men frequently err by talking too much. They often monopolize conversations, droning on and on about topics that bore women to tears. They think they're impressing the women when, in reality, they're depressing the women.

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Desdinova said:
I fvcking hate my parents who are disappointed in me, even though I'm successful. I fvcking hate the guilt trips they give me when I don't visit or call them for a month or two. I fvcking hate the clueless people who say "you should love and respect your parents, because they're your parents and they raised you."
:cuss:
I'll take your parents if you take my landlord, neighbor and realtor!

What do you say?
 

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Desdinova said:
Sure, at least I'm not related to any of them and I can kick them out of my life whenever I want to.
It's a DEAL! And since I don't even know your parents they can't make me feel guilty for nothin'!

I feel much better now...well, not really...but maybe if I pretent REALLY hard I can convince myself we really did swap annoyances...at least until the next goddamned showing TOMORROW!

It's not working, Des...make it work dammit! :trouble:
 

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And I'm 16 And My Life Passed Me By And Its Always Gonna Be The Same ****.
WTF? How do you think I feel at 29??? I'm pissed at teenagers whining about getting old when they don't even know what getting old is.
 

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Thank God for logical, reasonable and calm landlord wife! We got to the bottom of the problem. Realtor receptionist doesn't know her arse from a hole in the ground. She is calling me being a totally demanding biotch and totally inconsiderate and unreasonable and runs back and tells the male realtor that I'm refusing access when I'm not. He calls landlord guy and pisses him off and then it's been coming back on me. Logical, reasonable and calm landlord wife listened to innocent tenant and said "hey, that realtor receptionist isn't doing her job and her incompetence is getting my old man all riled up needlessly and causing him to behave like a jackass. Landlord wife will call realtor and tell him to instruct his receptionist on proper scheduling etiquette and tell them to stop winding up her husband.

Hopefully this will solve the problem...
 

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Wyldfire, I'm curious, what possible legal recourse do you have? This is what you get when you move in without a lease. A lease protects the tenant as much as the landlord. You paid for this month, and that is a valid contract. But as soon as that 30 days expires, can he have you ejected as a trespasser or does he have to go through the formal process of legal eviction?

You are in NH, right?
http://www.federalrealestate.net/laws/nh.html
 

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i live in a place i don't want to live, but there is nothing i can do about it for now
 

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Soprano said:
i live in a place i don't want to live, but there is nothing i can do about it for now
Whaddy'a mean nothing you can do about it?


Build a shed:D
 

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- Deadbeat tenants (no, not you Wyldfire)
- People who lie, cheat, steal
- People who are lazy and want everything handed to them including employees and work associates, "friends", anyone who initiates a frivolous lawsuit
- People who take everything for face value and never question anything
- People who are unwilling to experience new things
- People who are incompetent

Wow, I have a lot of people problems.
 

Just because a woman listens to you and acts interested in what you say doesn't mean she really is. She might just be acting polite, while silently wishing that the date would hurry up and end, or that you would go away... and never come back.

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