bluenorther
Senior Don Juan
Why the clothes are important--
Went to a free concert downtown, they were playing all Johnny Cash, and they're really good. There was a chance I'd meet up with a client, blond with big b00bs. I like to go see this act when they're close by, and it doesn't even cross my mind to scope out the ladies-- since they're mainly the wrong side of fifty, and falling. Tonight was no exception. Even the younger ladies looked like cows-- hence the town's Spanish name, meaning "Cow town", I suppose. I'm 59, but I can outclass lots of men much younger than I am and I don't hustle Vacas. It was a hot evening, so I wore my cr@ppy cutoffs, desert boots, and a cartoon t-shirt, and sat down to enjoy the music. In no time, a couple of middle-age women came by, and one was okay-looking, but her friend, OMG! She looked like a pro cheerleader :cheer: who managed to keep her looks. She was single and looking, and she was a bomb! The first one tried to get me to dance with her hottie friend, but something held me back, and I wouldn't do it. Was it because they were drinking? Maybe. Later on, I finally decided, I just wasn't dressed good enough. At least she had on long pants. I looked like sh!t.
Be prepared, be prepared!
Went to a free concert downtown, they were playing all Johnny Cash, and they're really good. There was a chance I'd meet up with a client, blond with big b00bs. I like to go see this act when they're close by, and it doesn't even cross my mind to scope out the ladies-- since they're mainly the wrong side of fifty, and falling. Tonight was no exception. Even the younger ladies looked like cows-- hence the town's Spanish name, meaning "Cow town", I suppose. I'm 59, but I can outclass lots of men much younger than I am and I don't hustle Vacas. It was a hot evening, so I wore my cr@ppy cutoffs, desert boots, and a cartoon t-shirt, and sat down to enjoy the music. In no time, a couple of middle-age women came by, and one was okay-looking, but her friend, OMG! She looked like a pro cheerleader :cheer: who managed to keep her looks. She was single and looking, and she was a bomb! The first one tried to get me to dance with her hottie friend, but something held me back, and I wouldn't do it. Was it because they were drinking? Maybe. Later on, I finally decided, I just wasn't dressed good enough. At least she had on long pants. I looked like sh!t.
Be prepared, be prepared!