Clooney unhitched

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Well, looks like Clooney's no longer with the Italian broad. I was worried about him for awhile but now I see I had nothing to stress over. Of course his situation is different than any guy's here, one still can learn good behaviors from celebs ;)
 

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Clooney broke up with her after 2 years. Isn't it in the law in many Anglosphere countries now that 2 years of dating equal defacto relationship, which means the woman is entitled to your sh1t? That's a smart man.
 

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Dear Jitterbug,
"Isn't it in the law in many Anglosphere countries now that 2 years of dating equal defacto relationship, which means the woman is entitled to your sh1t?"....In Australia?
 

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I've heard of that law in Australia, UK and some US states.
 

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Is that the italian chick from his latest movie, THE AMERICAN, or another?
That one from the movie was very very tasty.
 

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I am following his footsteps if my first marriage ever fails. Just make money, stay healthy, and look good. The ladies will keep coming.
 

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Let me guess, The View clique is already running him down e.g. Who does he think he is? Why doesn't he get married? He must be gay. There must be something wrong with him.
 

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L B said:
I am following his footsteps if my first marriage ever fails. Just make money, stay healthy, and look good. The ladies will keep coming.
You should still be doing that, especially if you want your marriage to be successful. ;)

And on this Clooney stuff, it's really the broad's fault. I understand that she mentioned to some magazine her desire to get married or something like that.

Tsk, tsk, tsk. :nono:
 

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Women are programmed in to exact committment at 2 years out, if not sooner. Best to ditch and start fresh.
 

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Wilko said:
Let me guess, The View clique is already running him down e.g. Who does he think he is? Why doesn't he get married? He must be gay. There must be something wrong with him.
All four of those Apocalyptic horse-drawn man cows have bashed Clooney for not succumbing to their societal expectations.

The guy does what he wants. With who he wants. Whenever he wants.

We should all rip that page out of his book and stuff it in our pockets as a constant reminder of our available options.
 

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Jitterbug said:
Isn't it in the law in many Anglosphere countries now that 2 years of dating equal defacto relationship, which means the woman is entitled to your sh1t?
erm, no. At least not in the US. I'm not aware of one US state that enforces "palimony." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palimony

I have a feeling that Clooney has lots of "orbiting" women he keeps around so that he can "vine swing" whenever one chick gets a little annoying. Not a bad idea.
 
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