Okay, so I've met the one, but I cannot let her know she is the one.... In the mean time I date.
So there's this other chic, with the great rocking body, and big ole fake titties who has been avoiding me. We have been doing the internet dating thing. I go on one date and I cannot remove her tounge from my mouth (which was the best date she has ever had in her life - yeah I know it's bull****). I call her after our first date, and she flakes. Finally I send the Hail Mary, moseying off into the sunset email and she calls in like 10 minutes and we proceed to have phone sex for like an hour. She tellls me to drive down there and I do, because of the FC that I am. I cook her the best steak she has had in her life. She rubs against me and get get enough of me. Her phone rings from all of the other gentleman callers. In the middle of my steak dinner, I get up to take a squirt. I come out of the bathroom and there she is in the dark, telling me I have to leave? WTF girl? So being the Chump-ola I am I do..... Please advise I swore to myself with this one I was only going to do what you other DJ's do in this situation....
So there's this other chic, with the great rocking body, and big ole fake titties who has been avoiding me. We have been doing the internet dating thing. I go on one date and I cannot remove her tounge from my mouth (which was the best date she has ever had in her life - yeah I know it's bull****). I call her after our first date, and she flakes. Finally I send the Hail Mary, moseying off into the sunset email and she calls in like 10 minutes and we proceed to have phone sex for like an hour. She tellls me to drive down there and I do, because of the FC that I am. I cook her the best steak she has had in her life. She rubs against me and get get enough of me. Her phone rings from all of the other gentleman callers. In the middle of my steak dinner, I get up to take a squirt. I come out of the bathroom and there she is in the dark, telling me I have to leave? WTF girl? So being the Chump-ola I am I do..... Please advise I swore to myself with this one I was only going to do what you other DJ's do in this situation....