Chicks rubbing boobs on me lol

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So I am at this Christmas party last night, many of my friends there are older, (30+) and I swear every chick in the place kept coming on to me. It got rather uncomfortable when this dude's lady came up behind me where I was sitting and rubbing all up on me while I am sitting across from the guy who brought her there. Later on this dude is eyeballing me and floating around winking at me, I didn't know if he wanted to fight me or **** me.

Now I had no interest in any of the chicks at this party, I was mostly weirded out.. What can one do in such a situation? I was about to call her out on that **** but decided as everyone was drunk as hell to not say anything in fear of this afc freaking out and trying to fight me over it. This would not be worth it at all as I would probably knock him out and he was the hosts brother.

Awkward situation ftl.
 

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It's likely the "dude" was bisexual and was using his chick to bait you into a threesome. It's also possible he has a fetish where he likes to watch his woman bang complete strangers, and vice versa.

A guy that wants to fight will walk up and throw a punch or talk sh*t, not wink at you.

I was dating a woman recently who was bisexual. In my case, she would do this same thing to VERY attractive women and try to bait them into threesomes with she and I. It worked on 2 occasions. It was her fantasy to watch her man get a BJ from a total stranger, and who was I to argue?

Either way, I'd take it as a compliment and pat yourself on the back, but I don't blame you for being weirded out. The whole winking thing....no thanks.
 

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Anytime a girl does even the slightest rub against me with any part of her body, I question if it was accidental. Maybe its just my ego.
 

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Yeah man, it was def not accidental I mean she was rubbing her tits all over my back grabbing my shoulder and ****.. I wanted no part of it lol
 

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The next time a woman Purposely rubs against you like that with her breats etc..

give them a good rub she is violating you...violate her right back she won't like the forwardness trust and believe.

all is fair right?
 

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Yah a dude winking at me would have weirded me out as well. My first instinct would be :cuss: followed by :kick: . But I probably would have just stayed the hell away from both of them.
 

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Pull away from her, laugh and say,

"Whoa, whoa, whoa! Wait a minute, I'm not that easy!"
 

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When a woman "accidentally" rubs her boobs against me, I turn to see if there was enough room for her to pass by and miss me.... If it was on purpose and I like what I see, I go for it.
 

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Are they fat? It's a fat girl's signature move.
 
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