Chew gum with your mouth open

[sharpshooter]

Trust me, this totally gives out the aura of "i don't give a crud about anything, i'm higher than you, i can chew my gum how i wanna chew it"

I've walked into rooms before with my head held high and chewing my gum in a ****y way... with the mouth wiiiiiide open. It probably sounds silly, and somewhat cheesy, but give it a try and you'll see what i'm talking about. It's also a lot easier to smirk when you're doing this (since your mouth is already open).

 

[kel]

I dont mean to be a d1ck, being my first post here and all, but are you actually serious?

I'd imagine that any girl or guy would just look at you like you're a classless ******* (who happens to not give a crap what people think). Thats not the kind of impression i care to make....

 

[CapiCrimini]

Sadly I doubt this has much effect on DJins. As I used to chew with my mouth open and do now and then. If it works for you great. but I doubt it really the gum.

 

[diplomatic_lie]

Back in high school I used to spit gum through my mouth, by rolling the gum with my tongue, then firing it like a missile. Sometimes it'd get lucky and splatter onto the window if I did it good enough.

It didn't get me laid, but christ it was fun!

 

[Sato21m]

THis ssv is gettin so stupid i dont wanna be a hater but give me a ****ing brake damn

 

[Dukester]

Originally posted by Dayr0n
THis ssv is gettin so stupid i dont wanna be a hater but give me a ****ing brake damn

i agree. wtf is up w/ some of these threads now adays? chewing gum w/ mouth open....
i just dont get it

 

[Unforsaken]

well, I don't recommend you do this. It gave me some ideas, if I see a female chewing gum with her mouth open. I would look at here with a serious face and say "Are you trying to impersonate a cow?"..

 

[rgeere]

What's the point in spending 50 cents for a pack of gum when I can get the woman for free?

This is idiotic advice ...

 

[California Love]

Dude wtf. Close your mouth when you chew. It's basic manners.

 

[DJoystick DJango]

Originally posted by California Love
...Close your mouth when you chew. It's basic manners.

True ...
But ... bad manners DO get you noticed.

You will get either "eeeeww!" or "whaaau!" from hers, both being emotional responces, making her register you. But you do want to be registered in a favourable light. Its still going to be the rest of your game that counts.

What about eating food and chewwing with your mouth open ...

 

[Don Juanabbe]

Um. Has this forum now degenerated to the point that we are now discussing such issues as proper gum chewing?

 

[xblitz44x]

And we've hit an all-time low...

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by sharpshooter
Trust me, this totally gives out the aura of "i don't give a crud about anything, i'm higher than you, i can chew my gum how i wanna chew it"

I've walked into rooms before with my head held high and chewing my gum in a ****y way... with the mouth wiiiiiide open. It probably sounds silly, and somewhat cheesy, but give it a try and you'll see what i'm talking about. It's also a lot easier to smirk when you're doing this (since your mouth is already open).

And does this get you laid???

Is this what you need to do to pump yourself up so you can feel confident to women???

These women are nothing to be afraid of. The fear is in your own head. You create it, so just get rid of it.

 

[b's nuts]

why not take it one step further and start chewing tabacco and spitting it everywhere, im sure that will get you noticed. This is some of the most retarded sh*t i have seen on this board, ever.

 

[jonny football hero]

I might be "old school". But what happened to just walking up to a girl and saying hi. If you are waiting for them to approach you through doing "gimmicks", you'll be waiting a long time.

 

[JJMcLure]

This is probably a hard post to beat in terms of not "getting it".

Other contenders might be:

- Slurp your drink to show you will drink it however you feel
- Don't say please or thank you to demonstrate you have power
- Scratch your nuts in front of chicks to emphasise you are a man
- Fart and belch in public to show you're not affected by others opinions

Seriously, this is so fvcking trivial it's unbelievable.

 

[Ice Cold]

People with class chew with their mouth closed.

 

[-.-]

o/t: i used to chew gum all the time because i thought it was cool...

some girl i knew asked me if i had bad breath and that i had to be chewing gum all the time. i didnt have bad breathe but this made me think: do most girls think i have a bad breath because i chew gum most of the time?

 

[david90]

I gold dig in front of girls to show that i'm a man and that a little s h i t on my fingers do not scare me.

 

[PuertoRican_Lover]

Thanks for the tip - I'll try this for sure!!!