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Cloudtopsun2100

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props man-- she looks good but something is up with that photo - ha
 

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Cloudtopsun2100 said:
props man-- she looks good but something is up with that photo - ha

yeah she's kinda chubby in the belly but oh well

so how should I handle this? should i ask her out again?
 

Cloudtopsun2100

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ya man go for round 2 and bend her over the car or something- but thats just me man - Im greedy I like 2 night stands not 1- or you could turn this into an ongoing thing-- great for those nights when other girls arent having "it"--
 

Spartibus

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Cloudtopsun2100 said:
ya man go for round 2 and bend her over the car or something- but thats just me man - Im greedy I like 2 night stands not 1- or you could turn this into an ongoing thing-- great for those nights when other girls arent having "it"--
good call thanks man
 

Scorched

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you wore a rubber right?
 

Thugo

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Scorched said:
you wore a rubber right?
yeah i wore rubber but not until i hit it!
anyway i smack b1tches for trying to suck d1ck through a condom!
 

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Thugo said:
i smack b1tches for trying to suck d1ck through a condom!
Wow. How infantile is that? Hopefully you'll get head from a chick with oral herpes. Try smacking the Doctor around when you go crying in for meds to stop the itching and burning.

:moon:
 

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Wow. How infantile is that? Hopefully you'll get head from a chick with oral herpes. Try smacking the Doctor around when you go crying in for meds to stop the itching and burning.

:moon:
playing with the posts is something I won't do
my only concern when I approach you, is to roast you
I smoke you and whoever you standing close to
and make every man in your crew deny that he knows you
defeating posters like Segal, Steven
putting you in positions to prevent you from breathin'
I'll make you question any and everything you've ever believed in
by peeping your deepest secrets like psychic readers
what's the matter with ya, I splatter ya
against the muthaf@ckin wall with these raw posts I catapult
none of ya got the balls big enough to battle
I go On & On like Erykah Badu
a hundred times nicer than the best is
who wanna test this?
f-ck ya you don't impress me and no one can test me
a poster so ill, I got AIDS scared to catch me
all that sh1t you poppin' will stop, when I put you in a headlock,
and apply pressure until I crush your muthaf-ckin noggin!
I grab posts and push you to the left
so fast your heart ends up on the right side of your chest
my hypothesis, is that nobody can see this
genius, i got it sown like a seamstress
but if you want to battle, I'm down
if you got nine lives, I'll take eight of them off your hands right now
step up and get your neck cut from ear to ear
if you survive then you can cover up your scar with a beard
I'm the illest from Queens to the new Jerusalem bridiks
anyone who ain't feeling my posts can suck my didiks
you need to quit it, if you ain't spittin'
more than 50 posts per minute cause you ain't in lyrical fitness
kickin' boring posts with metaphors that's wack
all of ya'll m-thaf#ckas need Nordictrack
to get ya weight up, f@ckin with me you get ate up
beat down and sprayed up, just for bringing my name up
been rockin' longer than posters twice my age
back in the days before Bob Marley was rockin' a fade
before Honest Abe signed the paper that freed slaves
before Neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves
I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin' lifted
stickin' d1ck to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
before Christ created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
I'll spit til' I'm spitless
50 bars of total sickness, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every wack poster alive on my sh1t list
verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick wit it
now you tell me who you think is damaging sh1t
going once, going twice
sold! to that poster name Thugo!
 

pvf94

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Thugo said:
playing with the posts is something I won't do
my only concern when I approach you, is to roast you
I smoke you and whoever you standing close to
and make every man in your crew deny that he knows you
defeating posters like Segal, Steven
putting you in positions to prevent you from breathin'
I'll make you question any and everything you've ever believed in
by peeping your deepest secrets like psychic readers
what's the matter with ya, I splatter ya
against the muthaf@ckin wall with these raw posts I catapult
none of ya got the balls big enough to battle
I go On & On like Erykah Badu
a hundred times nicer than the best is
who wanna test this?
f-ck ya you don't impress me and no one can test me
a poster so ill, I got AIDS scared to catch me
all that sh1t you poppin' will stop, when I put you in a headlock,
and apply pressure until I crush your muthaf-ckin noggin!
I grab posts and push you to the left
so fast your heart ends up on the right side of your chest
my hypothesis, is that nobody can see this
genius, i got it sown like a seamstress
but if you want to battle, I'm down
if you got nine lives, I'll take eight of them off your hands right now
step up and get your neck cut from ear to ear
if you survive then you can cover up your scar with a beard
I'm the illest from Queens to the new Jerusalem bridiks
anyone who ain't feeling my posts can suck my didiks
you need to quit it, if you ain't spittin'
more than 50 posts per minute cause you ain't in lyrical fitness
kickin' boring posts with metaphors that's wack
all of ya'll m-thaf#ckas need Nordictrack
to get ya weight up, f@ckin with me you get ate up
beat down and sprayed up, just for bringing my name up
been rockin' longer than posters twice my age
back in the days before Bob Marley was rockin' a fade
before Honest Abe signed the paper that freed slaves
before Neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves
I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin' lifted
stickin' d1ck to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
before Christ created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
I'll spit til' I'm spitless
50 bars of total sickness, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every wack poster alive on my **** list
verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick wit it
now you tell me who you think is damaging sh1t
going once, going twice
sold! to that poster name Thugo!


lmfao, forum rap battles. :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

Thugo

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KarmaSutra said:
You gonna off a guy? whack a guy? Whack off a guy?

I've never had a guy rap to me before. I don't think I like it?
playing with the posts is something I won't do
my only concern when I approach you, is to roast you
I smoke you and whoever you standing close to
and make every man in your crew deny that he knows you
defeating posters like Segal, Steven
putting you in positions to prevent you from breathin'
I'll make you question any and everything you've ever believed in
by peeping your deepest secrets like psychic readers
what's the matter with ya, I splatter ya
against the muthaf@ckin wall with these raw posts I catapult
none of ya got the balls big enough to battle
I go On & On like Erykah Badu
a hundred times nicer than the best is
who wanna test this?
f-ck ya you don't impress me and no one can test me
a poster so ill, I got AIDS scared to catch me
all that sh1t you poppin' will stop, when I put you in a headlock,
and apply pressure until I crush your muthaf-ckin noggin!
I grab posts and push you to the left
so fast your heart ends up on the right side of your chest
my hypothesis, is that nobody can see this
genius, i got it sown like a seamstress
but if you want to battle, I'm down
if you got nine lives, I'll take eight of them off your hands right now
step up and get your neck cut from ear to ear
if you survive then you can cover up your scar with a beard
I'm the illest from Queens to the new Jerusalem bridiks
anyone who ain't feeling my posts can suck my didiks
you need to quit it, if you ain't spittin'
more than 50 posts per minute cause you ain't in lyrical fitness
kickin' boring posts with metaphors that's wack
all of ya'll m-thaf#ckas need Nordictrack
to get ya weight up, f@ckin with me you get ate up
beat down and sprayed up, just for bringing my name up
been rockin' longer than posters twice my age
back in the days before Bob Marley was rockin' a fade
before Honest Abe signed the paper that freed slaves
before Neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves
I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin' lifted
stickin' d1ck to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
before Christ created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
I'll spit til' I'm spitless
50 bars of total sickness, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every wack poster alive on my sh1t list
verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick wit it
now you tell me who you think is damaging sh1t
going once, going twice
sold! to that poster name Thugo!
 

ObieJuan

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sucky sucky 5 dorra me rove you rong time! hahaha

just kidding, bro. Good job.
 

Thugo

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KarmaSutra said:
You gonna off a guy? whack a guy? Whack off a guy?

I've never had a guy rap to me before. I don't think I like it?

Briusin you, confusin you like Chip Fu from the Fu-Schnickens
Hit you with nuclear cruiser missiles
Hear the wild wolf growl
Styles stockpiled for miles from the ground to the clouds
Wack posters wanna be down but its not allowed
Interrupt the cipher unannounced and you'll get punched in the mouth
With the southpaw southern fist
I'll bust your sh1t. Swell your lip and get the Bubba shrimp
Back the tougher ****. What a wimp
You giant Goliath posters get shot with a rubber sling
I'm an experiment gone bad.
My brainwaves on an encephalograph show that I'm stark ravin mad
Your whole scientific staff'll get killed in a nuclear blast
When I throw the formula stashed in my hand
Flammable liquids in the lab explode
And you get stabbed with all the flyin glass
Trained to blow up commercial aircrafts
Trained in chemical weapons class
Just to see how long your breath'll last
I put you in a leather mask
Spray your ass with a can of pepper gas
Then watch you grab his neck and gag
Watch you choke to death as I laugh
"You wanna battle?" is the type of question you should never ask
pick a tougher task. See who the f@ck'll last
Whoever lose'll get a solderin iron up the ass
You need to recognize
My hand is quicker than the eye
Quicker than the 5 speed Jamiroquai drives
A lifespan longer than 9 lives. Infinite posts that can't die
A poster with a divine mind
I dedicate this to the wise. Dedicate it to dames
Dividin myself into 100 ten times
You can't deny the offerin's an offer
posts that glow with aurora's the spark of light
Water fly like a saucer
With the torque of a Porsche
Murder a million posters then autograph all of their coffins
Been gettin it on since I been born and I'm a live long
And I'm a be gettin it on till I'm gone
Look at all the boards I been on. All the posts that I spit on
I took an oath to rip everything I get on
A poster like me should have Carpal Tunnel syndromes
In the wristbones from grippin keyboards this long
I'm just a small fish in a big pond
And gets pissed off whenever I gets picked on
try to flip and get flipped on
My army march a million strong
Like the nation of Islam with suede timbs on
Extremely hostile
Fully armed troops dressed in frog suits and night vision goggles
A lyrical lynch mob
Sh1ttin on niggas drawn to a hideous form with horns and a mink on
Duckin down low like Vietnam fightin the Vietcong
Screamin "incomin" when I see a bomb
Speak to your leader. Surrender your arms
You need about a million more soldiers to even the odds
Plus 800,000 to even consider a war
And 200,000 more to even look hard
You better drop your flag and withdraw
My cavalry charge accompanied by a blizzard of wicked metaphors
And smash y'all. Attach y'all to the back of my horse
And drag y'all across the motherf@ckin asphalt!
9 out of 10 posters is frauds
You know who you are always talkin about your b1tches and your cars
Your jewelry and your girls. It's like we from two different worlds
You motherf@ckers really get on my nerves
Cause I'm beyond them, on some futuristic cyborg sh1t
I close my eyes when I post so I could read what PRINTS ACROSS 'EM
Then raise my arms like a sorcerer and cast a fireball into the audience
To barbecue your brain organs
You feel like you've been thrown in a microwave oven
I flame broil suckers and hit 'em with some more sh1t
The raw ****. Call my reinforcements, the four horsemen
Take a big piece of chalk and draw a line across the stage pulpit
I dare a motherf@cker to cross it!
 

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ObieJuan said:
sucky sucky 5 dorra me rove you rong time! hahaha

just kidding, bro. Good job.
Just noticed you live in troy....I live in warren
 

spider_007

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yeaaa, good job.....quality gurl....sure is a keeper

sorry, notting against you, it's just hoes hold a special place in my heart.
 

Thugo

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KarmaSutra said:
Wow. How infantile is that? Hopefully you'll get head from a chick with oral herpes. Try smacking the Doctor around when you go crying in for meds to stop the itching and burning.

:moon:

You against me.. No contest
My tongue hydraulics
Strong enough to flip a 64 impala with 3 adult passengers
and a 4 hundred pound driver
And drown you in less than an ounce of your own saliva
Rubberface posters get, stretched like elastic
Claymation characters wit verbal vernacular
Slappin' ya, like a white water rafter
Or a Olympic kayaker, paddlin' across the Niagara
My afterburners'll be burnin' you after
Ya' body already been splashed with acid
And you turn to ashes
Assassins camouflauged in the grass blastin'
Leavin' blood all over ya' lady like Jackie O'Nassis
I'll fly ya' body outta Dallas
Perform plastic surgery while we airborne and switch caskets
Then lie to the masses
I'll tell'em that you got murdered over some East West beef, between posters
Radio stations'll express they sadness
Play classics back to back and pass out "Stop The Violence" pamphlets
Just imagine, every night ya' girls f@ckin' ya' best friend
While you in hell throwin' tantrums
I'll be lampin' in a mansion somewhere out in the Hamptons
Givin' some pretty ass b1tch a spankin'
B1tch you can't win
I'm laughin' cause you a has been
You'll never get ya' groove back
So don't even bother askin', Angela Bassett
You'll just get ya' ass kicked
Get ya' head chopped off and dropped in a basket
My left arms taken but my right ones free
That means I could diss another muthaf@ckin poster
Wit rhymes that appear clearer than liquid crystal
My lyrical is more visual than television screen pixels
I fire pistols, hit you wit' minature missles
Riddle ya' body wit' holes then watch the blood sprinkle
Ya probably had no idea what you was gettin' into
Thugo is invincible!
 

Cloudtopsun2100

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if you can cut down on your rap replies to half length then thats awesome--- you'll be a renowned poster in no time!
 
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