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Don Juan
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I have the golden information here. Information that will change your f'in life. Here goes, this info is so good I should be charging for it.
Go to the gym. Get buff like all the swag faags who lurk gyms and are AFC's who think muscles and no skill will get them pussie. Spend all of your time and hard earned money here. Why???????? Because it'll make you a better man. You're only as strong as your muscles.
Next you've gotta "suit up" there's a reason a gay guy playing a straight male on TV can get women in real life, he "suits up" You've gotta dress fancy, have a nice watch on, and ofcourse drive a fancy car. You'll attract your future wife by showing all of your money and material possessions. That's how you can wing out the good ones, because they'll be all over you.
Overthink every text. "The girl texted me asking whats up. how do I respond??" Here's what you do. Don't fvcking do it, any kind of response makes you an AFC. The only acceptable response is to talk nasty. That's what being a DJ is all about, acting like a drunken loser at a bar at 3AM.
All women suck, and you've gotta pump and dump. In a bad relationship? pump n dump. Got a girl eyeballing you that seems good? pump n dump. See a random girl at da club? pump n dump.
Swallow the red pill. Understand the reference to an overrated and slightly forgotten film franchise. Be as cynical as possible. All women are greedy, deceptive, succubus. None of their motives are true, and it's all a manipulation. RED PILL RED PILL.
You get home from work and dinner isn't ready? GET THE HELL OUT BI.TCH.
Got all the advice you need. Rock on.
Go to the gym. Get buff like all the swag faags who lurk gyms and are AFC's who think muscles and no skill will get them pussie. Spend all of your time and hard earned money here. Why???????? Because it'll make you a better man. You're only as strong as your muscles.
Next you've gotta "suit up" there's a reason a gay guy playing a straight male on TV can get women in real life, he "suits up" You've gotta dress fancy, have a nice watch on, and ofcourse drive a fancy car. You'll attract your future wife by showing all of your money and material possessions. That's how you can wing out the good ones, because they'll be all over you.
Overthink every text. "The girl texted me asking whats up. how do I respond??" Here's what you do. Don't fvcking do it, any kind of response makes you an AFC. The only acceptable response is to talk nasty. That's what being a DJ is all about, acting like a drunken loser at a bar at 3AM.
All women suck, and you've gotta pump and dump. In a bad relationship? pump n dump. Got a girl eyeballing you that seems good? pump n dump. See a random girl at da club? pump n dump.
Swallow the red pill. Understand the reference to an overrated and slightly forgotten film franchise. Be as cynical as possible. All women are greedy, deceptive, succubus. None of their motives are true, and it's all a manipulation. RED PILL RED PILL.
You get home from work and dinner isn't ready? GET THE HELL OUT BI.TCH.
Got all the advice you need. Rock on.