Can Dr. Phil help me with me get a chick?

[Shyyhs]

I went to the library and checked out one of his relationship books. I guess we'll find out.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

Whut-wur-yew-thinking?!

 

[DonGorgon]

No cause he is a feminist..

 

[The Deacon]

Doctor Phil's advice is only good for experienced people who end up in relationships with horrible people. I'm assuming you're talking about LoveSmart. The problem with that book is that it assumes you can already get a chick, but if you can't get a chick in the first place it's like having a book telling you how to fly a plane when you don't even have access to a plane.

 

[DonGorgon]

Doctor Phil's advice is only good for experienced people who end up in relationships with horrible people. I'm assuming you're talking about LoveSmart. The problem with that book is that it assumes you can already get a chick, but if you can't get a chick in the first place it's like having a book telling you how to fly a plane when you don't even have access to a plane.

ummm but most people are horrible pretending to be decent...LOL so its all bull

 

[Recluce]

no, he cannot. However, he can turn you into an emotional tampon!

 

[crossboss]

if you can't get a chick in the first place it's like having a book telling you how to fly a plane when you don't even have access to a plane.

:crackup:

 

[MikeYikes122]

I went to the library and checked out one of his relationship books. I guess we'll find out.

Do the rest of the people at your library a favor and burn that book when you're done with it.

 

[DonJuan11]

I went to the library and checked out one of his relationship books. I guess we'll find out.

LOL. I guess we will.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

Doctor Phil's advice is only good for experienced people who end up in relationships with horrible people. I'm assuming you're talking about LoveSmart. The problem with that book is that it assumes you can already get a chick, but if you can't get a chick in the first place it's like having a book telling you how to fly a plane when you don't even have access to a plane.

:yes: to all of the above.
Are you sure that you're only 19?

 

[dannyegg4575]

heehee... this made me laugh ... and made my day...
You've become a wuss and you didn't know it.

 

[War Against Betaism]

no, he cannot. However, he can turn you into an emotional tampon!

:crackup:

 

[WC2]

not only is he a hypocrite, but his advice is laughable.

 

[Maxtro]

You F-ing C-word :crackup:

Anyways, I wonder what Dr. Phil would say about the AFC and or the PUA community. It might actually be an interesting episode.

 

[PrinceBeavis]

Yoo need ta wayk up!

 

[ChrizZ]

I went to the library and checked out one of his relationship books. I guess we'll find out.

Funniest thread in a long time

 

[The Deacon]

Are you sure that you're only 19?

Haha, aww shucks. Yeah, I'm really 19. I'll take that as a compliment.

 

[Shyyhs]

What's wrong with Dr. Phil? He has thousands of women that want a piece of him.

 

[Francisco d'Anconia]

What's wrong with Dr. Phil? He has thousands of women that want a piece of him.

Anyone connected to the Oprah/Feminism "machine" is inherently evil, supposedly. What Deacon said about the book was correct, don't expect to build a house if you don't have any tools.