Call me George Costanza

mahon83050

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I had a bad night tonight and the timing cannot have been worse. I felt Like George from Seinfeld or Larry David from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

I had a date tonight and was supposed to meet her in front of the campus cafeteria at 8:30.

15 minutes earlier I realize I cannot find my wallet...so when 8:30 arrives (I live in a dorm right by the cafeteria) I run out to tell her the situation (I did not have her phone #) forgetting that if I leave the building I will be locked out (My ID card was in my wallet)..Sure enough I locked us out....

I find someone to let us (after about 10 minutes) and we end up going to longhorn Steakhouse instead of the bar I had planned. I could not even order a beer at the place because of strict ID policies......I could not enjoy the date because my wallet was on my mind (Everthing was in there, Credit Cards, Student ID, Social Security Card, Drivers License, Drivers Registration).

Previously the girl told me she could not stay late because she had class at 9:00 the next day (excuse)? I do not think it went too well.....she answered a phone call during the date, her eyes were very shifty and she hardly asked any questions about me....The girl was only 21 and I am 29....there was not that much chemistry to begin with.....That is my George Costanza experience.
 

Julian

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that sucks dude

dont try and wine an dine chicks anyway they arent worth it...id rather take one of my homies out for some steak instead of some wench.
 

ethnomethodologist

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Whoa, you sounded like you were going to cry, I wonder what you would have done if somebody had jakced it straight from your pocket and ran...

That girl sure did handle it properly though, if I was on a date with a girl, and she got all big eyed on me about her purse... than for the next half hour started fraking about it, and it was her first priority, I would have gotten very shifty as well.
 
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