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Don Juan
Hey everbody, I feel like I'm making my way to becoming a DJ, but the one thing that i SUCK at it is C+F...any tips on how to improve my C+F? (Oh yeah tips with charm would help a lot too.)
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Don Juan
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Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Right, I'm on study leave and I'm bored, so I'm gonna have a huge ramble on the subject. Fear my rambling skillz and so forth...
To be C+F you first have to know why its a good thing. Namely its very alpha one male. Girls dont like sissy guys, guys who play buy the rules, never break the mould, and kiss their asses. AT first changing all that society programmed sh1t is hard, but your first step is to logically convince yourself that doing all this pvssy footing bullsh1t wont work for you. It hasn't worked so far and if you keep at it you die alone with herpes from some prostitute from across the street who smells like tuna. Lul that one over for a bit, untill you can smell, no, taste the tuna. There's some motivation for you
Next groovy step- try and watch some interviews of famous guys, guys who are really C+F. May I suggest vin diesel and marylin manson. He may wear make up (Mr. Manson, not Mr. Diesel, well, he might do, but thats beside the point) but in an interview I saw with him recently he was...there. He's quite a fly guy, when asked who was the celebrity he hated the most he turned to the interviewer and said "are you famous?". I thought that was quite witty of the big lipstick wearing monkey.
Ok, being ****y and funny is about taking risks, everything thats the opposite of being an AFC. Try thinking about what effect you want to have on the girl- you should be going for suprise or shock. You want them to become interested by your words and actions. You want to keep this in your head, because there are three ways C+F can go wrong
1: YOUR NOT FUNNY YOUR JUST INSULTING! There's a big difference between telling a thin, beautiful girl who knows she's thin and beautiful she better "lay off the cakes" and telling a slightly dumpy girl who is very sensitive about her weight to "lay off the cakes". As a rule of thumb avoid things the girl cant change, go for clothes, her hairstyle...something like that. Just know when to draw the line.
2: YOUR NOT ****Y YOUR JUST PERCULIAR! WOrk on your delivery for chrisakes! The idea is to explode into her life, causing attraction and interest. Not flutter in like a wet tissue, mumble something incoherent, go red and scuttle off into the corner like a rejected crab. I suggest you buya lot of stand up comedy, and practice in a mirror.
3:YOUR NOT FUNNY, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE. Comedians dont wear top hats and rubber noses. The idea is not to do anything imaginable for a laugh. Thats a clown. Clowns arn't funny, I find them slightly scarey actually, with those big creepy feet. Its probably from watching IT or something when I was little. Creepy clown movie.... Anyway, be funny, not the group joker, cos then ur basicly the group joke. And being a walking talking joke is not cool. You'll end up alone and maybe dead, wishing you had enough money to afford Tuna Mc Tunason the tuna smelling-like prostitute.
Ok, research into it and build up your confidence, oh and practice! If you do this the jokes will come to you, and you can note them and use them.
Lastly, there will always be some girls who react badly, perhaps they really are insanely sensitive, or maybe they are just havina bad day. Either way, just say that you were joking, there's no reason to apologise though, and put it down to bad luck.
Hope this helps, and please s.e.a.r.c.h. is such **** advice, I'm sure the guy wouldn't have asked the question if he'd found what he was looking for.
To be C+F you first have to know why its a good thing. Namely its very alpha one male. Girls dont like sissy guys, guys who play buy the rules, never break the mould, and kiss their asses. AT first changing all that society programmed sh1t is hard, but your first step is to logically convince yourself that doing all this pvssy footing bullsh1t wont work for you. It hasn't worked so far and if you keep at it you die alone with herpes from some prostitute from across the street who smells like tuna. Lul that one over for a bit, untill you can smell, no, taste the tuna. There's some motivation for you
Next groovy step- try and watch some interviews of famous guys, guys who are really C+F. May I suggest vin diesel and marylin manson. He may wear make up (Mr. Manson, not Mr. Diesel, well, he might do, but thats beside the point) but in an interview I saw with him recently he was...there. He's quite a fly guy, when asked who was the celebrity he hated the most he turned to the interviewer and said "are you famous?". I thought that was quite witty of the big lipstick wearing monkey.
Ok, being ****y and funny is about taking risks, everything thats the opposite of being an AFC. Try thinking about what effect you want to have on the girl- you should be going for suprise or shock. You want them to become interested by your words and actions. You want to keep this in your head, because there are three ways C+F can go wrong
1: YOUR NOT FUNNY YOUR JUST INSULTING! There's a big difference between telling a thin, beautiful girl who knows she's thin and beautiful she better "lay off the cakes" and telling a slightly dumpy girl who is very sensitive about her weight to "lay off the cakes". As a rule of thumb avoid things the girl cant change, go for clothes, her hairstyle...something like that. Just know when to draw the line.
2: YOUR NOT ****Y YOUR JUST PERCULIAR! WOrk on your delivery for chrisakes! The idea is to explode into her life, causing attraction and interest. Not flutter in like a wet tissue, mumble something incoherent, go red and scuttle off into the corner like a rejected crab. I suggest you buya lot of stand up comedy, and practice in a mirror.
3:YOUR NOT FUNNY, BUT YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD BE. Comedians dont wear top hats and rubber noses. The idea is not to do anything imaginable for a laugh. Thats a clown. Clowns arn't funny, I find them slightly scarey actually, with those big creepy feet. Its probably from watching IT or something when I was little. Creepy clown movie.... Anyway, be funny, not the group joker, cos then ur basicly the group joke. And being a walking talking joke is not cool. You'll end up alone and maybe dead, wishing you had enough money to afford Tuna Mc Tunason the tuna smelling-like prostitute.
Ok, research into it and build up your confidence, oh and practice! If you do this the jokes will come to you, and you can note them and use them.
Lastly, there will always be some girls who react badly, perhaps they really are insanely sensitive, or maybe they are just havina bad day. Either way, just say that you were joking, there's no reason to apologise though, and put it down to bad luck.
Hope this helps, and please s.e.a.r.c.h. is such **** advice, I'm sure the guy wouldn't have asked the question if he'd found what he was looking for.
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Don Juan
i stake a grown camel that he did not search before posting. regardless, i've done it for you. This should be enough to get you started.
Unfortunately cloud-uk spent his ten or thirty minutes typing stuff that all could have been found at the click of a button. I'm not saying it's not good advice, just that it's all been said before.
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27362
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15014
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27080
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26479
okay i'm getting tired now. if you have specific questions, ask away.
Unfortunately cloud-uk spent his ten or thirty minutes typing stuff that all could have been found at the click of a button. I'm not saying it's not good advice, just that it's all been said before.
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27362
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=15014
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=27080
http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=26479
okay i'm getting tired now. if you have specific questions, ask away.
Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
a grown camel eh?
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Don Juan
yeh well
Yeah I searched a little but I admit i didn't do it well enough, thanks of the sites bro.
Oh and Cloud thanx for the advice man.
Yeah I searched a little but I admit i didn't do it well enough, thanks of the sites bro.
Oh and Cloud thanx for the advice man.