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josephred

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I've noticed that any hot girl will test you, by asking you to get something for her, something that she could easily get herself but she asks you to do it. like her purse or her sandals if she put them down on a chair across the table or something.

it would go something like this:

"Can you get me my shoes?"

now this really isnt such a big deal, but its just the fact that I am willing to do that for her bothers me, like I'm subliminaly telling her that I am under her control, like I'm ready to do anything to keep her around. but after all she doesn't even say PLEASE.

Only thing I've come up with is maybe getting them and then doing something ELSE with them instead, like play drums on the chair or maybe slap her with one of them lightly before giving them to her, to show that, I did it MY way.

another one I've encountered is

"Lets get together sometime!"

I just want to not appear too eager... so far I just say "Yeah sounds good I'll see if I have some time this week" or whatever you know. but I want something with a little bit of punch to it.

another one:

"You have a nice body"

I've come up with "too bad I can't say the same for you." that seems too harsh especially with some chicks, if they aren't like FIIIIIIINE. or maybe I could just say "Just because you are giving me compliments, don't expect me to just JUMP in bed with you." I just wanna do something different than, "thank you"

when a chick asks you how something looks on her. or what i think of her pendant or whatever, I don't wanna say "oh it's great" I wanna come up with something better to say. I like the indirect answers like "lemme see it on you for a bit and I'll let you know." or maybe "I'll put it on and you can tell me what you think of it on me."

hahahahaha

I know it's a lot of commentary but maybe some of you real DJs can tell me what you think. it just seems to me that these are some tests and they kinda leave me not knowing what to say... Im trying to eliminate those moments from my life.

~Joey
 

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"Can you get me my shoes?"


say "Last time someone got your shoes birds fell out of the sky" and wink and smile.
 

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"Can you get me my shoes?"


say "Last time someone got your shoes birds fell out of the sky" and wink and smile.
 

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OH SHvT!!! THAS awesome!! hahaha

how many of you have had similar experiences?

keep em comin!!
 

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If I told you "you have a great body" would you hold it against me?

You have a nice body
Well, I won't hold it against you.
 

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here's some suggestions:

"Can you get me my shoes?"

you: 1. "What's in it for me? : ) "
2. "Get your own shoes *****!" (use only if the girl has a good sense of humor. Go get her shoes after this to let her know you're kidding. Be prepared to playfully fight back! : )


"Lets get together sometime"

you: get the number, tell her you'll call her.

"You have a nice body"

"nice" isn't a very good compliment. I'd be like: "Nice!... you're going to have to do better than that if you want a chance with me" I don't know, this seems like a hard one to come up with something funny for.

Chick asks how something looks on her

Use the opportunity to do kino and build anticipation. Give a discerning look like you might not like the "thing." Say, "let me see", then seriously examine the thing she asks about. Maybe vocalizing you're observations, but giving no opinions. Then, after the deliberation, when she can't tell whether or not you like it, and she is almost literally itching to know, smile and tell her it looks great on her, and why, if you can. (haven't field tested this, but I think it could work. It might be hard to pull off the anticipation part, but definitely an invite for some touching)
 
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I am a very homest guy, so everytime a woman asks me, "Do these pants make me look fat?" I can't help myself and I cannot withhold my tongue, so I tell her the truth and say, "No, the pants don't make you look fat, it's your massive thighs and rear end that make you look fat",

Needless to say, I prepare myself for her verbal retaliation, and the inevitable slap. Do this and they won't ask you such siily questions again. They just want attention, and I give it to them - but not the kind they like!
 

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Anytime a chick tries to boss me around I say especially to a girl i just met:

"Listen here missy, I wear the pants in this relationships don't forget it"
 
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