So pimp its scary
Master Don Juan
There is just something cool about sitting back with a beer, hanging out with the boys, and watching too freakin hot chicks beat the crap out of each other for 100$.
Anyway, after one of the matches, I went up to one of the girls and started a lil conversation... she was telling me how drunk she was and all. This went on for about 5 min, untill her bf showed up... bastard (not really I'm just saying that).
While we were waiting for the second round to start we went ot go play a game of pool and all, and the people at the table had with them a couple of not so hot girls that I was forced to flirt with because of proximity... after an embarrasing display of pool my friend had to go outside for a smoke (can't smoke in bars over here) I followed him out, even though I don't smoke... there was still several min before the second round.
Outside my friend runs into another guy, and challenges him to a freestyle battle... I provided the beat, and my friend being drunk already couldn'T keep up with this guy yet found satisfaction in the fact that the challengers gf told him 'that guy is soo drunk... if he was sober you wouldn't stand a chance.'
Back inside we go... after the final round, I decided that there wasn't enough attempts to pick up chicks... seeing as my friend was too drunk to PU, I had to recruit a wingman... I asked these two guys that we met playing pool earlier, 'Wanna be a wingman? See those two hotties, DONT look at them, see them, you take the one on the left... lets go.' and here are the responses I got 'I can't do that... ask my friend.' and 'I dunno...' Then my friend shows up, looks them up and down, turns back and says 'Ill do it.'
These girls were not interested, and my friend kept trying for much longer then necessary... we returned to our seat next to the dancefloor. Then, some girl gives my friend a high five and knocks over a beer... being drunk, my friend then continued to knock over just about every beer in a 5 foot radius... I see some girls chuckling at the situation, I walk over.
'Im glad that we were able to entertain you girls...'
That was the start of an interesting conversation, but I quickly saw that it wasn't going to go anywhere. They had to babysit some drunk guy who started puking right next to us... as he got escorted out, I went back to my friends. As the bouncer made last call... and the music slowed down... THE ONLY GIRL that did not go dancing was this one fat girl that I was thinking 'Hmmm... do I go for it, shes kinda cute for a fat chick...' but thankfully before I lowered my standards for the night, another dude went and started macking on her for me ...
So, we left the bar with no numbers, but still had a good time.
Anyway, after one of the matches, I went up to one of the girls and started a lil conversation... she was telling me how drunk she was and all. This went on for about 5 min, untill her bf showed up... bastard (not really I'm just saying that).
While we were waiting for the second round to start we went ot go play a game of pool and all, and the people at the table had with them a couple of not so hot girls that I was forced to flirt with because of proximity... after an embarrasing display of pool my friend had to go outside for a smoke (can't smoke in bars over here) I followed him out, even though I don't smoke... there was still several min before the second round.
Outside my friend runs into another guy, and challenges him to a freestyle battle... I provided the beat, and my friend being drunk already couldn'T keep up with this guy yet found satisfaction in the fact that the challengers gf told him 'that guy is soo drunk... if he was sober you wouldn't stand a chance.'
Back inside we go... after the final round, I decided that there wasn't enough attempts to pick up chicks... seeing as my friend was too drunk to PU, I had to recruit a wingman... I asked these two guys that we met playing pool earlier, 'Wanna be a wingman? See those two hotties, DONT look at them, see them, you take the one on the left... lets go.' and here are the responses I got 'I can't do that... ask my friend.' and 'I dunno...' Then my friend shows up, looks them up and down, turns back and says 'Ill do it.'
These girls were not interested, and my friend kept trying for much longer then necessary... we returned to our seat next to the dancefloor. Then, some girl gives my friend a high five and knocks over a beer... being drunk, my friend then continued to knock over just about every beer in a 5 foot radius... I see some girls chuckling at the situation, I walk over.
'Im glad that we were able to entertain you girls...'
That was the start of an interesting conversation, but I quickly saw that it wasn't going to go anywhere. They had to babysit some drunk guy who started puking right next to us... as he got escorted out, I went back to my friends. As the bouncer made last call... and the music slowed down... THE ONLY GIRL that did not go dancing was this one fat girl that I was thinking 'Hmmm... do I go for it, shes kinda cute for a fat chick...' but thankfully before I lowered my standards for the night, another dude went and started macking on her for me ...
So, we left the bar with no numbers, but still had a good time.
