Bro, I'm done

TheNewStyle123

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If you guys have been keeping up with my posts this week you know that this has probably been my single worst week of first date ever since getting divorced and red pilled. Tonight was finally a great night with a girl I was looking forward to meeting.

We got drinks at a local spot and had instant chemistry. By the end of the date we were sitting on the same side of the table making out and feeling each other up. We ended up going to a Spanish dance club around the corner and continued from there. Maybe an hour into our time at the club she tells me she lost her fuucking phone. We spend the next 1.5 hours looking for it, driving back to my house to try to use my computer to find her iPhone using her Apple ID (she couldn't remember the password), and then checking the street.

She ended up leaving a few min ago using directions she wrote down from maps on my computer. I can't blame the girl for not fuucking me tonight; my mind would be elsewhere too. But this must be karma or something.

Bro, I'm done. I just have to sit back here, typing on my computer at 2:43AM, eating pizza I heated up myself, and laugh.

How can women be this irresponsible? My wallet, phone, and keys are always on me and I ALWAYS make sure where the are. Goodnight fellas. This week is done for me hahaha.
 

TheNewStyle123

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You're addicted to Latinas. Like, hardcore.

I wouldn't have offered to help her look for her phone. That whole thing could've been an elaborate sh!t test to see how much of a 'nice guy' you are.

More importantly - what kind of pizza are you having?
Addicted is an understatement… and *More importantly* hahaha love it. I make my own man, homemade! This was my own sauce recipe with three types of cheese (mozzarella, Romano, and Asiago), coppa, salami, hot peppers, tomatoes, onions, and olives.
 

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I'm a pizza lover too. Hawaiian is my go-to. You gotta figure the person who came up with the idea was gay.

I mean, no straight guy is gonna be like, 'you know what this pizza needs? A pineapple slice.'

But d@mnit, it's amazing.
LMAO dude I’m dying rn. Are you a ham and bacon with that, or just classic ham?
 
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