Brag about your woman.

jazzmaster2

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I see this forum has way too many posts from guys having trouble with women asking questions, people giving tips that are impossible to apply in real life. That's not not to mention masturbation techniques. Oye. But since it's New Year, I'd like to to lighten up the mood. So how about we just freakin' brag about our significant other(s) for once. It's about time. Here's my little brag:

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I'm together with an amazing girl who just would not stop making me laugh. After 1 year, you'd think we'd run out of things to banter about, but no.

We started out friendly, but neither of us could imagine being together with each for a number of reasons. She thought I wasn't her type, I thought she wasn't interested, and list goes on. There were moments when we both felt something, but I usually just ignored them. We can especially do banter and one-liners like no others. Now thinking back, we must have distracted a lot of people at meetings.

Well, we finally ended up together by sheer luck when we both happened to run into each other in another country. Well, it was actually only Canada. A few dinners and a good haircut later, I brought it up and she felt the same.

A year later, we still have fun and laugh together. Y'know , just the typical stuff. The only not-so-typical thing is that she decided to be abstinent, which is something I really respect. Now, I'm curious to see what you guys think on this, y'know, with me being still be abstinent after 1 year.
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So, what's your story?
 

JackBauer24

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Your post belongs on love.com, not on here. We don't want to hear about your boring, sexless relationship.
 
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Yeah alot of bitter people around here no need to stir them all up.
 
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Ouch I just read the last line about the abstinence. That's nothing to brag about my friend. This has to be a troll post.
 

jazzmaster2

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My Name is Nobody said:
Ouch I just read the last line about the abstinence. That's nothing to brag about my friend. This has to be a troll post.
What the hell is a troll post?
 
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Someone coming on sosuave.com bragging about a sexless relationship. Something so funny it can't be true. Something like that...
 

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My Name is Nobody said:
Someone coming on sosuave.com bragging about a sexless relationship. Something so funny it can't be true. Something like that...
Wow, it's rarity now a day, huh? :(
 
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jazzmaster2 said:
Wow, it's rarity now a day, huh? :(

As long as your happy you're fine but you have to admit it was funny considering the entire point if this site is getting laid.
 

Do not be too easy. If you are too easy to get, she will not want you. If you are too easy to keep, she will lose interest in you. If you are too easy to control, she will not respect you.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

Menage a Mi

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Why don't we all talk about our penis size? A discussion couldn't get much lamer than this. Maybe the mods are taking new years eve off. Otherwise this thread would have been closed already. TROLL!!!!
 

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The whole point of the site is getting laid? How freaking pathetic are you that you need a site dedicated to getting laid?
 

At this point you probably have a woman (or multiple women) chasing you around, calling you all the time, wanting to be with you. So let's talk about how to KEEP a woman interested in you once you have her. This is BIG! There is nothing worse than getting dumped by a woman that you really, really like.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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MY favorite girlfriend was a mexican puerto rican bi-sexual who would suck my **** for hours if I let her lol...real talk she was tight
 
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