Boxing Day Lay Report

[Bingo-Player]

ok I've just about recovered from an almighty boxing day pi$$ up so thought i would share this field report

il be straight up and say 2015 has been a brutally sh1t year for me in every possible way but its almost done with now and 2016 will be better

somehow I've still managed to bang a coupe of chicks through the year none of them model or wife material but in the current dating and banging climate I've learnt not to be too fussy

so i decide i want to get laid one more time before the years out and i bite the bullet and decide to book a hotel in the city centre

( I've learnt this year regardless of wether you have your own place or not the closer the bed is the easier it is to get laid , i don't care what anyone says you can't fvcking beat walking out of a club with a chick and straight into a hotel theres virtually no time or opportunity for last min resistance or any other interferance )

so i have a few pre drinks with friends and get out and to be honest I'm disappointed at the lack of options around , the bars are busy but I'm not seeing many potential leads

i forget about chicks for a bit and order a couple of bottles to a table i crack on having fun with friends and quickly realise its getting late and most places are closing

it must be fate because next thing a hb starts ringing me , wants to meet me in some takeaway okay whatever so i tell my boys I'm off to get laid and go find her

i turn up and she's with a friend ( its hit or bust ) thank god the friend isn't a **** block and just asks us to wait with her for her lift

HB doesnt take too much convincing to come back to the hotel with me a few hum's and har's but luckily she seems pretty horny and comes with

we get to the room and she's takes off her dress she's a lot thicker than the type of chick i would usually go for but at this point i just want to get my d1ck wet

i initiate some foreplay and make her c*m immediately penetrating her with my d1ck afterwards

to my disappointment she's got one of those bucket vaginas that seem to go miles deep and feels like your fvcking fresh air she's also lazy and wants me to do all the work i get fed up of it really quickly

i wack her for about 5 mins and just bust my nut in her she's moaning she's not on the pill and I'm just like ffs we never gonna speak again anyway

she pesters me the rest of the night to fvck her again and i eventually give in and give her another 5 mins then call 2 taxis and we are on our way

the next day on one hand I'm thinking "well done bingo you said you wanted a lay and you got one

on the other I'm thinking fvcking hell sex is SERIOUSLY over rated I've fvcked nearly 30 different women now and only 3 of them have blown my mind in bed

seriously dudes 9 times out of 10 the work and money you gotta spend to get laid just aint worth it

grab a pizza and chuck some porn on its a lot simpler lol

 

[Bingo-Player]

im actually contemplating forefitting women and possibly sex for a year just to see where i can get too mentally

with regards to the nutting i know its risky but im genuinely not that bothered i think the woman is as responsible as the man for birth control these days she can go get herself a pill pretty easily

im also luckily banging chicks that are young enough to realise a kid will ruin their life

as i get older i am aware condoms are gonna have to start becomming a thing

 

[Huffman]

Here's an ide: get a friend with benefits. I've had one for a bit over a year now, we f*ck every 1-2 months or so, and it got seriously good after a couple of times. We are actually friends though, so you can share an intimacy that you just don't find in ONS. It's almost like a real relationship, just without the hassle. I'm surprised it has lasted so long!

 

[Jaylan]

So bad sex (by both you and her), no condoms, and you came in some girl you barely know?

Bad move Op on 3 fronts:

1. STDs arent fun...especially the uncurable ones. Always wear a condom unless you know the girl well enough to know shes clean. And hell, even then...why risk it?

2. Pregnancy can be even worse...and destroy your social life once kids arrive. Wear a goddamn condom. You sound dumb when you defer the responsibility to the woman. So youre basically leaving your health and freedom in the hands of a strange woman you barely know? Thats fvking dumb.

3. Why be a bad lay? Word can get around that youre a sh!t lay depending on where you live and/or where you hand out. Plus, one should have pride in their sexual performance. I dont like leaving chicks unsatisfied...but that's just me.

 

[Jetleg]

So bad sex (by both you and her), no condoms, and you came in some girl you barely know?

Bad move Op on 3 fronts:

1. STDs arent fun...especially the uncurable ones. Always wear a condom unless you know the girl well enough to know shes clean. And hell, even then...why risk it?

2. Pregnancy can be even worse...and destroy your social life once kids arrive. Wear a goddamn condom. You sound dumb when you defer the responsibility to the woman. So youre basically leaving your health and freedom in the hands of a strange woman you barely know? Thats fvking dumb.

3. Why be a bad lay? Word can get around that youre a sh!t lay depending on where you live and/or where you hand out. Plus, one should have pride in their sexual performance. I dont like leaving chicks unsatisfied...but that's just me.

i know a friend that thought its only the woman's responsibility, guess what happend? sad story actually

 

[Bingo-Player]

So bad sex (by both you and her), no condoms, and you came in some girl you barely know?

Bad move Op on 3 fronts:

1. STDs arent fun...especially the uncurable ones. Always wear a condom unless you know the girl well enough to know shes clean. And hell, even then...why risk it?

2. Pregnancy can be even worse...and destroy your social life once kids arrive. Wear a goddamn condom. You sound dumb when you defer the responsibility to the woman. So youre basically leaving your health and freedom in the hands of a strange woman you barely know? Thats fvking dumb.

3. Why be a bad lay? Word can get around that youre a sh!t lay depending on where you live and/or where you hand out. Plus, one should have pride in their sexual performance. I dont like leaving chicks unsatisfied...but that's just me.

1) not exactly sure how old you are but you do realise were all slowly dying don't you? you won't live forever just because you never caught an std it aint the end of the world

2) i see your point but again she has as much if not more responsibility than i do to parent a kid , girls these days can barely make a sandwich ?

3) im not exactly sure what classifies as a "bad lay" most guys vastly overate there performance in bed , a friend of mine used to be terrible for it until it back fired on him badly when a chick went public and said he was a lousy fvck even though he had spent almost a year bragging about how good he was

i dont mess about if the chicks lazy i aint working overtime simple as that

 

[Jaylan]

1) not exactly sure how old you are but you do realise were all slowly dying don't you? you won't live forever just because you never caught an std it aint the end of the world

2) i see your point but again she has as much if not more responsibility than i do to parent a kid , girls these days can barely make a sandwich ?

3) im not exactly sure what classifies as a "bad lay" most guys vastly overate there performance in bed , a friend of mine used to be terrible for it until it back fired on him badly when a chick went public and said he was a lousy fvck even though he had spent almost a year bragging about how good he was

i dont mess about if the chicks lazy i aint working overtime simple as that

1) Im in my late 20s, and your explanation doesn't fly. Why the hell should I ruin the short time I have on this earth by being reckless about my health? Yeah we don't live forever, but I want to enjoy the life I have. Getting an STD has an adverse impact on your sex life and your stock when it comes to finding a relationship. Your options go down a lot if you get something incurable.

I don't wanna end up like those people who have to use dating sites specifically for people with STDs

2) You have as much responsibility when it comes to making a kid. You have to look out for yourself. Youre being a fool if you expect a strange woman to look out in your best interest. Ive been younger and dumber in the past...and even when I made mistakes and had pregnancy scares, I wised up. I knew I didn't want my life ruined at a young age.

I knew I didn't want to spend years struggling to finish school or further my career because I had to raise a kid.

3) Honestly, you get what you give. Yeah some women just flat out suck in bed, but if you cannot tap into their primal sex goddess side, maybe youre doing something wrong. Ive slept with women who've talked about previously seeing a guy like you....the ole whambam thank you mam. Trust when I say they don't feel the need to put in effort because they feel you lack skill, passion, and chemistry with them.

And they tell people to. You go on to be the butt of jokes when a group of people talk about bad sexual experiences. All Im saying is that a little passion and effort can make some chicks do 180s in bed and really surprise you.

Sometimes you just gotta know how to open some girls up.

 

[FCB]

No reason not to pull out, don't be an idiot.

 

[TheMonkeyKing]

Haa. Bingo, your stories always put me in a better mood! You're like the more candid brother of Mr Wright.

Good story, though yeah, may be think about like getting people preggers and the quality of your birds. But we've talked about that before and hey, it's your life and I'm not your dad.

May be do take some time out to get your head straight. Am doing something similar this year.