Booking a hotel for sex

Kerpal

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Had an awesome date with a hot, fun girl last weekend. Ended up ****ing her in the backseat of my car. Her interest level seems very high and we've made plans for next weekend.

Only problem is, neither of us has a place to ****. We're both pretty new to the area and living with our parents for now. We're planning on going out drinking downtown and it would be nice not to have to drive back to the suburbs after, plus obviously having some privacy with her would be nice.

Anyone ever do this? I'm wondering how much it's going to cost me and if it will be worth it. Haven't stayed in a hotel since I was a kid so have no idea how to find a decent one.
 

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cost depends on your area , when I lived in fl , it was like 20 - 35 for a low end hotel for one night

but around this small a$$ Tennessee town its like 65-70 for the same crap , bleh
 

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The price is dependent upon location. Typically, you get what you pay for. Sometimes there are upscale hotels that cater to monday through friday business travelers, so their weekend rates can be surprisingly cheap.

Make sure to mention it to the girl before you book the room. That will give her the chance to stop you in case she's on her period that weekend.
 

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I have some experience in this area.

I recommend checking in before you meet the women so when it comes time there is no delay in getting down to business.:rockon:
 

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How about public places, like parks, libraries, etc. I ended up in a church one time. It could very adventurous ; )
 

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What Papichulo said! Adventurous. Especially if it's hot where you are, why get a hotel and why would you pay, make her pitch in so when she looks back she feels like she contributed and will give her a sense of investment into hooking up.
 

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Hotel prices vary depending on the location and yes, you get what you pay for. In my area, if you want just a basic room to fvck in, $50 will buy you a small room with a bed. If you want things like a swimming pool, jacuzzi, bar or a theme room, those will run you $100 or more.

When I didn't have a location to fvck, the back of my SUV worked perfectly fine. If you're going to do this, your best bet is to park on a residential street at night. I've tried empty parking lots and quit doing that after the cops pulled up to check out the vehicle. Good thing we weren't naked yet :)
 

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I won't go into detail, but I'll give you the links. You can use priceline.com to bid on really good hotels and drop the price bigtime.

If you want to know how to bid go to www.betterbidding.com they have records of previous bids that will allow you to determine what range of bids you should start with to get the lowest price possible.
 

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if your going for public sex. mkae sure she wears a skirt or dress.

my ex fb got drunk of like 3 vodka lemonades and was down to do whatever. we tried to do it in the huge car pack but she had jeans on. plus too many people was around. ( in was quiet since it was a HUGE carpack plus we didn't even have a car, lol) so we just taxied it back to her place and ****ed. was a good night!
 
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x86 said:
I have some experience in this area.

I recommend checking in before you meet the women so when it comes time there is no delay in getting down to business.:rockon:
Excellent advice. It doesn't hurt to stop at the grocery store and get drinks and snacks for later. Summer sausage or canned liver pate, mustard, and Ritz isn't for everyone, but it gives you an idea of classy hor d'ouerves you can pull off. Take your grocery store plastic bags to the ice machine, put them in the bathtub, and put 2-liters or other beverages inside to chill. Stop at Jack in the Box or Wendy's and get tons of forks and spoons, straws, ketchups, and so on. Load up on these things and keep them in a bag in your car.

Most women really don't care what hotel you go to as long as the sheets are clean and there's not too much noise from the next room. Look around before you check in, and ask for a corner or end-of-hall UPSTAIRS unit not next to stairs, elevator, or machines. Tell the clerk you're tired from driving and you want to go to sleep early.

Make sure everything works in your room and you have enough towels. You can always get the maid to give you a couple extra towels, washrags, and soaps even if you have enough.

I always say there's just me checking in. Even when they see a woman, they don't say anything. For all they know, she's leaving as soon as I get done. If the woman's with me, I prefer to park during check in where the clerk can't see my car.

Always get one king bed. It's bigger anyway. Some women get all goofy when there are two beds, and want to sleep separate, or even kick you out when you get frisky or they get tired. A one-bed room may have extra tables or chairs or just look nicer than a two-bed room.
 

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