****blockers

[Juice09]

There's a girl in my 2nd period with a beautiful round ass and huge tits. Really fine. I've been flirting with her for about a week now. I'll call her girl 1. The thing is, she has a friend, an ugly, fat, disgusting friend who sits next to us. Her friend hasn't been a problem until today. But now she's turning into a real *****, consistently ****blocking me at every point. I'll call her girl 2.

She's shoots me down all the time. For example, girl 1 was walking behind me and slid her arm across my back. I said, loud as hell "Stop grabbing my ass! I'm not a sex object!" Girl 1 laughs hard, but girl 2 says: "Why would anyone touch your ass?"

I asked girl 1 if she's ever had an orgasm, girl 2 responds: "How do you even know what an orgasm is, loser?"

She says things like:
"She's way out of your league."
"Why would she want to hang out with your ugly ass?"

How do I respond to this bull****? So far, I've been striking back at her with jokes about her appearance. She's a fat ass whale and she dresses like she's homeless. So I have plenty of ammo. But I'm thinking that it might make me look insecure, as if I'm unsure of myself. What are some specific responses I could hit her with that don't make me look insecure or lower my value? What are some ****y and funny responses? Or alternatively, should I just ignore her and give her no attention?

Girl 1 always counters everything she says and jokes with her that we've already had sex and hang out secretly. Even though we haven't done either yet. But nonetheless, I don't like getting shot down like this in front of a beautiful female.

What's the best way to deal with these *****es?

 

[saturos]

Don't put down the girl about her appearance...that just makes you seem like an ass to everyone else, regardless of whether or not she is putting you down as well.
I would:
a) Just call her out on it and just ask her bluntly something like "Seriously, what the **** is your problem?"

or

b) Talk to the girl you are after about it, since she is friends with the other girl, apparently.

 

[It's-Me]

She's a fat ass whale and she dresses like she's homeless.

Bring her lots of chocolate, should keep that b1tch occupied as you make your move.

Seriously, call her on it. "Why are you being a total b1tch?" Something along those lines.

 

[Juice09]

"Why are you being a *****" is fine, but wouldn't it show that what she's saying is actually effecting me? I want to play it off like I'm so damn confident that it doesn't phase me at all.

 

[jeffthechef]

i love that one guy's response
get her chocolate, that'll keep her busy

you could call her on it...but if you use the word *****...i don't think it will go so well in the minds of everyone who heard you

if you do call her on it...ask her why she keeps ****blocking you and tell her, more directed towards the girl you're after, that no matter how hard she tries to ****block you that your humongous **** will ram through any barrier..something funny at least and that relays your sexual confidence

OR
you could give a brief and inattentive "heh" everytime she says something without even glancing at her..eventually she'll get the message that you don't give a **** about what she's saying...and she won't enjoy talking if the person she's talking to isn't listening...Eventually, if you keep doing this, the girl you're after will also know you haven't paid any attention to her friend and she will subconsciously begin to block out her friend's comments and continue to listen to you game her:yes:

 

[CarbonFX]

If she did that to me, I would turn around in the presence of girl 1 and say really loud to the lard tub "You my dear, have issues." and smile warmly. That is the cloak and dagger version of "**** you *****!" it means the same thing just disguised... lol

 

[eaglez1177]

Wow...tell that b*tch to fvck off and go on the atkins diet....realistically though next time girl 1 starts talking to you (and girl 2 is around) just tell girl 1 that you dont feel like being around girl 2, and then LEAVE. If girl 1 likes you at all, then she'll be smart enough to tell her friend to stfu and leave you two alone.

 

[Juice09]

i love that one guy's response
get her chocolate, that'll keep her busy

you could call her on it...but if you use the word *****...i don't think it will go so well in the minds of everyone who heard you

if you do call her on it...ask her why she keeps ****blocking you and tell her, more directed towards the girl you're after, that no matter how hard she tries to ****block you that your humongous **** will ram through any barrier..something funny at least and that relays your sexual confidence

OR
you could give a brief and inattentive "heh" everytime she says something without even glancing at her..eventually she'll get the message that you don't give a **** about what she's saying...and she won't enjoy talking if the person she's talking to isn't listening...Eventually, if you keep doing this, the girl you're after will also know you haven't paid any attention to her friend and she will subconsciously begin to block out her friend's comments and continue to listen to you game her:yes:

Both of those ideas are ****ing perfect! The first one is pure gold, I'm gonna use that.

 

[guitaronfire411]

Any reaction is a bad idea. Use C&F.

Think of it this way:

girls = reactive
guys = proactive