Blackjack, other advice

nan3109

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ok, this has nothing to do with AFC or other crap.

I'm looking for someone who knows how to play blackjack really well or someone who knows how i can make some cash fast!

I'm a Don Juan whos broke and doesnt even have spinners on his ride! LOL

Anyways, anyone who can help me with any ideas of making fast cash tell me. I was thinking about pawning a bunch of old stuff I dont use anymore and taking the cash to the casino and playing blackjack or something once I get better at it.

I somewhat know how to count cards and I know SOME of the statistical analysis that goes into betting and the game.

SOMEONE HELP ME OUT!!
 

squirrels

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Do a search on Yahoo or Google for "Blackjack Strategy."

Not counting at all, there's a right way to play each hand which minimizes your odds at losing.

After that, there are basic card-counting strategies where you bet less when more aces/face cards have been played and bet more when more low cards have been dealt.

A lot of casinos use 8 decks now, or have one of those automatic shufflers, making it near impossible to count.

Good luck. :)
 

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Forget blackjack, play baccarat. Baccarat carries the best odds to win in the entire casino.
 

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.... or get a job, since you're probably more likely to lose than you are to win. Seems like a *really* bad idea to me, given the circumstances. I strongly suggest you reconsider it, because you'll probably end up just as poor as before and minus a few things you just pawned.

Sorry if it's not helpful, but I figured you at least should hear some sane advice. Just remember gambling involves chances, and even if you are good enough to stack the odds in your favor, you can still LOSE!
 

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you could also do a search for black jack games you could download , play and practice..

I really dont recommend you do this as a novice to win money..you wont!

take that cash..go shopping at thrift stores for something you know is way underpriced..buy it..and sell it on ebay or your local newspaper..

I do that alot with bikes and computers..
 

The Business Man

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Starman has a good idea. Go someplace like Big Lots... Or even a flea market. You really can find some dirt cheap stuff there, and e-bay will be a great way to make some profit. I actually know a woman who makes her living doing that.

You'll have to be ready to ship all that e-bay stuff, so be prepared -- If you want real money, you'll do better to sell a lot of different stuff at a price you know will sell, rather than trying really burn somebody and get lucky a few times.

When you get enough money, buy a kit for your own ultralight airplane. They are pretty cheap and easy to put together. You don't need a license because if you build over 50% of an aircraft yourself, it is deemed an "experimental aircraft". When you do that, go down to Brazil and get several kilos of cocaine. Bring it back and sell at the black market price and you have lots of money.

Just kidding about the last part ;)
 

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I'm a BlackJack PLayer, what do you want to know?

Its different when you play for money.

Basically..you will hit when the dealer has a 7 to a facecard (including an ace0 and you have....one to sixteen (it depends on teh sixteen)

If the dealer has a 2 to a 6, its called a "break" or "stiff" card because it means he has to draw at LEAST 2 cards

Always split on 2 aces

Double down when you have a ten or eleven....especially when the dealer has a break card..

ok f*ck this lol...its probably not making sense so, if you have any questions PM me.

Peace
 

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I studied blackjack for quite some time. I've read a bunch on card counting. Theoretically the stuff makes a lot of sense.

However, know this, all
csinos know about card counting. Like someone mentioned earlier. They play with 8 decks. So... card counting doesn't work out as efficiently. Since every "good card" remaining in the shoe has less significance in a large number of cards. A huge advantage in card counting occurs when the dealers deal out the whole shoe (which doesn't happen). Nowadays you have so little edge when they deal the shoe out till 2 decks left. Leaving your advantage very small.

Therefore, you have to find a great casino with suitable rules... then, you can get blacklisted and forbidden to go to the casino again because you're a counter.

I'm sure theres pro blackjack players out there. But I don't think theres many...
 

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learning card-counting is a huge investment

The way to win big at blackjack is to count cards -- not by yourself, but with a team.

Casinos know this and have made several barriers for card counters. You can't go card-counting by yourself because it's too obvious -- your bids go up when the cards get hot (if you want to make a profit, that is). They can ask you to leave without any obvious provocation. Casino pitbosses are trained to watch out for suspicious activity. If you win big and you're with the same "strangers" (i.e. your team) when you win, they'll either ban you outright or send a private investigator after you -- and ban you when they find you hanging out with your team. Casinos oftentimes share information with each other about card-counters, so if you're caught in one place, don't be surprised if their sister casinos don't want you either. And when they don't always trade, the private investigators might sell the information they get while investigating you to a dozen casinos.

And that above paragraph was assuming that you're good --- you and your team, with whom you've not only practiced for hundreds of hours with in not counting cards and discreet communication, but also in playing your roles on the team, whether you're counting cards, rolling high when the cards get hot, always rolling high, looking out for casino security, etc. And you have to be good at mental mathematics, not to mention CARD-COUNTING.

Casinos are still at a loss when it comes to mathematically heavy analysis of blackjack, even when multiple decks are used. However, most blackjack strategies involving counting teams are homebrewed, and therefore they're not going to initiate random people into their method. For instance, an MIT team used a strategy that allowed them to follow aces and packets of high cards through shuffles and multiple decks. Keep in mind that to delevop such strategies, you need not only a good grasp of statistics, but also be fairly resourceful and practical-minded.

Casinos know about card-counting, yes. But casinos are still at a disadvantage because they cannot achieve randomness. Time is their biggest enemy; there are only so many cuts and shuffles they can do, even when you consider they use multiple decks and play at most two-thirds of the way down. Certain packets of cards still stay together. As long as someone can pick up on any deviation from pure randomness, they can win money.

You need good monetary backing to win big at blackjack. We're talking about a payout that occurs over many hands; you can't be down to your last dollar. Another thing: casinos do some racial profiling when it comes to looking for card-counters. Young white males with a large bankroll stand out, but since I don't know how old you are or whether you're white, and I know you don't have a large bankroll, that shouldn't be a problem.

The classic book on counting cards is Edward Thorp's Beat the Dealer (1962). As for more current statistical analyses of blackjack, I'd suggest going to your library and do electronic searches of mathematics journals.
 

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I am a compulsive blackjack player.
In all gambling, the odds are stacked at least slightly AGAINST you. The chances are higher that you will LOSE than WIN.
Card counting is an exception but a huge undertaking, the time you are spending on it you might as well get an MBA.
 
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