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Don Juan
The Ultimate bachelor pad.
What follows is a guide to make your bachelor pad (1) a place to get laid and (2) a place that still impresses your mates. This information is gathered by women’s opinions, my experience and the results of a personal bachelor pad consultation I had for my new place. It’s hard to say exactly how much this improves your chances, but The benefits for me were:
1.
Makes you feel like the man. The correct mindset is essential. It certainly helps when you’re thinking “This woman is gonna be blown away when she sees my apartment!”
2.
Every woman who has come to my apartment (who I was trying to sleep with) has ended up sleeping with me. 90% comment on how cool it is. The other 10% were impressed but said nothing
OK, first up I have spent a LOT on my apartment. You don’t need to spend nearly as much, but generally the more you spend the better. This part focuses on the bathroom - the most important room in the house
The BATHROOM:
Clean it!
Remember this general rule. Any thing you would find mildly off putting at a friends house (hairs on the soap, dirt around the sink), will totally freak out a woman. You need military discipline. This is a pain in the arse, but I treat it as part of my getting ready to meet women (along with showering, dressing up etc.). Totally clean your bathroom regularly.
Empty it
Any prescription medicines, be they innocent (ibuprofen) or downright embarrassing (piles cream by the toilet), have got to be hidden out of sight. I don’t just mean in the cupboard. I mean OUT OF SIGHT. To woman proof it, have at least two levels of hiding (i.e. in a box in a cupboard). She should not be able to find this through innocent looking. It’s best to store medicines in another room. Remember a woman locks herself in the bathroom, so she can look without interruptions. This rule applies to porno mags, or anything else you don’t want her to see. Don’t leave them in the bathroom. Leaving magazines in the bathroom to read whilst you have a shyt may be practical, but it doesn’t conjure up the right images for a woman who you are trying to seduce.
Fill it Up:
Grooming:
First of all, invest in some quality shaving equipment. I don’t know where you can get it from in the US, but in the UK, I got mine from Taylor’s of old Bond Street. This is high end though, and a decent set will cost ~£30-60 (~$50-100). You need a badger brush, shaving bowl, metal razor (they make them so that they fit standard over the counter blades) and shaving cream/soap. For ultimate class and the best shave, buy a cut throat razor. It takes a while to learn, but cuts much better. To a woman, this shows that you value your personal grooming, and enjoy the finer things in life. It’s very sexy to see a man shaving with classic equipment, and her seeing it will make her imagine you using it. Put it around the sink so she notices it. Also add a wooden handled brush or comb, even if you don’t use it. It looks good, and she can use it if she forgot hers. Hair gel, hair spray etc. should be hiding in the cupboard. It does not play to a woman’s fantasy. If she finds it, no worries, but don’t show it off to her.
Cleansing stuff.
Next up is shower gel, cleanser, shampoo and stuff. Here you have to buy impressive stuff. The clever thing is not to use it. Hide your economy shampoo and shower gel, and put the expensive stuff in clear view. It’s better not to use it often, as the packaging does not then get marked, and looks even more impressive. You can use top end brands like Aqua di Parma (£50-£90 per bottle), or go for the middle ground, like Lab Series for men, Clinique for men or designer stuff (Boss, Gucci etc.). I personally recommend Lab Series. It’s nice looking, and actually works. It’s a bit pricey to use constantly however (£10-£15 per bottle). Arrange these things nicely around the sink and bath/shower so she has to notice it. Don’t overcrowd the place though. A few bottles will impress. Buy a nice looking bar of soap, and place it in a soap bowl on the sink. Soap bowls can add a touch of class. Best looking is a black marble one, but buy what you like and is in budget. Finally get a good quality cologne, and place it on the counter above the sink.
Towels
100% Egyptian cotton only. It’s expensive, but lasts longer and feels great. A woman will imagine you wrapping her up in it after a bath/shower. She won’t if it’s a straggly thing with holes in it. Wash new towels a few times to make them extra fluffy. You need to go for dark colours (navy blue, black, charcoal). These colours speak authority, and should be used throughout your pad. Get 2 extra large towels (king size), one hand towel for the sink, and one medium size towel for your/her hair.
Essential Oils:
If you have a bath, buy some essential oils and almond oil. These are great for both a relaxing bath and a great massage. This is also going to make a woman think of a nice relaxing bath, and she’ll think of you too, because it’s your bath.
Toilet Paper
Put a few extra rolls in clear view, but make them look good. Hide the rest. Don’t leave 12 rolls in their “bumper crapper pack” next to the toilet.
Phew! That’s it. There really shouldn’t be anything more in full view. Toothbrush, contact lenses etc. should be hidden. As a general rule, if it doesn’t look classy, hide it in a cupboard. The bathroom is the most important room in the house, because it can easily gross out a woman, and a grossed out woman will not sleep with you.
Overall, your bathroom is quite an intimate place. Everything in it should play to a woman’s fantasy. If she can associate nice baths, big towels, nice grooming equipment with you, you’ve scored.
What follows is a guide to make your bachelor pad (1) a place to get laid and (2) a place that still impresses your mates. This information is gathered by women’s opinions, my experience and the results of a personal bachelor pad consultation I had for my new place. It’s hard to say exactly how much this improves your chances, but The benefits for me were:
1.
Makes you feel like the man. The correct mindset is essential. It certainly helps when you’re thinking “This woman is gonna be blown away when she sees my apartment!”
2.
Every woman who has come to my apartment (who I was trying to sleep with) has ended up sleeping with me. 90% comment on how cool it is. The other 10% were impressed but said nothing
OK, first up I have spent a LOT on my apartment. You don’t need to spend nearly as much, but generally the more you spend the better. This part focuses on the bathroom - the most important room in the house
The BATHROOM:
Clean it!
Remember this general rule. Any thing you would find mildly off putting at a friends house (hairs on the soap, dirt around the sink), will totally freak out a woman. You need military discipline. This is a pain in the arse, but I treat it as part of my getting ready to meet women (along with showering, dressing up etc.). Totally clean your bathroom regularly.
Empty it
Any prescription medicines, be they innocent (ibuprofen) or downright embarrassing (piles cream by the toilet), have got to be hidden out of sight. I don’t just mean in the cupboard. I mean OUT OF SIGHT. To woman proof it, have at least two levels of hiding (i.e. in a box in a cupboard). She should not be able to find this through innocent looking. It’s best to store medicines in another room. Remember a woman locks herself in the bathroom, so she can look without interruptions. This rule applies to porno mags, or anything else you don’t want her to see. Don’t leave them in the bathroom. Leaving magazines in the bathroom to read whilst you have a shyt may be practical, but it doesn’t conjure up the right images for a woman who you are trying to seduce.
Fill it Up:
Grooming:
First of all, invest in some quality shaving equipment. I don’t know where you can get it from in the US, but in the UK, I got mine from Taylor’s of old Bond Street. This is high end though, and a decent set will cost ~£30-60 (~$50-100). You need a badger brush, shaving bowl, metal razor (they make them so that they fit standard over the counter blades) and shaving cream/soap. For ultimate class and the best shave, buy a cut throat razor. It takes a while to learn, but cuts much better. To a woman, this shows that you value your personal grooming, and enjoy the finer things in life. It’s very sexy to see a man shaving with classic equipment, and her seeing it will make her imagine you using it. Put it around the sink so she notices it. Also add a wooden handled brush or comb, even if you don’t use it. It looks good, and she can use it if she forgot hers. Hair gel, hair spray etc. should be hiding in the cupboard. It does not play to a woman’s fantasy. If she finds it, no worries, but don’t show it off to her.
Cleansing stuff.
Next up is shower gel, cleanser, shampoo and stuff. Here you have to buy impressive stuff. The clever thing is not to use it. Hide your economy shampoo and shower gel, and put the expensive stuff in clear view. It’s better not to use it often, as the packaging does not then get marked, and looks even more impressive. You can use top end brands like Aqua di Parma (£50-£90 per bottle), or go for the middle ground, like Lab Series for men, Clinique for men or designer stuff (Boss, Gucci etc.). I personally recommend Lab Series. It’s nice looking, and actually works. It’s a bit pricey to use constantly however (£10-£15 per bottle). Arrange these things nicely around the sink and bath/shower so she has to notice it. Don’t overcrowd the place though. A few bottles will impress. Buy a nice looking bar of soap, and place it in a soap bowl on the sink. Soap bowls can add a touch of class. Best looking is a black marble one, but buy what you like and is in budget. Finally get a good quality cologne, and place it on the counter above the sink.
Towels
100% Egyptian cotton only. It’s expensive, but lasts longer and feels great. A woman will imagine you wrapping her up in it after a bath/shower. She won’t if it’s a straggly thing with holes in it. Wash new towels a few times to make them extra fluffy. You need to go for dark colours (navy blue, black, charcoal). These colours speak authority, and should be used throughout your pad. Get 2 extra large towels (king size), one hand towel for the sink, and one medium size towel for your/her hair.
Essential Oils:
If you have a bath, buy some essential oils and almond oil. These are great for both a relaxing bath and a great massage. This is also going to make a woman think of a nice relaxing bath, and she’ll think of you too, because it’s your bath.
Toilet Paper
Put a few extra rolls in clear view, but make them look good. Hide the rest. Don’t leave 12 rolls in their “bumper crapper pack” next to the toilet.
Phew! That’s it. There really shouldn’t be anything more in full view. Toothbrush, contact lenses etc. should be hidden. As a general rule, if it doesn’t look classy, hide it in a cupboard. The bathroom is the most important room in the house, because it can easily gross out a woman, and a grossed out woman will not sleep with you.
Overall, your bathroom is quite an intimate place. Everything in it should play to a woman’s fantasy. If she can associate nice baths, big towels, nice grooming equipment with you, you’ve scored.
