Best pick-up line ever...

[wheelin&dealin]

Out of all the lines I've used, this one gets the best reaction from girls.

"Don't tell anybody... but I have a 2 inch penis. And I haven't been able to get an erection in months..."

 

[dbot]

I dunno if you were serious or not, but i just tried it out about a half hour ago at borders book store for shyts and giggles, and the girl laughed and I followed up with some bs convo get her number. Not a bad ice breaker

 

[seloifter]

that's damn interesting...

on one hand, it's incredibly funny. Plus, it's the complete opposite of what most guys try to say "yea my **** is three feet long and I can bone for five hours straight!!!", and one of the aspects of DJism is to be different - stand out from the crowd. Plus having the balls to say a line like that shows that you are comfortable with your manhood (so to speak)

then, on the other hand, it's the complete opposite of what NLP (which I know very little about) tries to teach....... which I believe is to incite little ideas that get the girl horny by saying stuff like "girls always want me for my huge ****..... hey I'm just joking!"

but hey, maybe it does work.....

 

[sux2bu]

If I have to resort to a lame pickup line I usually go with:

Me: Hey.. how bout we go out for pizza and sex?
Her: *wtf look*
Me: What? you don't like pizza?
Her: *laughs and punches my arm*