Best flavored lube

SmoothTalker

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Hey guys,
My girl and I recently thought we'd make things a bit more fun by buying some flavoured lube to make oral more tasty, so we spent almost 20 bucks on this stuff called sex tart or something, and it is total crap. It tastes vile, not only is the flavour wrong but it's totally overpowered by a strong chemical taste and smell, and on top of that, it's not even slippery, normal water is probably more slippery, and takes the same amount of time to dry out.

So, if any of you have experience, since wasting money to experiment sucks, what have you guys found to be good flavoured lubes?
 

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Hmm, well, you can go to your local sex shop and ask a clerk for a sample. Put some in your hand and first wiff it, to get a sense of the taste, then put it in your mouth. Im sure the clerk would be happy to provide you with a sample to take home.
 

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I've done quite a bit of taste testing. I've tried many different flavors and brands. I've boiled them all down to one thing: They all leave a disgusting chemical aftertaste. You might as well drink a bottle of 10-30 mixed with a packet of Kool-Aid.

I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

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It makes a nice salad though.
 

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Originally posted by Desdinova
I have no use for flavored lubes. The pu55y tastes better on its own.
 

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I genraly use GT 85, and finish line cross country lubricant, it works well, dont knwo what it tastes like, never tried it, nto that it matters to me, it keeps the drive-train rust free and the bearings rolling smoothley, and thats all i need from it, I dont see why taste is important when you are choosing lubricant.
 
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