Best comebacks?

[DJoneday]

Was thinking about this and I was wondering what comebacks you all think are the best to use in different situations? One i like is when someone disses you, saying

"Hey if i wanted any lip from you i'd spread your legs and take it!"

Any more of these would be great for situations in school or whatever, i dunno I'm tired.

 

[Jimbo2k]

heres a spinoff that I remembered about the one you posted above:

"if i wanted any lip from you i'd unzip my pants"

 

[ShizamDaMan]

if a girl you've messed around with gives you sh1t, just tell her, "B1tch, you weren't so talkative with my d1ck in your mouth!"

Shuts them up every time

 

[THA REALNESS]

Cuzzing her out and then getting another b1tch as quickly as possible.

 

[Evil-Rom]

"You want a piece of me!?"

"Everyone does, but we spend our spare change elsewhere."

 

[drixsa]

all comebacks do are show that you need to prove yourself to someone else

 

[Mr. Latte]

The best comeback is walking away.

 

[naluholo]

drixsa, being able to respond quickly shows that you are witty.

Anyways, it sounds like the situations they're talking about aren't "comebacks" for being insulted, they are just joking around and flirting with high school girls. Nothing wrong with that.

 

[DJoneday]

I didn't start this as a means to get insults to throw at people. Naluhoho is right in that these are just some funny things to throw at them when you're kidding around

 

[Hannibal]

"if my pants arent at my ankles, dont open your mouth"

"hear of the disease penis frostbite? Really? you were the carrier"

"dont you have a bra to burn?"

 

[Hannibal]

and one towards them guys who just cant stand what a better don juan ya are; "tell me, when you were born, was that the first AND last time you saw female genetalia?"

 

[DuckMan]

if i wanted a comeback , id wipe your mommas chin.

 

[Capi Crimini]

"Does it look like I care."

 

[tracy Jaks]

Originally posted by naluholo
drixsa, being able to respond quickly shows that you are witty.

this is true, but you shouldnt be asking us for comebacks, they are somtething tailored to your personality, are unique, and reflect you personality, theres no need to be thinking about what to say all the time.