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Bellybutton

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My belly button has like this black clot-like thing in it. My dad said it was part of the blood clot from the umbilical cord.

It smells if I sweat a lot and now that i'm skinny, I can see it poke out sometimes. I want to get rid of it, but don't want to kill myself by messing up my umbilical schizz. Anyone else have experience withthis? Thanks.

PS. it's notl my belly button sticks out or anything. It goes inward, but its like half a pencil eraser sized black thing in there.:(
 

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thats dirt dude... you should clean your belly button...
 

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You sure? I'm scared my stomach will burst open from my umbilical cord (cuz that's what your belly button is) and I'll ****ing bleed to death. That would suck so much ass:( .

Anyways, any other opinions? I'm not going to pick at it. I'm going to use the shower head and spray at it whenever I shower so gradually it might break apart by itself.:)
 

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Use a Q-Tip and some warm water... you can't "untie" your belly button... :rolleyes: If you're old enough to post this, then you have no chance of it just popping open, regardless of how much you fool around with it.
 

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wow - wait, dont do this yourself - seriously:confused:

go to a doctor, see what s/he says a go from there. its attached to you - dont just remove it yourself.
 
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