Being a Jerk works!!!

cougar74

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Hey DJ's,

Went out to a trendy bar around the corner last night with a friend. We got there when it was still empty and sat at the bar drinking. My friend is a Nice Guy and married, so I was telling him how I've been pushed over the edge lately and I've really changed my ways with women.

The bar starts to get packed and these 2 women stand next to us at the bar. One was a 2, the other a 3. We could tell they were just dying for attention. They eventually asked us if they could hang their coats on the back of our chairs.

I have no interest in these women so I told my buddy to watch me f* with them. I asked these 2 women(late 30's-early 40's bar skanks) questions about dating and stuff, and I was having a hard time not laughing at their answers. One of them said she wants a Nice Guy who will lick her boots. She said women get to a certain age and want a Nice Guy. My friend tells them that his wife thinks I should only date women 7+, and one of them says she was dating this really hot guy right now(total f* lie!!!).

This bar is a mainly upper 20's/early 30's crowd, and these 2 old b* are hitting on every guy who comes up to get a drink.

So I decide to stir s* up even more. I lean over and tell my friend to tell one of the women to buy me a drink. He leans over and says "Hey, my friend wants you to buy him a drink." ha ha ha ha! She went ballistic and started yelling and stuff. She said that's BS, and she doesn't know me, and how she's been on dates and guys have asked her to buy them drinks(No surprise there). As she yells she moves toward me. I just sit there calmly with a smirk on my face. I put up my hand and say "Hold on. We're not on a date." ha ha ha ha!

This guy comes up to buy a drink and she immediately points to me and tells this guy what I did. The guy looks at me and says right to her face "I don't think it's that big of a deal that he asked you to buy him a drink, women do it to men all the time." I jump right in and ask this guy what he wants to drink and buy him a beer in front of her.

After that the b* who wants "a Nice Guy who will lick my boots" is much more attracted to me. At this point I won't even look at her, but I can see out of the corner of my eye that she is craning over to look at me. Then she asks my friend "I didn't make your friend mad did I?" I look over later and she puts her hand up like a friggin cat claw and smiles. We ended up leaving not too long after, and I made sure to walk out without saying goodbye or anything. ha ha ha!

On the walk back to my place I told my friend that those b* reinforced 2 things that I've come to understand:

1) Don't believe anything women say about what women want.

2) Being a Jerk/Challenge works every time
 

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Nice story, cougar74! LOL! I wonder how you would have acted if they were an 8.5 each rather than 2.0 and 3.0 respectively....
 

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ROFLMAO


Really, Cougar, that was great! Of course it would be better if you did it to some HB's instead of hags, but I guess you'll do it like that NEXT time, right?


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I have a feeling the main reason why that worked was because they were a 2 and a 3, if they were higher they might not be so desperate for men since men chase them so they'd already have to be attracted to you in order for that to work, it would prolly make them want you more though.
 

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No, the main reason it worked is cause they were women.

Damn, i can't even toy with 2's or 3's. Hell I can't even look at them. I usually toy with the 6's.
 

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It works on all women. I agree those 2 were very disturbing, but after 10 mixed drinks it was pure entertainment. Even my married Nice Guy friend was getting into it. He found out one of them was in sales. I asked her what she sold and she said some educational reading crap. My friend laughs in her face and says "What the hell does that mean? Like Hooked on Phonics?" The girl just got this look on her face and turned around. ha ha ha ha ha!

I had these other 2 girls come up and start talking to me later. One was a pretty good looking mixed-race chick. In under 5 minutes she told me all this crap about herself, her childhood, and asked me for advice on whether she should date white or black guys. After 5 minutes of this she says "God I don't know why I'm telling you all this stuff about me, I don't even know you. You're such a good listener." ha ha ha ha! I don't know what it is about me, but my whole life people will come up to me and ask for directions, ask forhelp, tell me all kinds of personal crap about themselves. I wonder how I can use this to my advantage?
 

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Originally posted by cougar74:
I don't know what it is about me, but my whole life people will come up to me and ask for directions, ask forhelp, tell me all kinds of personal crap about themselves. I wonder how I can use this to my advantage?
Be their therapist, bring them home and shag them...
The more you're harsh and the more ***** you get. Being a nice guy is the worst thing to be
 

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LOL I went out with this hot ****** the other night and was 30 minutes late--she was pissed HAHAH I just laughed it off and told her that she would make it--I shagged her later that night--I wonder if I was on time if I would have been shggin--I like to belive that being late did me wonders-- From now on Im always late ROFL
 

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SC, You know chicks do that on perpose right, they think it makes them more valuable looking. Seems like it works the other way around too.

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i like *******s best... they always go home in the morning...
nice guys wanna hang out..

but dont listen to me = i am going thru a "me-phase"
 

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lmao....crazy azz replyz.....

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penkitten: Well, I guess I'm an ******* , then?


Cougar: You should have said to the mixed-race chick, "How about [your race] guys... like... me?
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Originally posted by Sociopath31:
Damn, i can't even toy with 2's or 3's. Hell I can't even look at them. I usually toy with the 6's.
Me too!


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