Befriending Alpha Males

[Maeisgood]

I need to figure out how to befriend Alpha Males. They would be the best friends to have because they can serve as models of how to act. The last friend I had who was an "Alpha Male" really helped me out, whether he meant to or not, but he doesn't go to this school anymore.

I used to be slightly popular in high school, but now I'm in a social slump because a lot of my other friends quit college too. Any advice on how to get people I sort of know to like me better without seeming like a desperate tag-along? I have some stuff in common with the guys I have in mind, but they don't seem to think to include me in their plans. They say hi when they see me and we hang out every once in a while, but its like their group of friends is full or something.

 

[DJDamage]

I need to figure out how to befriend Alpha Males

Commit a crime and go to prison, you will be surrounded by tons of Alpha males.

Seriously stop looking to befriend people just so you can live vicariously through their lives and hope their "Alphaness" or whatever that means will rub off on to you.

You are just making excuses not to be the man you want to be. You know what you have to do and it has nothing to do with being friends with guys that have it.

By the way this cartoon kinda reminds me of you, so don't be the yellow dog.
http://www.minorlooneytunes.com/pictures/spike002.jpg

 

[Demon]

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[Le Parisien]

Remember: It's not who you are that matters, it's who people THINK you are that matters (Joe Kennedy).

Very true!!! (Regarding social value/status of course)

Please don't forget that although it's not that hard, it's not that easy to befriend alphas or people with higher status within a certain setting.

Because you need to be alpha/important enough for the biggest alphas to deem you "befriendable".

It's like everything in life:

- You don't need to be a millionaire to befriend other millionaires. However if you are so poor that you buy everything from Walmart, they won't be your friends.

- You don't need to be the smartest guy to befriend the genius. However, if your IQ is only 50, forget about befriending Einstein.

- You don't need to be a jock to befriend other jocks. However if you are a short obese nerd who's never done any sports his whole life, forget about befriending the jocks

So if you wanna befriend the coolest alphas/pimps/whatever, you need to be at least decent in that specific field.

The only exception would be if you can provide something they desperately need/want but can only get from you... Like say, he's a very influential politician who wants to bang hot escorts and keep it "private", and you just happen to be a hi class hoe pimp, then you guys will be very good "friends"...

 

[Demon]

Remember: It's not who you are that matters, it's who people THINK you are that matters (Joe Kennedy).

In some respect, that's true. For the Master Don Juan, however, who you are defines what people think of you. If you focus on changing only what people think of you without ever improving yourself, then you're just a fake. Unfortunately for phony people, they never amount to much, especially when discovered. Or they become con artists. But who likes to be cheated? Fakes are not attractive.

 

[Maeisgood]

I do try to improve myself all the time. This website has done so much for me. Something that is said a lot is to befriend alpha males and learn from them. I've done that forever and its done well for me. I just want to know more of how to appeal to people.