BDJ's Enchanted Journey to Falling in Love

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BeDJ

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I want my next first kiss to be special. The fuzzy feeling in my stomach has been taken over by the pursuit of jizzing. In order to do so, I must develop by AFC Game, not to be confused with Beta Game. I was an assho|e to one of the women I'm dating by telling her I have other options. She started calling me and texting me way more often. Being the jerk I was, I never bothered to respond. But on my path to everlasting love, I must change the myself for the better. I must open up my heart. I am proud of the following text exchange:

Go be with other girls then
It's not a contest
I'm sorry for everything

The next day (I can sense myself changing)

Hi
Hey sorry I missed your calls, phone was on silent
You have a girl friend
Why do you ask?
Why are you doing this to me?
That hurts really bad
I like you a lot but now I'm trying to forget everything you say
I'm just a side chick to you
I thought you were the one


(AFC Game initiated)

You are...After talking to you, it felt amazing for me.
Ok do you still like me?
I like you very much.
Can you call me?

When I started AFC gaming her, I can tell how much she loved it. I notice her text responses were taking longer than usual to absorb those good feelings. Looking at the texts, it felt like my eyes were being stabbed, maybe over time I can learn the ways of the true AFC.

I wanted to send her this song, but didn't have the balls to. I need to be more confident.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYUdldNzLNA
 

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hahaha,i like it...i always go afc game myself and after being distant at first...actually i mean it as well, it turns me on more pretending like she is the one...but then naturally i lose interest and switch back...but if you are not scared of acting AFC and pursuing your basic feelings shamelessly, then you demonstrate true confidence...anyone who knows game can act aloof and distant or ****y funny....the difference between a true afc and a confident guy who exhibits behavior that could be perceived as afc is the confident guy is still not worried abut losing the girl and is not needy....he just does what he wants with no regards to possible percussion..
 
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BeDJ

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I met this HB7 a week ago and I texted her 5 minutes after the approach so she has my number just in case she forgot about me. I want to prevent the awkward, "Who's BDJ" response for my opening text.

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WTF, that's intense haha
Something you'd try?
Yeah I always say you can't say you don't like something until you've tried it haha
I have a feeling we're going to have some fun
Lol, is that a good thing?
(AFC game on)

I called her immediately and we talk to 20 minutes. About where we grew up, what she does, etc. WOW, she is so awesome. It seems like she has all the qualities I'm looking for in a in a woman AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN MET YET. I schedule a date for today. Her text Wednesday:

Hey! Could you possibly change to Saturday night? I totally forgot my old room mate is moving out that night (yay lol) and I said I would help her
Are you going to look smokin' HOT?
Duhhhhhh always haha
Send over a pic
SexyPic.jpeg

...Today
So I have a slight dilemma. My friend and her husband randomly decide to come down tomorrow and want to hang out tomorrow evening. I haven't seen them in a while so I should hang out. If you can meet up with us later and we can do something on Sunday or whatever works.
Sorry! It was completely last minute

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You're ridiculous lol

Before I would have nexted her for flaking out twice. I have learned the past few days that sometimes women are truly interested in you, but random things simply happen. My AFC and Indifference side are clashing right now, so I am unsure how to proceed. If we do meet, it will be magical!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUypt2nvorM


Edit:

I can already see the improvements in my AFC Game.

Haha I think it's great to hang out with people you normally don't get a chance to. We can always do it another time. Sunday night is a possibility

Ok cool, I'll for sure be free :)
Thanks for understanding!


Not only did I excuse her for flaking again, I showed her that I am ALWAYS available to hang out with her. I didn't think I was able to pick up AFC game so fast!
 
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This is hilarious. You are so tender and understanding.

I definitely need to insert some AFC into my game.

That was ballsy asking her for a pic lol yolo
 

Never try to read a woman's mind. It is a scary place. Ignore her confusing signals and mixed messages. Assume she is interested in you and act accordingly.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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Don't care dude. Take that $hit somewhere else.
 
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Same chick:

Whatcha doing tonight?
Hanging out with former sorority sisters, you? (Lying)
Wow sorority sister? Lol. Hanging out at home
Thought you were helping your room mate move
Helped her moved, need a night to myself
New room mate isn't coming until Sunday

Wanna hang out tonight?
We can hang out but somehwere discrete lol
Where are you?

xxxxxx
You can't come here?
Nope
Sorry I can't come there.
Okay
Well lets try Sunday then?
Sucks to be you!!!! Lol
I'm sorry we couldn't meet tonight.


This chick is obviously riding that cawk carousel...I tried to get a lay, but that was Jerk thinking. If I were to drive over to her place, DUI on the line, maybe I could have a shot of sexing her. I chose not to, I guess the AFC in me was not strong enough, I could have been a guaranteed kiss on the cheek.

Peaks&Valleys said:
Don't care dude. Take that $hit somewhere else.
You are not helping on my quest to AFC mastery.
 

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You want to learn how to be AFC, I'll help you out when I tell you about my adventures with my high school girlfriend.
 
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I scheduled a date for today with this chick. She texts me at 2 AM this morning.

Hey you awake?
Lucky you
Lol
Any chance you'd wanna hang out before our pre-lim tomorrow?

Entice me
Home alone....just chillin
Have a great pair of shorts on

Address?
xxxxx

I already had confirmation on the date, but my desperation wanted to respond to her 2AM text. She invites me into the apartment, just her and her cat. She seemed to be more AFC than I was. 30 minutes in, we were drinking tequilla and dancing salsa. I went in for the kiss, she turned her head.

That made my hamster spin in all sorts of circles! Why would she...This doesn't make any sen-WTF is going on here?

The frustrated chump in me took over. It's almost like I'm automatically running AFC game on these b!tches. I start asking her about her past relationship. You begin to learn what she is like in order to seduce her in the way that her ex boyfriend does. This is a more advanced AFC tactic, but I thought I would give it a try. I then tell her about mine with a little exaggeration, like true AFC artists advise. Her pupils were dilated so I went in for the Hand Holding Close.

We start playing with our hands like kindergarteners until I awkwardly position myself sitting next to her. I make an excuse to put my arm around her shoulder like a beta faggot and she cuddled in. Frustrated with the slow progress and thinking of ways to escalate, I start licking her salty neck like a creeper. I then tongue-fvck her ear.

She took me by the hand and led me to her bedroom. We strip down and I grabbed for the condom in my wallet.

NO GOD PLEASE NO!

Where the FVCK was my wallet?!?!?! I turn on the lights to search for it in my boxer briefs like a retard.

I look in the kitchen
I look on the sofa
I look in the bathroom
I look in the pantry.

Sitting down next to her on the bed, I break the news to her, like a fag coming out of the closet. I can't find my wallet. She tells me 'I think you should leave.' I put on my shirt when suddenly: The AFC gods must have been looking over my frustration and magically placed my wallet in the most obvious place possible. Right. Next. To. My. Jeans. Being the chump that I was and desperate for sex, I went in to re-escalate. Sextacular.

After, she asks me - Hey, are we still hanging out tomorrow?



:crackup::crackup::crackup:
:crackup::crackup::crackup:
:crackup::crackup::crackup:
 

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congrats on the AFC-game lay!!

contrary to what many people think, AFC game does indeed work wonders, the only trick is to expect it NOT to work, i.e. NOT GIVING A **** (whereas a true AFC thinks that by giving a girl flowers, affection, etc.. that they will eventually wind up in their pants)
 

You essentially upped your VALUE in her eyes by showing her that, if she wants you, she has to at times do things that you like to do. You are SOMETHING after all. You are NOT FREE. If she wants to hang with you, it's going to cost her something — time, effort, money.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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AFC game is KEY! She starts calling and texting me the day after our meetup, but I have very little interest in hanging out with her again. I have a little whiskey and decided to call her, telling her things happened so fast. I didn't expect us to go any further and wanted to get to know her so we set the date for today. She rampages my phone saying that she was free, but I don't feel like jizzing anymore (not just with her.) Even then, I mistakenly set the date for 7PM. WTF are we to do for a few horses before fvcking anyways?

I told her that I made other plans and she said maybe some other time. To which I replied 'Sounds great! =)' I subtly injected AFC game while letting her know I really looking forward to seeing her again, AKA having sex when I have no other options.

Edit:


Okay I seriously fvcked up.

Sorry I wake up super early and had been working long days this week so I expire after a certain hour haha
Haha it's fine, I have other options
(No response from her after 2 minutes)

I don't know why that was my reflex response. I don't think I've developed that AFC yet...
 
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I'm beginning to lose faith in AFC game.

So how were your other options last night?

Interesting, how's your day going?
Loooonnnng lol
Would you want to hang out tonight? I'm still awake right now haha

I guess AFC game did not work because I told her previously that 'we were moving too fast and wanted to get to know you more.' She used that sh!t against me and stopped me from taking off her panties, even though we fvcked before. It might be a sh!t test or some LMR. Who the fvck knows. I just got off her and told her:

It's fine, I understand

What do you mean?
I have other options

She proceeded to qualify herself by going down on me. I am beginning to lose faith in AFC game. Seriously. FVCK! She invited me to hang out with her friends tomorrow. They are all fvcking hot HB 7, 8, and 9. I want to hit on all her friends and create a mindfvck of competition anxiety/distrust between them. Striving to be an AFC, I will attempt to focus on this chick whom I have banged twice the entire night.
 

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If you do the flirting and innuendo right with all of them all night - they will wonder if they are just imagining it. They will all believe you are just THAT charming!

Doubt it AFC enough for you though buddy.
 
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Purefilth said:
If you do the flirting and innuendo right with all of them all night - they will wonder if they are just imagining it. They will all believe you are just THAT charming!

Doubt it AFC enough for you though buddy.
Whatever,man. You obviously don't know sh!t about AFC game. If I focus my attention on this chick, all her friends will be begging me for attention. Brush up on your AFC skillz son.
 

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BeginningDJ said:
Whatever,man. You obviously don't know sh!t about AFC game. If I focus my attention on this chick, all her friends will be begging me for attention. Brush up on your AFC skillz son.
I gotta say I am hellla rusty at playing AngryFagChild. I will be studying your "moves" intensely.


I must say though, one thing I do know is you should DEFINITELY have told her you love her by now. Preferably that should've happened BEFORE she let you put your thingy in her golden glory hole.

IDK whats happening in this world if even the AFC can get pvssy before the L bomb gets dropped. :eek:
 
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I am happy to announce my AFC Journey is now COMPLETE.

This chick cam over at 3Am after a girls night out. We talked and she said she wanted to be exclusive after 2 weeks of knowing each other. I told her to wait and the statement I made of taking things slow bit me in the ass.

If we were exclusive, I can give you all the sex you want, but not tonight.

I'd like to get to know you better beforehand, why not knock my socks off, give me a b|owjob.

It was amazing, I now have a girlfriend. For her to ask for exclusivity after 2 weeks of knowing me must mean that I was a true Don Juan or she is a complete PSYCHO. Her AFC game is much more advanced than mine, so the next morning, I made sure to take my AFC game to the next level.

I took her out for breakfast, and while our food was being made I told her I had to go pick something up and for her to wait for me. I got out, ran half a mile to buy a single rose, then ran back and gave it to her

This thread ends, I have achieved AFC mastery.
 

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We'll definitely I will try this hilarious **** haha...
 
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