this is a detailed account i typed from my personal diary i kept of my seduction of a babe in Tai Yuan, China (Yeah, the,
title says Beijing, so sue me!) (c:
I went to china for business last month
I was staying at the Shanxi Grand Hotel, walking into their restaurant, when I
saw this beautiful blonde sitting at a table, talking to an older man and older
woman. (l later found out it was 2 associates of hers) I walked up to the blonde
and said, "Excuse me, but I have to ask you something." She looked at me, waited
a few moments, then said, "Yes?" I smiled and said, "You look absolutely...
stunning. And I wanted to compliment you on the impeccable dress suit you're
wearing. It's always a pleasure to see a beautiful woman who knows how to look
both sexy and strong in the same outfit."
She let out a small laugh, looked at the older couple she was with, then looked
back at me and said, "I believe I'm about to blush. Thank you, that's most kind
of you to say." I about came in my pants, because she had a British accent!!!
But, I remained focused, and said, "By the way, my name is ()" She told me
her name was Deena. Then I said, "Well, I'll be going now. It was a pleasure to
meet you." Then I walked away, and found myself a table.
About 15 minutes later, she approached my table and said, "You've piqued my
curiosity, so now I have a question for you." I smiled and said, "Really?
Well, now you've piqued my curiosity as to what your question is."
She remained standing as she asked, "Rarely do I have the luxury of coming to
China and talking with a fellow English speaker. So I was wondering, what line
of work are you in, and what brings you to China?"
I laughed and said, "Actually, that's two questions, so you owe me one." .
She laughed and said, "Fair enough."
Then I answered her question with, "I'm a Linguistics Student, in the area of
mental processes in the unconscious mind. How fascinated would you be to learn
something absolutely amazing about how things work inside of your mind?"
She looked at me with mock suspicion, and said, "You're a mind reader?"
I laughed and said, "No, I'm a mind MASSAGER. I can massage the deepest
areas of your mind, only as deep as you'll allow me to get, and you'll discover
such wonderful things about how you process things, that you'll want to
experience this (point to self) adventure over and over again."
She sat down and said, "Either that was a smashing sales pitch, or you have a
talent for saying the right things to the right people. Okay, I'll take a
nibble, massage my mind."
I did a "Take Away" and said, "Well, I have a previous engagement in about
twenty minutes, so right now is a bad time. However, if you're staying here at
the Shanxi, give me your room number, and I'll call your room when I return. In
the meantime, stay in your seat, and as I eat, you can tell me what brings you
to Tai Yuan." (6)
She said, "Oh, you wouldn't want to hear such a boring tale." I said, "Oh,
okay." (7)
Deena laughed and said, "By the way, so there's no misunderstanding, I have a
boyfriend."
I smiled and said, "Then you'll be relieved to know that I have a girlfriend."
(8)
She said, "You do? Oh, what a relief, I was starting to think you were picking
me up."
I smiled and changed the subject with, "So, what line of work are you in?" It
turns out she's in Telecommunications, her title is Systems Manager" and she is
in town because she needs to show some Chinese clients how they can use her
company's new tracking software. I didn't even pretend to be impressed, because
I truly was not. After all, lying is for supplicators and people who don't have
goggle! So I said to her something that WAS true. I said, "I have an intuition
about you."
She tilted her head slightly and said, "Oh?"
I said, "Because of your beauty, you've had to prove yourself more than others
have, maybe even more than your best friend has. Because society has stereotyped
you beautiful women, by saying you get special treatment and advantages; you
have everything handed to you, which of course is not the case. So I suppose
you've overcome quite the obstacle, right?" (9)
She said, "That is very true. And because of the way people wrongly categorized
me, it forced me to be highly competitive, and prove to them that I was more
than boobs and legs."
I smiled and said, "So let me ask you a question, because you seem very
satisfied with what you do now. If I were to ask you what it is about being a
Systems Manager that you find most pleasing, what might your response be?" (10)
She thought about it a moment, then replied, "The fact that I'm respected for my
efforts and abilities, not my cup size. I work with an all male division, who
used to treat me like a lunch special, but now they respect me, they ask my
opinion on things, I 'm on their level, I'm one of them."
I said, "Isn't it great, when you can have that kind of respect, and know that
it's all due to your efforts and abilities. And the highest level of that
respect, is the level where they ask your opinion." Then I tapped her left wrist
as I said, "That feels incredibly rewarding, right?" (11)
She nodded her head and said, "Absolutely."
By now, it was time for me to exercise my congruency, and get to that "meeting"
I told her I had. I said, "Well, I should head in to that meeting."
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She said, "Yeah, I have things I need to do as well." Then as we stood up, I
said, "It's too bad we'll never get the chance to talk further, without all
these interruptions." (13)
She said, "Perhaps we'll bump into one another this week."
I said, "True, I don't leave until Tuesday evening, so we have time." (This was
Sunday, so Tuesday gave her just 2 days) (14)
She said, "Oh, you leave so soon?"
I said, "Yeah, but we might get lucky and meet before then."
She said, "Well, how about we meet for breakfast in the morning?"
I said, "Hmm, possibly, if the morning meeting doesn't start until afterwards."
She gave me her room number and said, "If I don't hear from you by seven o'
clock, I'll assume you were unable to make it."
Then we parted company.
I purposely ordered breakfast through room service the next morning, because if
Deena and I met that morning, I would have not had the time I wanted to fill her
in every possible way with the pleasure she was going to enjoy. I called her
room around 4 that afternoon, then again at 5, but there was no answer either
times. Then I called just before 6, and Deena answered. (15)
I said, "This is (), how about we finish our conversation over dinner."
She replied, "Oh, Hi! Can you hold on one moment? I just step from the shower
and I have only a towel protecting my dignity."
(I nearly burst through my zipper with THAT visual image in my head) We agreed
on meeting in an hour down in the restaurant, then hung up.
When I arrived in the restaurant, she was at a table already, doing some work on
her laptop. She had on a very nice cream colored blouse, and an almost hip
hugging dark blue skirt that missed her knees by a good zip code or two. As
Cartman would say, "Sweeeeet!"
As I sat down next to Deena, I said to her, "You need to join me the next time I
go shopping, because you have a great eye for fashion. For example, nice shoes,
where did you get them?"
She said she didn't recall.
So I said, "I guess this (point to self) mystery remains unsolved."
She smiled, then she said she'd be off the computer in just a few minutes.
I placed my order, then I sat there, saying nothing, not a single ****ing word.
She looked up from her computer and said, "Go ahead and talk, I can hear you." I
do NOT reward it when a woman knows we are to meet, and brings work with her,
thus compromising the quality of the moment together. So I did what I call
"Jabba Gabba" Basically, it's nonsense, like "Abba say who what beetle dog?" And
it always has the intended affect. In this case, she gave me her full attention
title says Beijing, so sue me!) (c:
I went to china for business last month
I was staying at the Shanxi Grand Hotel, walking into their restaurant, when I
saw this beautiful blonde sitting at a table, talking to an older man and older
woman. (l later found out it was 2 associates of hers) I walked up to the blonde
and said, "Excuse me, but I have to ask you something." She looked at me, waited
a few moments, then said, "Yes?" I smiled and said, "You look absolutely...
stunning. And I wanted to compliment you on the impeccable dress suit you're
wearing. It's always a pleasure to see a beautiful woman who knows how to look
both sexy and strong in the same outfit."
She let out a small laugh, looked at the older couple she was with, then looked
back at me and said, "I believe I'm about to blush. Thank you, that's most kind
of you to say." I about came in my pants, because she had a British accent!!!
But, I remained focused, and said, "By the way, my name is ()" She told me
her name was Deena. Then I said, "Well, I'll be going now. It was a pleasure to
meet you." Then I walked away, and found myself a table.
About 15 minutes later, she approached my table and said, "You've piqued my
curiosity, so now I have a question for you." I smiled and said, "Really?
Well, now you've piqued my curiosity as to what your question is."
She remained standing as she asked, "Rarely do I have the luxury of coming to
China and talking with a fellow English speaker. So I was wondering, what line
of work are you in, and what brings you to China?"
I laughed and said, "Actually, that's two questions, so you owe me one." .
She laughed and said, "Fair enough."
Then I answered her question with, "I'm a Linguistics Student, in the area of
mental processes in the unconscious mind. How fascinated would you be to learn
something absolutely amazing about how things work inside of your mind?"
She looked at me with mock suspicion, and said, "You're a mind reader?"
I laughed and said, "No, I'm a mind MASSAGER. I can massage the deepest
areas of your mind, only as deep as you'll allow me to get, and you'll discover
such wonderful things about how you process things, that you'll want to
experience this (point to self) adventure over and over again."
She sat down and said, "Either that was a smashing sales pitch, or you have a
talent for saying the right things to the right people. Okay, I'll take a
nibble, massage my mind."
I did a "Take Away" and said, "Well, I have a previous engagement in about
twenty minutes, so right now is a bad time. However, if you're staying here at
the Shanxi, give me your room number, and I'll call your room when I return. In
the meantime, stay in your seat, and as I eat, you can tell me what brings you
to Tai Yuan." (6)
She said, "Oh, you wouldn't want to hear such a boring tale." I said, "Oh,
okay." (7)
Deena laughed and said, "By the way, so there's no misunderstanding, I have a
boyfriend."
I smiled and said, "Then you'll be relieved to know that I have a girlfriend."
(8)
She said, "You do? Oh, what a relief, I was starting to think you were picking
me up."
I smiled and changed the subject with, "So, what line of work are you in?" It
turns out she's in Telecommunications, her title is Systems Manager" and she is
in town because she needs to show some Chinese clients how they can use her
company's new tracking software. I didn't even pretend to be impressed, because
I truly was not. After all, lying is for supplicators and people who don't have
goggle! So I said to her something that WAS true. I said, "I have an intuition
about you."
She tilted her head slightly and said, "Oh?"
I said, "Because of your beauty, you've had to prove yourself more than others
have, maybe even more than your best friend has. Because society has stereotyped
you beautiful women, by saying you get special treatment and advantages; you
have everything handed to you, which of course is not the case. So I suppose
you've overcome quite the obstacle, right?" (9)
She said, "That is very true. And because of the way people wrongly categorized
me, it forced me to be highly competitive, and prove to them that I was more
than boobs and legs."
I smiled and said, "So let me ask you a question, because you seem very
satisfied with what you do now. If I were to ask you what it is about being a
Systems Manager that you find most pleasing, what might your response be?" (10)
She thought about it a moment, then replied, "The fact that I'm respected for my
efforts and abilities, not my cup size. I work with an all male division, who
used to treat me like a lunch special, but now they respect me, they ask my
opinion on things, I 'm on their level, I'm one of them."
I said, "Isn't it great, when you can have that kind of respect, and know that
it's all due to your efforts and abilities. And the highest level of that
respect, is the level where they ask your opinion." Then I tapped her left wrist
as I said, "That feels incredibly rewarding, right?" (11)
She nodded her head and said, "Absolutely."
By now, it was time for me to exercise my congruency, and get to that "meeting"
I told her I had. I said, "Well, I should head in to that meeting."
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She said, "Yeah, I have things I need to do as well." Then as we stood up, I
said, "It's too bad we'll never get the chance to talk further, without all
these interruptions." (13)
She said, "Perhaps we'll bump into one another this week."
I said, "True, I don't leave until Tuesday evening, so we have time." (This was
Sunday, so Tuesday gave her just 2 days) (14)
She said, "Oh, you leave so soon?"
I said, "Yeah, but we might get lucky and meet before then."
She said, "Well, how about we meet for breakfast in the morning?"
I said, "Hmm, possibly, if the morning meeting doesn't start until afterwards."
She gave me her room number and said, "If I don't hear from you by seven o'
clock, I'll assume you were unable to make it."
Then we parted company.
I purposely ordered breakfast through room service the next morning, because if
Deena and I met that morning, I would have not had the time I wanted to fill her
in every possible way with the pleasure she was going to enjoy. I called her
room around 4 that afternoon, then again at 5, but there was no answer either
times. Then I called just before 6, and Deena answered. (15)
I said, "This is (), how about we finish our conversation over dinner."
She replied, "Oh, Hi! Can you hold on one moment? I just step from the shower
and I have only a towel protecting my dignity."
(I nearly burst through my zipper with THAT visual image in my head) We agreed
on meeting in an hour down in the restaurant, then hung up.
When I arrived in the restaurant, she was at a table already, doing some work on
her laptop. She had on a very nice cream colored blouse, and an almost hip
hugging dark blue skirt that missed her knees by a good zip code or two. As
Cartman would say, "Sweeeeet!"
As I sat down next to Deena, I said to her, "You need to join me the next time I
go shopping, because you have a great eye for fashion. For example, nice shoes,
where did you get them?"
She said she didn't recall.
So I said, "I guess this (point to self) mystery remains unsolved."
She smiled, then she said she'd be off the computer in just a few minutes.
I placed my order, then I sat there, saying nothing, not a single ****ing word.
She looked up from her computer and said, "Go ahead and talk, I can hear you." I
do NOT reward it when a woman knows we are to meet, and brings work with her,
thus compromising the quality of the moment together. So I did what I call
"Jabba Gabba" Basically, it's nonsense, like "Abba say who what beetle dog?" And
it always has the intended affect. In this case, she gave me her full attention
