TorturedSoul
Senior Don Juan
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man I wore my muscle shirt today wich is all tight and them hoochis keep calling me fat.
I was talking to some dumb blond and she said "you remind me of my fat jewish cousin" bi-tch I said **** you you remind me of a 2 cent ***** and walked away.
then a few guys called me a fat a$$ I gave them the "ill kick you a$$ look if you say one word" about 3 minits latter he came back and apoligized.
the some little **** next door called me fat but hes fat too so I grabed my d1ck and said yeah this is fat he just said well yeah uhhh you suck
then it was almost night and I was wearing sunglasses and some a$$ said why you wearing sunglasses? I said "cause I want to why you wearing a hat its not raining what a stupid question" he looked pissed but fvck him he knows better ill make him cry.
its like "hey lets fvck with joey day"
met two girls brought them to my house and I couldint think of anything to talk about I hardley ever can damn what do I have to do all the talking?
so one of the girls I put my arm around and when she left I got a hug (didint go for a kiss never do..) I let go first and it was quick too (didint really want it to seem aquared but she seemed to like the hug idea) so next time I hug a girl its going to be longer
and I ant that damn fat im 290 pounds that ant badcause I dont look fat so it must mostley be muscle
man I wore my muscle shirt today wich is all tight and them hoochis keep calling me fat.
I was talking to some dumb blond and she said "you remind me of my fat jewish cousin" bi-tch I said **** you you remind me of a 2 cent ***** and walked away.
then a few guys called me a fat a$$ I gave them the "ill kick you a$$ look if you say one word" about 3 minits latter he came back and apoligized.
the some little **** next door called me fat but hes fat too so I grabed my d1ck and said yeah this is fat he just said well yeah uhhh you suck
then it was almost night and I was wearing sunglasses and some a$$ said why you wearing sunglasses? I said "cause I want to why you wearing a hat its not raining what a stupid question" he looked pissed but fvck him he knows better ill make him cry.
its like "hey lets fvck with joey day"
met two girls brought them to my house and I couldint think of anything to talk about I hardley ever can damn what do I have to do all the talking?
so one of the girls I put my arm around and when she left I got a hug (didint go for a kiss never do..) I let go first and it was quick too (didint really want it to seem aquared but she seemed to like the hug idea) so next time I hug a girl its going to be longer
and I ant that damn fat im 290 pounds that ant badcause I dont look fat so it must mostley be muscle
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