Bad Ass Gets Em All

[PANK]

Hello all fellow men who love and respect women out there here is another poem to send your girls

Dear beatifull you are a ship of love sailing in my river of want
you are my seeds from a pod of unkindlind love witchj i will grow with every look at you
i am like a fire burning in a candle of delights
will you become my pear from a mysterious spitual emotion called love
yes by dearest i love you i love you with all my mind
a minitue away from you is an existance i am not willing to have
your soal is now free to become into me
please please forgive me for ever looking at another fair maiden
i want to say that when i held your hand it was bliss to me
and when i love yhour personality but not for your body i love you
please take my hand and swim down the river of eternal affection, love, romance, and no sex

what do you think will this get you a woman or what there is plenty more where that came from

 

[PANK]

Ive just realised a terrable thing i wrote want
it should be river of respecfull request

come on guys some feedback.

 

[Evil-Rom]

Die please.

 

[PANK]

You are a very impolite man. Evil rom are you always such a mean old rotter, you upety young scamp.

 

[Knicknack]

this has afc written all over it

 

[OpenMind]

PANK, I THINK YOU TAKE IT IN YOUR RECTUM ON A DAILY BASIS.

 

[PANK]

my mind cannot see a reasnable argument for these dreadfully impolite messages and to suggest i am in some way atracted to same sex relationships is simply rediculous and to suggest i have been sodamised by ANYONE never mind a fellow brother is almost making me a little annoyed.

 

[Player_Supreme]

there is a word, it is called a SYMP. It means sympathizer to women. On this site it's called an AFC I think.

Symps worship women instead of the other way around. They get played by women on a daily basis, cause they are addicted to pu**ssy or the affection of a woman.

I think this site is about "reversing" the game. You might consider changing your approach to the game by being alpha male like instead of sympish.

I mean no dissrespect but your poetry made me want to vomit
Read my posted email contacts under Talking Dirty and you will see how I handle women and most of the other real men on this site bruh.

peace

 

[am4591]

C'mon, guys, Pank's just pullin' our legs. It is just a joke, right? The asskissing poem, the way he talks in his posts....

 

[PANK]

No am its not a joke i take my poetry VERY SERIOUSLY like the respect and true love i have for women

 

[am4591]

Quoting Pank:

what do you think will this get you a woman or what there is plenty more where that came from

No, I don't think this will get me a woman. Or what. How many women do you actually get with this stuff? Do you ever get laid? Oh yeah, I forgot--no sex.

I swear, I thought--I still think--you're probably putting us on. I laughed my ass off when I read the poem. No offense, you can write poetry better than I could if I bothered to try, but I doubt many women would take you seriously if you started quoting things like this to them.

 

[PANK]

My poetry did once get me the offer of an unsavery relationship with a very atractive girl but fortunately i managed to resist persuing the relationship and of course no sex god forbid i should even contemplate such a devious act of both sinn and missuse of LOVE RESPECT AND OVERALL SPIRITUAL TOGETHERMENT

 

[es_mer8]

Originally posted by OpenMind
PANK, I THINK YOU TAKE IT IN YOUR RECTUM ON A DAILY BASIS.

LOL...its even funnier when someone who posted this is called "Open Mind"

 

[am4591]

Yet another quote by Pank:

My poetry did once get me the offer of an unsavery relationship with a very atractive girl but fortunately i managed to resist persuing the relationship and of course no sex god forbid i should even contemplate such a devious act of both sinn and missuse of LOVE RESPECT AND OVERALL SPIRITUAL TOGETHERMENT

This is fukkin' hilarious. Maybe you should have recited to her the poem that begins:
There was a young lady named Alice
Who used a dynamite stick for a phallus...etc.

So. Pank. Gettin' any?

 

[Knicknack]

this is turning into a classic thread... i'm rolling on the floor laughing..

 

[PANK]

I fail to see how one mans honerable quest to seek true spiritual fulfillment and declare himself a free spirit whisteling in the winds of evermore sexual endeverments to a future relationship full of kindled expectations of undying love of two humans cuddling in front of the warm fire of love and passion FUNNY.

 

[PEACEDJ]

That poem ain't badass.... remove it man, don't get anymore negative feedbacks.

 

[am4591]

Pank,

Aye, and you're a right honest bloke, then. I need you to do me a favor. There's this girl I know who's not into oral, y'know? Can you compose me a sonnet which, when I recite it to her, will induce her to suck my dikk?

Thanks in advance.

 

[OpenMind]

LOL am... That was funny sh*t!