Awesome Night!!! Field Report!!!!!!!

[pimpdog420]

OH WOW!!!!!!!!!! I AM PUMPED!!!!

I have been coming to this site for a few weeks now, i am 19 years old, i have never had any relationships, never kissed a girl, never even hugged a girl, i knew this had to change!!! So my friend turned 19 today and me and a few others decided to take him to a strip bar in canada!! So we get there and get a table right at the stage, well the dancer comes out and the first thing she does is smile at me!!! All the guys there and she smiled at me first!!!! So I tip her 20 dollars just to let her know i mean business, well i could tell she was happy!!! after her set she came down to mingle with the crowd, i looked away when she came down just to show her that i was not gonna act like an AFC and drool all over her, well I had a waitress tell her that there was a drink waiting for her at our table!!! That was a slick move, i am surprised no one on this board ever came up with that idea. She comes over to our table and i make a little chit chat, never really smiling, just acting calm and cool like james bond does, well come to find out she was a lesbian, so I cut my losses with that one. So we are sitting there and another girl comes by, this girl was definitely a hb10!!!! She was smoking hot and right when she came up to our table she was smiling(definitely a good sign) Well she asked if i wanted a dance, i wasnt gonna act like an AFC and say yes right away, I told her it was gonna cost her a few minutes of conversation(damm i'm good) so after a few minutes she asked me again, so I said "i guess i will let you dance for me" oh wow, i could tell she was not used to being blown off like that, the look of disgust on her face was great, i was playing hard to get so bad and I know she was digging it. Well after about 5 dances we both loosened up a little and started talking and she suggested we go to the champaign room. So i knew this was gonna be my chance to make a move, oh during the lap dances i was applying kino and she was also, she kept rubbing my hands and my thighs, but the stupid bouncer kept coming over and ccock blocking me!!!!! Well when we got into the champaign room, she actually started massaging my package for a few min, but I did not want her to think she had the upper hand, so i pulled her hand away and told her it was a little to early for that wiith a big ****y smirk on my face. Well I finally got around to asking her if she had a BF, and she said she did but she was not happy and wishes she had SOMEONE LIKE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!
I guarantee tonite when she is having sex with her AFC boyfriend she will be thinking of me!!!! Well about an hour later we left the champaign room and i decided to try to number close, but she said her phone was just shut off, but she asked me for my number which i gladly gave her, then i decided to be bold and ask her out to hang out sometime, i cooly and casually said "so why don't we get together sometime this week" and she said "yeah that sounds good, i work on friday night, why don't you come here and see me again"!!!!!! SCORE!!!!!! but i don't know if i want to go on a friday, i want her to think i have other plans on the weekend, so i will probably call up the club friday night and ask to talk with her, and then tell her something came up and i am not gonna be able to make it. Sure the night was expensive 800 dollars canadian money, which is about 500 american!! But I now have a girl in the bag!!!! I know she was into me, because when we were leaving i looked back and she was talking to some of the other dancers giggling like a bunch of high school girls,and then a few of them smiled and waved at me. It was a great night!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[jakethasnake]

Go read the Bible. Fvcking Newb.


This definately ranks up there amongst the lamest posts ever. Sorry to burst your bubble, Casanova. You ain't gonna go on a date with that stripper gal, I'm 99.999999% sure of it.

 

[jakethasnake]

Ok, my first post was a bit too harsh, but I was way to disgusted with your behavior to be rational and detached. I still am, to a degree. That is some world class lame stuff you pulled.


*Phew* OK, Let me break it down a little:


- You were bolder than your usual self because of the testosterone+adrenaline. A strip club is designed to do that to you. A dude like you will start thinking with his dyck in there, not his head. That's why you threw away your 20 bucks, and randomly became bolder than you usual self. Your desperation pushed your body into action.

I'll bet that you wouldn't be able to be as bold as you were if you were in an everyday, non-sexually charged environment like a supermarkey or a park. Am I wrong? I know I'm not.


As for the rest of your shenannigans, I have no patience to delve into it. All I can say is (again) go study the bible and the collection of 'Best Of' articles on the cover page of this site. Then you'll realize what you've done wrong.


It was overall a pretty bad start, Mr. wannabe-DJ, but at least you've made SOME kind of first move out of AFC-dom. You're getting there, albeit at a snail's pace. Keep going.

 

[icallug]

^
amen to that

if you were here when i was reading that, i would have punched you....repeatedly

 

[CGE333]

This was a joke right? Because it is funnier than most sitcoms.

 

[Derek Flint]

LOL! This guy's joking. Obviously.

 

[rgeere]

Please no one do anything Pinpdog420 above suggest; you'll die a lonely desperate death I guarantee it.

Other than that it makes for a good laugh.....

 

[syemour]

if you call that a good weekend you should have seen what i did. anyways, you blew 20 bucks. I dont even know how to go about saying this. Basically the only money i would ever spend at a strip club is the entrace fee, and thats if i even ever go. You were trying too hard, and besides its her job to act nice towards you. She got 500 dollars from you. Thats sad. and you better not go back on friday, she is just gonna see you as a sucker.

 

[white_hype]

AWESOME JOB BRO!@!!!

i wish i would have been their to witness you in action suaving all the strippers, especially when they laughed at you cause they all knew you were money!!!

one tip though- you should have DJ'ed the bouncer a little harder.. you need to befriend the ****blocks, especially guys.

there is a post about omni kino, i suggest you read... next time apply kino to the bouncer and lightly rub his arm when he pulls your hand away
this will get in his subconsious, then let your hand linger and run down his waisteline and down his leg near the crouch area... that area is very senstive and you will subconsiously arose him... BAM CB DESTROYED!!

also when the strippers give you a lap dance, tell them "whoa, i know im hot but you need to slow down missy, just cause i LET YOU give me a lapdance doesnt mean you can rub all over me... THIS MEAT AINT FO FREE!"

nice report though! soon all the strippers in the world will be taken by YOU!

 

[honeyshark]

joke...for those who don't know

 

[jakethasnake]

Originally posted by honeyshark
joke...for those who don't know

Thank GOD. I was afraid for a moment that this guy was for real. I'm not even pissed that i've 'been had' (if indeed I was). God forbid a guy like that even exists!

 

[Austin Allegro]

Awesome post, dude!

And like, the other night, me and my hombies were like, cruising downtown in my Camaro, and like this COOL girl was hanging around on the corner of 12th and Abbatoir, she had like a short skirt and like a leopardskin top, and like she strolled over and was all over me!

So I lay a pattern on her, start anchoring etc, and she is like giving me this like look that like says 'I want you right now', so we end up like doing it out back of Walmart, right away! It was totally cool, she said she 'charged' fifty bucks but I knew she was joking, but I paid her anyway cos she had some AFC guy hanging around she called 'her pimp'.

We're meeting up again next week and get this she doesn't even want to go on a date, she just wants to get right down to the action! (she sez she need another fifty bucks for her mom who's sick, but hey, it's worth it!).

 

[DonJohn83]

Originally posted by Austin Allegro
Awesome post, dude!

And like, the other night, me and my hombies were like, cruising downtown in my Camaro, and like this COOL girl was hanging around on the corner of 12th and Abbatoir, she had like a short skirt and like a leopardskin top, and like she strolled over and was all over me!

So I lay a pattern on her, start anchoring etc, and she is like giving me this like look that like says 'I want you right now', so we end up like doing it out back of Walmart, right away! It was totally cool, she said she 'charged' fifty bucks but I knew she was joking, but I paid her anyway cos she had some AFC guy hanging around she called 'her pimp'.

We're meeting up again next week and get this she doesn't even want to go on a date, she just wants to get right down to the action! (she sez she need another fifty bucks for her mom who's sick, but hey, it's worth it!).

LOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL!!!!!!!

U funny fukka!

 

[Austin Allegro]

Cheers mate, Beavis and Butthead are alive and well on this forum!

 

[echo1212]

Uhhh Jake? The guys making this up.....

 

[Player_Supreme]

Sorry Kid you got played by a pro. That is her job to milk you for all of your money and make you fall in love with her.

These DJ techniques will work on ordinary girls but strippers and ho's are of the same ilk. It's only a little push for a stripper to make full fledge ho's.

Infact this is the best place to recruit a member for a ho team. Why dance for dollars when you could be making 100's.

No she will not be thinking about you. She forgot all about you when you left.

The ho's at the door where laughing at your stupidity...sorry to put it like that.

they probably wished you had of been their MARK...

Stay away from strip clubs kid...your not ready for that kinda game

 

[Player_Supreme]

Ok you might want to take the "pimp" off your screen name. Because you got pimped out by a ho' and that makes you a Trick....

I really don't mean to say this so harshly but I want to wake you up to reality...I've lived that reality and I know the game....

Now find yourself a nice girl and be happy.

stay away from ho's!!!

You will only end up broke and used and angry and bitter....

 

[Golden Arms]

I don't really know what's funnier - the original post or how many people are actually thinking that it wasn't a joke

 

[Player_Supreme]

Originally posted by Golden Arms
I don't really know what's funnier - the original post or how many people are actually thinking that it wasn't a joke

What makes you think it's a joke...I've seen guys that bad on this site...with the majority here being virgins...

unless your the one who created this fake name for this post with it's only 1 post..

I do know who every put this up created a new name to post it....

 

[Golden Arms]

Originally posted by Player_Supreme
What makes you think it's a joke...I've seen guys that bad on this site...with the majority here being virgins...

unless your the one who created this fake name for this post with it's only 1 post..

I do know who every put this up created a new name to post it....

I wasn't the one that did it, but I just don't think anyone could be THAT bad. He had me going until I got to the part where he tips her 20 bucks just to let her know he "means business", and that's when I was like - that dude ain't serious
Of course, it it's not a joke, it's even funnier !!!