Your story is incoherent.
I'm trying to piece it together, but it's not making sense.
First you talk about almost being carjacked.
Then you talk about the carjacker's friend flirting with you.
What?
Were you invited to this wedding or did you crash it?
I thought it was relatively clear that I was not actually being "carjacked." It's just a funny way of saying a super hot blonde girl was acting very crazy trying to get a ride.
The entire weekend was just kind of an extended wacky sh*tshow. Interesting, entertaining, and odd. This was just one odd piece out of many. It didn't make much sense to me either is what I'm saying, so I doubt it will to anyone else.
Anyway, this was from fri n/sat morn. It wasn't a wedding, it was a post (probably) wedding party that was at the bar when I arrived. This place (the bar) is popular for that sort of thing.
There were 2 or 3 hot blondes in the group all of them hot. One of them was trashed (or at least appeared to be). She was leaning against a pole, slow grinding, with a dazed, blissed out expression. She seemed very tipsy and she was either completely out of it and didn't care or realize she was staring at me in an extremely slutty fashion, or she was deliberately and outrageously eye ****ing me into oblivion. She was staring at me the whole time as soon as I entered the bar.
A couple of random, sketch guys were trying to feel her up, but she pushed them off quickly. She didn't get crazy, she just put her arm up as they tried to get closer and pushed them off just enough to let them know she wasn't interested. I wasn't too eager to make a move since she had just told two douches to f*ck off in a short period of time.
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Not much happened until last call. At which point a cute(ish) Latina approached. First she stood next to me doing nothing. A guy randomly pulled her away. Then the Latina grabbed me by the shoulders dancing with me. The guy reapproaches her. Then the Latina starts grinding/lapdancing me but the guy wouldn't let go.
I walk off, she stares and reapproaches. She starts to talk some jibberish, then she starts to feel me up. Running one hand over my chest, my arms, my stomach etc. I start to do the same to her. It's getting weird because the other guy was grabbing her by her free hand trying to pull her off. It was obvious she was cucking him. But he arrived with her, bought her drinks all night etc. so she had some incentive to leave with him as well.
I look behind me and another Latina is watching me with the same blissed out, sugar rush dazed smile as the blonde girl who was eye-f*cking me earlier.
At this point, three homosexuals approach me and start groping me one by one. My gay-dar wasn't working that well, so I didn't quite figure out what was going on until a bit later.
So, I'm trying to see if I can pull the Latina (or if I want to, she's a bit thick through the belly but pretty face), but she's already dancing with yet another guy. It's getting ridiculous. But I'm also trying to stay away from the aggressive homosexuals.
So, I head out, and the Latina is playing these two guys off of each other, and I wasn't having that. She's not pretty enough for that type of attention.
I give the blondies a chance to approach me but they don't so I just head to my car. I just sit there for a while, taking a nap before I drive off. It's after 2 AM. The wedding crew is STILL there, standing there in the middle of the street doing god knows what. I couldn't believe they were so disorganized as to be waiting in the cold out on the street like that. It was like 45 minutes after the bar closed!
I drive past them, and this is when the blonde runs out in the middle of the street, going crazy. There were a few other. hot girl who approached me earlier but it just became a totally ridiculous scene at the end of the night. Some other tall hot chick was gettin' low doing that freaky snake dance they do in the rap videos, before she was pulled off by her girlfriend. They knew what the f*ck they were doing, it's not ike it was an "accident" or anything.
Kind of a tame night compared to the following night.
