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KillingTime

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This is not my fav subject but ive always had a genetic problem: extreme amounts of body hair... all over.
I got to the point where i was trimming everything down to a "number 1" with clippers recently except for my ass, I don't mind my arms or legs being a little stubbly but my ass....I can't settle for stubble there, its gotta be smooth.

Frankly i don't like the idea of being completely hairless but I have no choice, im not exaggerating when i say my hair was extreme.

So finally last night i shaved my ass and the one thing i feared came true.... even though my legs are clipped really short there is a still a HUGE contrast between my legs and my ass, it's like there's hair hair hair and suddenly BOOM NO HAIR, it obviously doesn't look natural.
So this sucks... I guess im going to have to shave my legs all the way down so there will be no weird looking contrast?? I hate the idea but I can't think of anything else to do. I doubt it since its pretty rare but does anyone else have this problem? Oh and i learned the hard way that I will have to buy an epilator, I can barely sit down b/c of the stubble growing in.
 

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dude, are you a fvcking girl?

no guy shaves their legs. who gives a **** about it....no one's gonna pull down your pants and look if you're hairless or not.
 

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Originally posted by ScrewIt
no guy shaves their legs.
Actually, a growing number of guys do - you'd be surprised. I'm not one of them, but I do shave my arms... started back when I wrestled in HS and just haven't stopped doing it. To the original poster: How often do you have people looking at you naked? Do you really think that after you've gotten that far with them that they're going to say "good god, look at that!" and run away? :rolleyes:
 
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Hey at least you can say "Kiss my hairy ass" and really mean it.
 

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about the ass thing

next time get the IN hair shaved, next to ur anus.. its good cuz u get more hygiene doin' this


if ur not gonna get laid in the next 3 weeks or less, wair the ass hair to grow

if u do gonna get laid, hmm, do it with lights turned off or just try not to get all naked, do it in a car or something, bc u have reasons not to get all undressed
 

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1. No im not a girl, nice creative comment though! I measured the hair that came off and it was FOUR inches, you guys think i just have a little hair.... im talkin a full head of hair on my ass... if it weren't that extreme i could care less.

2. Well i don't make a habit of walking around naked but I normally have to take my clothes off to have sex... plus going to the pool/beach etc. or what about reaching for a tall item? I can't b/c my shirt will rise up and all my ass/back hair will poke out. Hell even kino with a girl is risky, I was messing around with a girl and she tried to reach in and pull on my boxers, close call.

3. I don't always plan on getting laid, it can happen when you least expect it ya know? Gotta be smooth all the time. Plus i can't have sex in cars the rest of my life.

4. No i would hope that a chick wouldn't say "good god, look at that' and run away but with that said why is everyone here trying to make themselves look better? Why not just shop at wal-mart, stop combing your hair, let that beer belly go? Looks matter and a girl that grabs an ass full of hair when having sex with you can't possibly think "oh well".... whats next? She will start dating AFCs???
 

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Shaving ass= worst thing ever

1. Hair will come out loking thicker (not the hairs themselves- just more hair.)

2. Ass hair prevents sweat from dripping down into your ass crack.

3. This is highly undesirable because even if your asscrack is "clean", sweat will just get down there and merinade in the asscrack and literally make you stink, even when your supposed to be clean.

4. Some dude in another forum made a huge thread on his experience lol...hilarious, and disgusting.
 

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this has to be the funniest thread ever, i mean LOL

seriously thou if it bothers you so much you can have it removed with laser completly and it will never grow back.
 

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Dont shave it, how did you manage that anyway? Get it professinally waxed, ya it might be embarrising, but who cares? You never going to see the WAXER again, are you?
 

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Originally posted by Don_Joffe
Dont shave it, how did you manage that anyway? Get it professinally waxed, ya it might be embarrising, but who cares? You never going to see the WAXER again, are you?
Waxing isn't a permanent fix. Usually you have to wax at least once every two-three months.

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Oh... and there are products out there (I forgot the names) Which are usually mousses that once applied on the hair, allow a quick 'whipe-away' action. Removing the hair for about the next month or so. Google for some products. :D
 

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just get some gell and style it :p what girl is going to complain if you got a nicely styled 'head' of hair..on your ass, you can have a mullet on your ass, or a mohawk on each ass cheek, its going to look wikid, your going to be the life of the party!:p
 

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Originally posted by Mojo604
4. Some dude in another forum made a huge thread on his experience lol...hilarious, and disgusting.
link plz? i wanna read that :/
 

check_mate_kid_uk

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Originally posted by KillingTime
and a girl that grabs an ass full of hair when having sex with you can't possibly think "oh well".... whats next? start dating AFCs???
:p :p :p :p :p :p
 
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I once shaved my legs when I was going to try out for the swimming team. Just two days after shaving, I was in pain. Couldn't wear even semi-coarse pants, it hurt to sit, and (most painful of all) there were a series of ingrown hairs across the upper portion of my thighs. Sure, I probably did it wrong, and should have kept at it; but I learned to respect the hair. The night I was back to my normal, I couldn't sleep because it felt so bloody good.

But then again, there was mild attention from the women. They wanted to see how well I shaved. A slight thrill. Still, I judged it wasn't worth it. I'm a hairy man; and it will stay that way unless it falls off.
 

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Get lazer and you should have considerably finer hair after a dozen treatments. 6 usually cost about 250ish. You can get this treatment all over your body and it will lessen the hair problem all over.
 
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