Are You Curious!!

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Hey in this thread just list some questions that you dont really understand about woman, from things they do or say, anything.

These dont have to be answered just questions youe curious about.

Im curious about curiosity...
 

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why do you act like a protectve gardian when you have a guy that has fell for you?

whats in your hair , and why are you sweeping it back so much? lol

whats wrong if another chick has your same shirt / hair due/ purse?

why do you like to talk about your self?
 

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Why is it that the ladies think one week of PMS is worse than a morning erection every day of the month?

Why do they think it's cool to "experiment" with other girls, when they are not gay?

If a girl has an increase in testosterone, does it make her more horny for men, or will she start being attracted to women?

Why does every chick in the pub want me to buy them a drink, when I'm famous for saying "Go Home or go to the ATM" ?

Why does a girl have "policies" about not receiving oral sex on a second date?

Do girls have policies about not giving their number out in bars or is that their way of saying "Get Lost"? (That's what I took it to mean, but her body language and her Kino on me threw me off guard.)

And finally, where do babies come from?
 
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why do girls have to have bathroom conferences? what do they do in these secret meetings of theirs?

how do they hide their farts so well?

why is it that so many women havent had orgasms? are they that dumb that they dont even know how to jack off?

why do people find me to be rude, crass and offensive all the time?

I just dont get it. *scratches head*
 

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Originally posted by GigaloDJ
What turns a girl on? (different for different girls)
CHIN!!!
What is their true personality?
Usually not an awful lot.
Why don't they call you more?
Because they know it would make you happy.

Why don't they call you less?
See above.

Where do they hangout?
Any place which facilitates vicious catty gossiping, squandering someone else's money, or getting approached by males.

What do they talk about with their friends?
They gossip about whatever member of their clique is not present and discuss the opposite sex. Discussions of cosmetics, clothing, and popular culture are not uncommon.

Do they hit on other guys when they are your g/f?
Girls are always looking for the next one no matter how much she might claim to 'love' you.

What do they do on the weekend nights? (when they aren't with you)
Hang out with their friends and gossip/ talk about guys.
 

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Tryin to Grow a Chin funny answers!

lmao
 

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If you all have anymore of these it would be cool to see some more, hahah these are awesome!!!!!!!
 

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Is there a way to break that chemical bond to your cell phone?

Why do porn stars get double penetration but when faces with a black gay they reject it saying their scared its to big?

HOw many fake laugh tones do you have?

Why do you act like your not looking at me?

Does Cooties really exist?

IF they really want the opposite of what the say they want in a guy why do they get the opposite and then ***** about how their not what they wanted in a guy , and when the guy that has sopossely what they want attempts to pursue the girl that wants his traits, she says he not her type?

HOw come you can sopossely have fun with a gay guy( shooping w/e), but when suspecting somebody that you think is hot or cute , is gay your kinda grossed out by it?

Why dont you pick a hair style and stick with it?

Why is it that girl with the names like Dymond, Crystal, Angel, April , Fantasia, happy names, why are they the biggest *****es. And girls with names like agitha , fransice , mary, are cute? lol

Why doesent the chick carry around the comdom?

How do you know how to come up to me at the exact moment i say "who gives a **** about WOMAN "

Why dont chicks have the penis and men have the vagina?

How often do you masterbate?

Why are all of your pick up lines questions?

ahh i love thinking
 

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Originally posted by RawkinKaoticStyle
Is there a way to break that chemical bond to your cell phone?
I find walking away and picking up another chick while she's mindlessly blabbering to her fat ugly friend on the phone does the trick.
Why do porn stars get double penetration but when faces with a black gay they reject it saying their scared its to big?
I've never seen a porn star reject a c0ck!
HOw many fake laugh tones do you have?
Millions. Girls don't have a sense of humor so all laughter is simulated or totally misplaced.

Why do you act like your not looking at me?
If she displays a hint of interest in a real-life guy she actually interacts with, her fat warpig friends will brand her a slut.
Does Cooties really exist?
Chlamydia, herpes, and finding yourself giving two shyts about her goddamned cat all qualify.
IF they really want the opposite of what the say they want in a guy why do they get the opposite and then ***** about how their not what they wanted in a guy , and when the guy that has sopossely what they want attempts to pursue the girl that wants his traits, she says he not her type?
Girls are fvcking idiots, man. There is no better way to put it.

HOw come you can sopossely have fun with a gay guy( shooping w/e), but when suspecting somebody that you think is hot or cute , is gay your kinda grossed out by it?
Sour grapes, and, in rare cases, the actual realization that he licks other dudes' a$$holes and gets their shyt all over his wang.

Why dont you pick a hair style and stick with it?
She would never want to acknowledge that the real reason she wasn't getting guys was because she's a fat shallow mindless bimbo, and had nothing to do with her hair.

Why is it that girl with the names like Dymond, Crystal, Angel, April , Fantasia, happy names, why are they the biggest *****es. And girls with names like agitha , fransice , mary, are cute? lol
If a girl is 'happy' ( = gets everything she wants) then she will become a bytch. I need to find me a nice little Hortense.

Why doesent the chick carry around the comdom?
"OMG, Vanity! You are, like, such a SLUT!"

How do you know how to come up to me at the exact moment i say "who gives a **** about WOMAN "
It's a female survival instinct. They must come along and consume your life before you have a chance to get the word out that we don't really need them. If we all knew we didn't need women they would go into money-wasting withdrawal and die.

Why dont chicks have the penis and men have the vagina?
Because then our dominance would be complete.

How often do you masterbate?
Me personally? Wayyyy too much :(

Why are all of your pick up lines questions?
Because they have nothing worthwhile to say.
 

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OMG thats sooo funny, im going to think of more questions later, hahahaha
 
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