Are you BiPolar?? TAKE THIS TEST!!

[Ken785]

http://counsellingresource.com/quizzes/goldberg-bipolar/index.html


according to the test. i scored a 17 which is Major depression/bipolar something...im like wtf????? i couldnt believe it!

i refuse to think im bipolar or anything like that...but if you look at the score board no matter what you score...it says something is wrong with you.

it has stupid questions and tells you to answer them if you have or have ever had these symtoms...

like who hasnt been happy? who hasnt been overconfident or sad??

its a stupid test but now im kinda scared something might be wrong with me too...

 

[Ken785]

wait...

have you guys ever spaced out and think about moments when people disrespected you or something that pissed you off and get really angry and then make like a mean face...i find myself doing that when im in my car alot...i do it unconsciously...i try to be more alert when i have others in the car...wouldnt want them catching me making mean faces thinking "wtf?? whats wrong with you ken?"

am i crazy? or do you guys do similar things too when you daydream?

 

[DJDamage]

This is a kind of test where everyone will be deemed to have Bi-Polar.

You should know if there is seriously something wrong with you or not, you don't need a arbitrary 12 questions test to determined who you are or what you are..

 

[Ken785]

i dont think anythings wrong with me...but have you ever been through moments like i stated above? Like when you're by yourself and just thought of things that pissed you off and react making angry faces and felt like you wanted to punch something?...then wake up into reality again?...

i even did that once when i was in high school to my english teacher...she was staring at me but i was spaced out doing that and when i finally woke up and realized she was staring at me looking scared cuz i was looking all angry...then, another teacher saw me and was like "boy...whats wrong with you?" I just ignored it like it never happened...

or do normal daydreams occur like that...

That BiPolar test reminds me of that Chris Rock joke on that special he had on HBO...i think its called "Never Scared", Where he talks about the Government only wanting you think you have something wrong with you so you can get hooked on their legal drugs and they have commercials with questions that ask...

"Are you tired? Are you lonely?, Do you go to bed at night, and wake up in the morning?" oHHH Sh1t!! I got that!! I need that pill!!! LOL

 

[Last Man Standing]

I'm quad-polar!

There is no such thing as "bi-polar"! The Matrix has you!!!

 

[WaterTiger]

DJDamage is right, nearly every one who takes the test will be scored as bi-polar. Do you think you're bi-polar? Go see a REAL therapyst, don't believe some stupid little 12 question quiz on line. There are HUNDREDS of questions that need to be asked.

 

[iqqi]

wouldnt want them catching me making mean faces thinking "wtf?? whats wrong with you ken?"

HAHAHAHAHA! This is the funniest thing I've read all night! Thanks for that, I really laughed for a whole minute picturing it!

 

[speakeasy]

Horrible test. There is not a person alive that couldn't answer yes to every single question on there.

 

[Ken785]

i know, its retarded right?

"have you ever been happy? Have you ever been sad?" guess what? your Bi-Polar!!

 

[Fred Da Head]

If you had bothered to read the protocol, you might have noticed the part that the test assumes that you are over 18 and, more importantly, that you have been diagnosed at least once with major depression that interfered with your work.

 

[Bonhomme]

Pretty silly scoring. Assumes everyone who is not consistent and "up" all the time has "major/unipolar depression."

Looks like a way to bring in more money for shrinks to me.

 

[joekerr31]

i know, its retarded right?

"have you ever been happy? Have you ever been sad?" guess what? your Bi-Polar!!

do you think its retarded because its retarded or do you think its retarded because you are bi-polar? perhaps you thinking its retarded is merely the negative side of your bi-polarness talking.

how can we ever know ?

 

[kdnash82]

Ken... better to think about something that made you mad and get an angry face, than to always have an angry face and have to constantly keep a smile on your face so people don't think you're upset all the damn time.

I feel fake sometimes, cause I'm sitting there with a stupid grin on my face for absolutely no reason.

 

[Ken785]

do you think its retarded because its retarded or do you think its retarded because you are bi-polar? perhaps you thinking its retarded is merely the negative side of your bi-polarness talking.

how can we ever know ?

Chris Tucker in Rush Hour impression:

man what the hell you just say?? "you think retard to think your retarded but you retard..."