Are These Pick Up Lines Goooood?

[Agressor]

GIVE ME SOME OPENING LINES SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF ITS RUSH SITUATION CAUSE im a nOOB ARE THESE GOOD?

i got them from bristo lair

"would you date a guy that lives in a tent, what if a cool tent?"

"hey i was just thinking about the show, my little pony, and was wondering, did they have special powers?"

"would u sleep with jesus?"

what are some more?

 

[Jack McCrack]

Pick up lines....??

>_>

err....

 

[unformed]

my d1ck is only three inches, and if i can even get it up, i cu.m in 30 seconds.

a guy i know used that and it worked.,...

 

[Layla]

"Hi"

"i just noticed you and wanted to talk to you"

"hows it going"

"nice weather we're having"

"nice legs---what time do they open?" -

By the way, dont use pick up lines. Chances are, the womans heard it before.

 

[duttylove]

" hey huni, what smiles, winks, is hung like a horse and can last all night (smile and wink)"

 

[diablo]

Originally posted by Agressor
GIVE ME SOME OPENING LINES SO I KNOW WHAT TO SAY IF ITS RUSH SITUATION CAUSE im a nOOB ARE THESE GOOD?

i got them from bristo lair

"would you date a guy that lives in a tent, what if a cool tent?"

"hey i was just thinking about the show, my little pony, and was wondering, did they have special powers?"

"would u sleep with jesus?"

what are some more?

I'd recommend you go back to "Bristo Lair". Forever.