Are Real Fight Clubs Illegal? I want to start one...

[~attrACTION~]

You guys talk a lot about fighting. How many of you have actually been in a fight club before? I know they exist, but can I for example make a Yahoo group for it, or post flyers? I don't know if it's legal.

I think I want to start one in my town. I'm pretty skinny, but I would love to fight. I am actually stronger than I look. Lifting weights and just being buff does not necessarily equate stamina and strength. It just means you lift to get big, and big does not always mean stronger.

Anyhow, I just want to lash out and break someone's skull. No anger or anything, just the exhiliration from breaking bones seems like it would be such a rush. Plus, the adrenaline pumping through you from the painful blows to your gut would also really make you feel alive more than anything else.

Maybe in addition to the Wingman forum, we should have a Fight-Club forum. People can meet up and fight. We could have DJ Fighting Tournaments, wouldn't that be awesome?

As far as actual fighting goes, I will get some boxing gloves. I will also require protective headgear for my fight club. I don't want to just go around picking fights with people because I have better things to do. Instead, it would be great to be able to just fight though, once a week, for the heck of it.

Any relevant experience? Comments?

 

[DJDamage]

why don't you just join a local boxing club? this way if you hurt someone they can't sue you.

 

[Monster]

Uhh you wanna break someone's skull but you will use boxing gloves and require head gear. How the **** is that possible.

 

[Master Bates]

You sound like a dork.

"I want to start a real Fight Club!"

"I want to learn the ways of the Force and become a real jedi!"

Just take up kickboxing or MMA or something.

 

[bigjohnson]

There are UFC style clubs all over - a big one here in the Portland area.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

You guys should start an yahoo AFC club instead. What a dork!

I must admit, I sometimes get the urge to post stupid $hit, and troll when I'm bored.

ps. my c0ck is bigger than yours.

 

[Gangster Of Love]

This guy is actually pretty funny! I hope he realizes he is humorous, and not be a guy who is funny but doesn't know it.

Genius. Specially how some people are responding with serious answers.

 

[Soprano]

well you need an evil imaginary friend first

 

[Gangster Of Love]

Haha. this guy is taking trolling to a new level, yet he won't be banned. And he shouldn't. I find him humorous.

But just to give the mods something to do, they should merge this thread with the Human Punching Bag thread he started.

Gentlemen, let those posts by this guy teach you a lesson.

Stop reacting to everything you hear and/or see. Don't respond to everything anybody tells you. This is what a lot of us do, or have done in the past when women just throw $hit tests at us, and we have the need to react, and to over analyze everything the do and say.

 

[lookyoung]

Yep this guy has become a troll before our very eyes. Attraction when you first came on this site you were an afc looking to bang girls. You tried and you failed, and now you just gave up hope and became a troll. SHAME ON YOU.

BTW if I was a mod I would ban your azz ASAP. I have no tolerance for trolls I don't care how funny they are.

 

[~attrACTION~]

Well, I have looked for local boxing clubs, but there are none in my area. I'll try to look in big cities though, good point.

^ As far as trolling, I deny those accusations. The Human Punching Bag is something I am actually going to do. In fact, I think it will make my local news. I'll post a link to articles if it happens, so look out for that near May 20-29. Do you guys want to bet money on this?

I agree though, I do post a lot out of amusement and sheer curiousity. It is fun to get reactions out of people for kicks. I don't see myself as a troll though - keyboard jockey, maybe, but not a troll.

But in all honesty, this was a serious thread. I guess I just am the type of guy who's funny but doesn't know it? Yeah, I get that in real life too. I say something and a bunch of people laugh and I look at them like what was so funny.

Lookyoung, I have not failed yet, just procrastinating. Yes, shame on me, I'll should try harder from now on. Any recommendations on what you think I should do at this point?

 

[ValleyDJing]

First human punching bag threads, now fight clubs? You have a strong desire to get the piss knocked outta you don't you? lol! You're into those bondage girls aren't you?

 

[~attrACTION~]

First human punching bag threads, now fight clubs? You have a strong desire to get the piss knocked outta you don't you? lol! You're into those bondage girls aren't you?

Honestly, I kind of do want to get my ass kicked. Pain is something that motivates me to become stronger. I'm not into bondage though, sorry.