Aol=a Wonderful Sex Life For Me

[Allstar69]

In reference to a person who wrote AOL is bad for your game, you are wrong and in some cases right.

You are right in that when you meet a girl at a bar, club, etc. you do not want to talk to them on aol. It is (according to Doc Love) un challenging, you give too much information about yourself, and most importantly you cannot read body language. In that keep the aol stuff for the following candidates i will refer to in the next paragraph.

You are wrong my friend because you have no idea the abundance of sex my friends and I get off AOL. I live in a densly packed area of NJ and the amount of girls around here is staggering. On any gven night, i can go to a chat and easily type (hi may i ask your age/sex/location). When the person responds, as long as they are of legal age, a female, and live within 30 minutes driving i respond. I then trade our pictures, and if we think we are both cute i instantly ask for a phone number. If they go as far as to give me thier number, i can almost guarentee sex. I have had sex with around 10 girls off aol and recievd oral and handobs from around 20. And i have only been using it for a year. its so fun getting these girls off the net, cause you never face rejection, you can talk about what she is willing to do before you go on a date, and you can im her whenever you are horny agian for a guarenteed lay. You see i havent even looked for girls in a while cause i built up an inventory of 5 girls off aol that i bang each girl once a week. thats not including my 3 girlfriends. so basically i am getting laid every night sometimes by 2 girls a night thanks to aol.

 

[Slickster]

GREAT WORK ALLSTAR!!!

Keep us updated on any STD's that you encounter along the way.

 

[squirrels]

ANY girl is capable of getting laid in the real world. If she has to resort to AIM to hook up with people, there's a reason.

That being said, do your thing.

 

[Bonhomme]

A question

How good looking are you? GQ model, or just reasonably good looking?

 

[Don Ronny]

I just have one response to this:

http://www.sosuave.com/vBulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32122

all I can say is BE CAREUL!

 

[MysteryWoman]

Do you really believe he is getting laid by two girls a night. All sounds too good to be true?

 

[Quick]

You waste time asking age/sex/location, then trading pictures, then getting the number, and then driving out to meet them?

I just post my address on aol, and the girls just send me what time to expect them and then show up at my door. Sometimes I mis-schedule and am forced to have threesomes.

 

[OleRyder]

Quick - I wonder, though... do they charge you extra for a threesome?

 

[REd-xL]

To his credit, online dating has garnered more respect in the past couple years. I've got some friends who hooked up with others online, and they're in happy relationships.

I just personally choose not to use it because the thrill of the chase is what does me in. I know I'm not the only guy here who gets a huge adrenaline rush from hitting on girls, and the feelings of ecstacy from success.

Rx

 

[marqZAL]

Picking up girls on AOL is a number game...plain and simple. For example if you IM 50 girls out of the memeber directory or from the personals in a 2 week time, if 20 give you a chat. 10 out of those 20 you might hang out with. Out of those 10 you meet you have sex with 4 fool around with a few more. This isnt rocket science. When it comes to getting laid/meeting people from aol its a numbers game. Try it...play the numbers game and see how it works. It also helps if your not very picky and also if your not a troll. Pvssy is pvssy. Because you meet and have sex with women doenst mean they have to be the love of your life.

 

[Aztec]

Here's a story:

A friend of mine hooked up with a girl through the internet (aol). Apparently that girl has some friends in the area where my friend lives. So my buddy met her and pulled some mackin' on her.

The girl was not interested on my homely-looking buddy. Persistence worked for him and they became a couple.

They girl moved in with him (he lives in his parents' basement) and eventually got hitched.

One evening they had a family dinner and while saying the grace, his brother said, "Hey bro (my friend) aren't you gonna thank God for AOL?"

There was a that uncomfortable moment of silence...then an unending laugher.

 

[FlyGuy]

A homely lookin' guy lives in his parent's basement and he STILL got a low interest chick to move in with him and later marry him!?

Wow.

I've tried the Internet thing in the past, it can work so don't knock it. My only problem with it is that unless you are a 10 you won't hook up with a hottie most of the time. The hot chicks get TONS of responses to personal ads and they choose the best lookin ones usually. Also you have to deal with chicks that put up old pictures or pictures that only show their face, etc. and then when you meet them they turn out to be dogs or there just isn't any real attraction. That doesn't always happen but it seems to be fairly common from my limited experience.

 

[ApocalypseCow]

Originally posted by Aztec
Here's a story:

A friend of mine hooked up with a girl through the internet (aol). Apparently that girl has some friends in the area where my friend lives. So my buddy met her and pulled some mackin' on her.

The girl was not interested on my homely-looking buddy. Persistence worked for him and they became a couple.

They girl moved in with him (he lives in his parents' basement) and eventually got hitched.

One evening they had a family dinner and while saying the grace, his brother said, "Hey bro (my friend) aren't you gonna thank God for AOL?"

There was a that uncomfortable moment of silence...then an unending laugher.

AOL didn't fvcking INVENT the girl, it just provided a means for two people to meet. What is wrong with that? Why aren't people ashamed to say they met their gf/bf at a bar? "Hey joe, you gonna thank the bartender!" If you meet a girl on a bus, are people going to yank your chain? "Hey Bob, are you gonna thank Greyhound!"

It's the year 2003. Use whatever you can get your hands on. As for AOL being a numbers game, EVERYTHING is a numbers game. That's DJ 101: face 10 rejections so you can get to that 1 success. Repeat.

 

[Aztec]

Originally posted by ApocalypseCow
AOL didn't fvcking INVENT the girl, it just provided a means for two people to meet. What is wrong with that? Why aren't people ashamed to say they met their gf/bf at a bar? "Hey joe, you gonna thank the bartender!" If you meet a girl on a bus, are people going to yank your chain? "Hey Bob, are you gonna thank Greyhound!"

It's the year 2003. Use whatever you can get your hands on. As for AOL being a numbers game, EVERYTHING is a numbers game. That's DJ 101: face 10 rejections so you can get to that 1 success. Repeat.

I was meant to be a funny story about hooking up utilizing the net.

 

[crackhead]

Interesting, it does kinda seem like it could be b.s but you never know. I've heard about sluts on aol before. Do you have to have aol as your isp to get into these chats? Someone told me about it a while ago, but when I checked it out, it seemed you could only get to these chat rooms if you have aol. If not, kindly place that link in here.

The internet as a means to meet people is still in it's very early stages and looked down upon to an extent. But it is silly, today is yesterday's future, and refusing to acknowledge technological advances is pretty closed minded.

But WOAAAAAA Don Ronny, that post is crazy! That guy is bummin man, that's rough his girl straight up left him for that.

"All it takes is some of her juices to come in contact with your nuts and it's over. "

thats scary ****

 

[Ronin I]

I have to agree with AllStar to an extent. I've met eight different women on HotorNot and have exchanged IM addresses with them.

The problem is that I just don't have the time to be talking with these girls all the time.

Right now, I have them all blocked just so I can log on and chat with my little brother (who lives 300 miles from me) once in awhile. That was the reason I installed the freakin' software in the first place.

 

[xblitz44x]

The internet isn't so bad. I had sex with a few chicks from there. To me it's just ANOTHER way to meet them. I wouldn't rely soley on it because for me it doesn't work THAT well; but it can be fun and produce. My only problem is, it seems like the hotter the chick, the less effort she puts into the conversation. Talking to really hot chicks is like talking to a wall. I think it's a combination of the fact that they are used to being able to stand there and be entertained, and the fact that they have probably 10 other people IMing them at once. If all we saw was personality the internet would be a gold-mine.

-Blitz

 

[Allstar69]

ok everyone i am the one who started this post. i know jealousy gets in the way with alot of yoru thick headed skulls. you see i admit im a bit obcessed with sex, and yes thier is also unwanted pregnancies and stds to deal with if sex is not properly executed. but my addiction looks past them.

all i am saying is if your like me and like to get laid then go on aol get a pic and start searching. i will admit i am confiden with my looks and i take care of myself lifting on a daily basis and i believe in proper grooming and a clean and hygienic fashion and way of life.

 

[crackhead]

ok cool, do you have to have aol as your isp? if not, bust that link in here

 

[squirrels]

Originally posted by xblitz44x
Talking to really hot chicks is like talking to a wall. I think it's a combination of the fact that they are used to being able to stand there and be entertained, and the fact that they have probably 10 other people IMing them at once.

LOL it's funny cuz it's true.

I'm not saying that you CAN'T meet girls over the Internet and get eventual hook-ups out of it, but if you want to have sex, sooner or later, you're going to have to meet...IN PERSON.

And like it or not, the hottest chicks out there can have their pick of REAL men in the REAL world. Do you honestly expect them to be on the Internet looking for men?

The best way to use AIM/MSN/etc is to log on and put up an ambiguous away message. That way, you show up on her buddy list, but she has NO idea where you are or what you're doing.